SUMERIAN BAR REVIEW - THE BEST, BAR NONE!

[Thenixon]

HELLO OUT THERE NEXUS!

HAVING BAR TROUBLES ON YOUR FAVORITE FONT?

FONT POLICE GOT YA DOWN?

PERSONAL RESERVES RUNNING LOW?

WELL HAVE I GOT A GREAT NEW SERVICE TO SHOVE IN YOUR FACE! INTRODUCING SUMERIAN BAR REVIEW, THE NEXUS' #1 BAR REVIEW PROVIDER! FOR THE SMALL FEE OF A GLYPH GEM OR TWO I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR FONT AND TEAR APART ANY BARS TO ACCESS I SEE THERE! YOU CAN BE BACK TO ABUSIVE OVERDRAWING IN NO TIME FLAT*!

SERVICES ARE LIMITED TO WHAT MY LIL OLD SELF CAN DO FOR NOW, AND IN SPITE OF BEING #2 DEMON KILLER THIS BREATH, COP GOD CONSIDERS ME IMMORAL SO I DIE A LOT BUT I'LL GET TO IT EVENTUALLY.

IF ANY OTHER BORED CORRUPTORS WANT TO JOIN ME IN THIS BOLD CRUSADE THAT WOULD BE GREAT BECAUSE THERE ARE A STUNNING AMOUNT OF BARS OUT THERE THAT FOR OOC REASONS I CAN'T TOUCH!

THIS CAMPAIGN IS SURE TO RUSTLE SOME JIMMIES, SO SIGN UP TODAY IF YOU FEEL HOSTILE TO THE POWERS THAT BE!

bars i didn't set
*time is a flat cube

[Lychwood]

ohhhh

OHHHHH

I thought you were running a foodie column for the local paper. I guess we'll need to advertise somewhere else

[Thenixon]

That's right. Mages, summoners, lawyers, and practitioners of other arcane arts only!

Happy to discuss it over a drink though!

[Thenixon]

Progress report: In the month of January our services received zero requests for assistance. We removed 170 bars on a pro bono basis.