EVENT September 24th-25th: 6 Planes 6 Pubs 6 Portals: Nexus-Wide Pub Crawl and Drinking Song Contest

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EVENT September 24th-25th: 6 Planes 6 Pubs 6 Portals: Nexus-Wide Pub Crawl and Drinking Song Contest

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Attention ne'erdowells, sloths, goody-two-shoes, lore nerds, and weirdos of all kinds! YOU are invited to A BIG NEXUS-WIDE EVENT NEXT WEEKEND! We, The Maid Union of POR bring you the 2022 Booze Cruise and Jam Slam! A.K.A. 6 Planes 6 Pubs 6 Portals and a Song! A.K.A. The Pub Crawl and Drinking Song Contest! The Pub Crawl will begin on Saturday, September 24th at 16:00 game time, but if you miss the first stop DON’T WORRY you can join us at any of the stops or just at the last stop for the Drinking Song Contest (details below)! You have one week to train for this endurance contest! Steel your liver, do some vocal warm ups, bring your choice mp items (or an angelic energizer bunny), and a sweatband!

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PUB RUN!!

Starting at 16:00:
(Portal Service to the pocket space will be provided on the Praxis transporter 27, 31 Cordillera)
We will meet up for an unforgettable night of merriment and revelry at The Runway bar in Bastion (2,9 Pocket Space)! Standing on what used to be a forgotten runway sequestered in a secret military base is our first stop! Arising from the cracked pavement and weeds is a BRAND NEW TAVERN! Come have a drink and mingle as we gather. Enjoy the anarchic décor of the fine hardwood interior and forgotten war memorabilia! But don't get too toasty cuz this is only the first stop! On your MARK! Get Set! Go! Portal service to the The Devil’s Luck Saloon (10, 27 Purgatorio) begins 16:30 found inside The Runway Tavern (2,9 Pocket Space)!

At 16:30:
A quick zip through the wormhole and ZAM! We’re loafin’ around an old wild west saloon nestled in the mountains of one of purgatorio’s far off islands! The Devil’s Luck Saloon (10, 27 Purgatorio) is just the spot if you’re lookin’ for a hootin’ and hollerin’ hoe-down at a honkey-tonk (and we are)! Take in the crisp mountain air and crisp mountain ale as you admire ambiance of an authentic frontier gold rush saloon locked forever in time. The Roulette machine and Player Piano still work! Let’s roll some dice and dance the two-step at bar number two, but don’t get too tipsy quite yet cuz NEXT we’re taking on some serious elevation! Portal service to the Gourmet Bard (8,18 Elysium) begins at 17:00 found inside The Saloon (10, 27 Purgatorio)!

At 17:00:
We’ll run rippin’ and roarin’ into the idyllic countryside of Elysium! Our Third stop is The Gourmet Bard (8,18 Elysium), and a taste of the finer things which life in paradise can offer. Here we will drink deep and enjoy the flawless meadows, perfect peaks, and crystal clear rivers in a seldom visited side of heaven. Take in the serene majesty of Elysium, and a pint or two or three of the holiest craft brews imaginable. You may be blinded by the light, but hold on tight! Portal service the Fourth Bar To The Dome (37,13 Cordillera) begins at 17:30 found inside the Gourmet Bard (8,18 Elysium)!

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At 17:30:
Snap back to reality and poof! We're in Cordillera having a chilled glass of champagne at the infamous To The Dome Bar and Grill (37,13 Cordillera). A high-class cocktail lounge surrounded by mansions. It sports a great view of the dome and smells faintly of cat piss, but that doesn’t ruin the taste of the champagne. You can't hear anything over the taste of this champagne. Food shortages in the Lower Districts? Horrific parasitic monstrosities? WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU, CHAMPAGNE TOO LOUD! But nothing can insulate you from the soothing fires of Stygia, you porkers. We’re all going to hell for our next round of debauchery. Our Fifth Bar will be The Last Drop (6, 5 Stygia)! Portal service will begin at 18:00 found inside To The Dome (37,13 Cordillera)!

At 18:00:
Take the plunge and dive deep down to the fires of Stygia! Our next stop is at The Last Drop (6, 5 Stygia). Here we will let no inhibitions hold us back in this judgment free zone! (Pay no mind to the torture racks). The Last Drop is located in Hades Tol, in a far-off corner of sunny Stygia. While Stygia has been getting an influx of tourism lately, this region is still suffering from the Great Infopocalapse and could use a boost to the local economy. Let’s run up a tab and take on a few pact debts! It’s not like you’ll remember it. Black out drunk or not, this was all still but a humble pre-game! The big event will be at our next stop: The Winchester Pub!!! Doesn’t matter if you can’t stand up, you will crawl through the wormhole if you have to. You’ve got a stage waiting for you, after all! Portal service for the Winchester Pub (43, 29 Centrum) will begin at 18:30 found inside The Last Drop (6, 5 Stygia).

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18:30-18:30:
From The Last Drop to the Last Stop! We’re gonna slam this party bus right into the side of everyone’s favorite pub! The Winchester (43, 29 Centrum)! Our good friends at Avengers of Harmony Falls (AHF) have invited us all out twice now for epic parties – It’s HIGH time we bring the party crashing into them. In the spirit of revelry and good cheer, We, the Maid Union, are Hosting a Party inside of AHF’s stronghold (I have it from high party officiate authority that AHF will revoke their stronghold for this portion of the event – so don’t fret about wards).
Here we'll link arms and chug mugs, and we hope it inspires you to song!

AND NOW for the last portion of the event, the part everyone one has been waiting for…

The Drinking Song Contest!
After a long night of crawling our way across the planes and consuming every stiff drink we encounter, it’s only right that we end it all with some BANGERZ!! Belt out your best drinking song to be judged by the party officiates. This portion of the event will be held for 24 hours (from 18:30 Saturday September 24 to 18:30 Sunday September 25th).
Do you have an aria in your arteries? Some lyrics on your lips? A serenade in your soul? A melody in your midsection? A tune in your tummy? A shanty on your shoulders? A ballad in your bum? A jaunty jam lodged in your jawbone? Perhaps even a folk song in your feetsies? Let it out and let us know! (Archons: Song of the Word will not be eligible for a prize, we’ve all heard that one before).

First place will receive 500 credits
Second place will receive 300 credits
Third place will receive 200 credits
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Purgatorio Investment Management Company (PIMCO) is proud to announce that it will ALSO issue a prize in our new book-backed currency to first, second and third place winners. Amounts to be confirmed!
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Here's some Fun Exerpts from the pub run. :D

Kick off at with a story The Runway bar in bastion (after some brief infusion shenanigans)
- You use your bullhorn to say: "*loud squelching* Hey ehllo is this thing on OK. WELCOME TO 6 portals 6 planes 6 pubs brought to you by the Maid's union! This is a one way trip to a dwi, but fuggit LETS GO!". (2022-09-24 16:00:08).
- The Tartan Terror kicks open the door an pauses dramatically, "Aw right ya buncha pajama wearing pansies? It's time fir a party!" (2022-09-24 16:02:19).
- You emote, " raises his pint!" (2022-09-24 16:02:53).
- You say, "HO! HO!" (2022-09-24 16:03:13).
- The Tartan Terror leans a claymore against the bar and yells, "Wench! We hiv need o beer and whisky! And wee poofy umbrellas tae make the drink look fancy!" (2022-09-24 16:03:33).
- You say, "i really hope i don't get my union card revoke after this for portaling while intoxicated." (2022-09-24 16:03:55).
- Astro Cat 👾 said, "Meow" (2022-09-24 16:04:14).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Noo this will be yin fir the fireside tales. A handsome Scotsman walks intae a bar..." (2022-09-24 16:04:27).
- You emote, " sips and listens intensely to the terror... clearly already deep in the sauce." (2022-09-24 16:05:16).
- The Tartan Terror does a double-take, "We hiv cats? Excellent. A beer fir the cat. And mebbe some angel wings oan the side. Usually the cats like their meat wet, eh?" (2022-09-24 16:06:25).
- Saro Sirena slams down her empty beer mug “another over ‘er” (2022-09-24 16:08:04).
- The Tartan Terror said, "So, as a wis saying, a devstatingly handsome Scots demon walks intae a bar. He's accompanied by an Angel and a Transcended fence sitter." (2022-09-24 16:08:44).
- Astro Cat 👾 looks at feast and begins eating (2022-09-24 16:09:07).
- The Tartan Terror said, "The Transcended Eternal You-Missed-Soldier orders a round o bourbon from a fresh bottle. They toast an they drink and then the Soldier smashes the bottle oan the floor." (2022-09-24 16:10:35).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Naturally wir aw "Whit the fook that wiz booze even if it wis American shaite bourbon!" and the Soldier says, "We have so much bourbon in Valhalla that we never drink from the same bottle twice." Taw which they aw nod." (2022-09-24 16:12:02).
- Cormorant said, "Human accents are so weird." (2022-09-24 16:13:27).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Next up the wee pansy Angel orders a round o cocktails that look like something oot o a fruit market. They toast and drink them doon, altho the Scotsman is making a nasty face at the sever lack o alcohol in this." (2022-09-24 16:13:37).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Then the Angel waves a haun and the barman dissolves intae nothingness, "We have so many barkeeps in Elysium that we never have service from the same one twice." Arrogant wee shaite, eh?" (2022-09-24 16:14:56).
- The Tartan Terror said, "So the Scotsdemon jumps ower the bar, reaches up and procures a magical bottle o Balblair 77 single malt, pours drinks fir everybody and skelp the Angel's haun when he tries tae pit lemonade in the whisky." (2022-09-24 16:16:24).
- Yirrict Blackheart chuckles (2022-09-24 16:16:48).
- You emote, " snorts" (2022-09-24 16:17:15).
- You say, "what a cheeky git that one." (2022-09-24 16:17:26).
- The Tartan Terror said, "They toast, they drink their whisky neat and they agree that it wis great. Then the demon swings a fooking gigantic sword and beheads baith o his drinking buddies." (2022-09-24 16:17:38).
- The Tartan Terror said, "He growls at the twitching bodies, "We hiv so many bloody Angels and Transcended shaites in Stygia that we never hiv tae drink wit the same wans twice." Then he takes the bottle and two fine demon lassies off to a dark corner fir a very happy ending." (2022-09-24 16:19:09).
- The Tartan Terror laughs and raises his glass, "Get it doon ye!" (2022-09-24 16:19:34).
- Anarcho pulls out a small vial of green liquid and pours a few drops in his pint. He grins widely and looks around to see if anyone noticed. (2022-09-24 16:20:23).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) crawls into a bar (2022-09-24 16:22:53).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "The Party has arrived!" (2022-09-24 16:23:19).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Awww, lookit the wee gremlins. They'll dae great fir a kebab at closing time." (2022-09-24 16:23:35).
- Yirrict Blackheart slides a bottle over to the Tiniest baby (2022-09-24 16:23:40).
- Cormorant said, "WHOS CORRUPTING THIS BABY" (2022-09-24 16:24:23).
- Stoopkid sets up a target shooting area with some skulls (2022-09-24 16:24:27).
- You emote, " side eyes Anarcho and smirks." (2022-09-24 16:24:31).
- You say, "Got enough for another pint?" (2022-09-24 16:24:42).
- Cormorant said, "the good thing about autohits is you can be drunk as a skunk and still hit." (2022-09-24 16:24:59).
- Cormorant said, "not that uh. i would know anything about being drunk. or skunks. i eat fish." (2022-09-24 16:25:08).
- You emote, " makes a silly face at the baby" (2022-09-24 16:25:24).
Suddenly the bar disappears and we are all stuck out on a desolate runway
- Cormorant said, "OOPS" (2022-09-24 16:25:30).
- Cormorant said, "DID I DO THAT" (2022-09-24 16:25:37).
- Cormorant said, "ISHI HELP" (2022-09-24 16:25:42).
- You emote, " snorts" (2022-09-24 16:26:02).
- Cormorant said, "wait no no its coo its coo. someone just hit me." (2022-09-24 16:26:09).
- You say, "ackahahahhahahah thats a riot" (2022-09-24 16:26:20).
- Cormorant said, "it figures that the way to ruin a rowdy party is by being too good :smirk:" (2022-09-24 16:26:43).
- Cormorant said, "THE FUN POLICE IS HERE (its me)" (2022-09-24 16:26:54).
- The Tartan Terror blinks in confusion. (2022-09-24 16:27:09).
- You emote, " sets up a collapsible table and a pitcher of beer on the runway" (2022-09-24 16:27:13).
- Cormorant looks in the tarmac cracks for anything edible without much hope. Everything smells vaguely of asphalt and jet oil. (2022-09-24 16:27:54).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Well now" (2022-09-24 16:28:22).
- Saro Sirena said, "" (2022-09-24 16:28:24).
- You emote, " does some stretches then downs a solo cup of beer" (2022-09-24 16:28:26).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "gotta clean up this mess" (2022-09-24 16:28:32).
- You say, "Its almost time anyhow for the next stop" (2022-09-24 16:28:49).
- Saro Sirena said, "Time for our flight out of here" (2022-09-24 16:29:32).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Cleaned up" (2022-09-24 16:29:47).
- You say, "Astro Kitty, you're up for the first portal" (2022-09-24 16:29:53).
- Astro Cat 👾 begins hacking (2022-09-24 16:29:57).
- Yirrict Blackheart curtsies at Cormorant (2022-09-24 16:29:58).
- You emote, " taps his clipboard." (2022-09-24 16:30:03).
- Astro Cat 👾 throws up a portal (2022-09-24 16:30:13).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Any stragglers will have the luxuary of traveling with me" (2022-09-24 16:30:17).
- Astro Cat 👾 made a few eldritch gestures and stabbed a finger through the air in this location. With a blue flash of energy, the air shimmered and cracked open, revealing a portal to another location. (2022-09-24 16:30:27).
- You say, "Yahooo!" (2022-09-24 16:31:11).
- Astro Cat 👾 said, "Meow" (2022-09-24 16:31:14).
- You emote, " throws up a peace sign then dives into the portal head (only)" (2022-09-24 16:31:36).
- You step into the portal and suddenly find yourself elsewhere. (2022-09-24 16:31:45).
Next stop the Devil's Luck Saloon in Purg for some Gambling and Toe Tappin'
- You step inside The Devil's Luck. (2022-09-24 16:34:18).
- You say, "Oh hey whaddup" (2022-09-24 16:34:33).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "hello, children!" (2022-09-24 16:34:56).
- You say, "That party pooper aint gonna get us down!" (2022-09-24 16:35:40).
- Astro Cat 👾 said, "Meow" (2022-09-24 16:35:41).
- Black Velvet Jesus turns to smirk. “You look like you could use a little rejuvenation.” (2022-09-24 16:35:58).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) gnaws at its own hand absentmindedly (2022-09-24 16:36:48).
- You say, "That's an understatement hahhalhaa" (2022-09-24 16:37:07).
- The form of Stoopkid seemed to warp and flicker for a moment before appearing to melt into the shadows. (2022-09-24 16:37:49).
- You emote, " pokes around the back of he bar for something big plastic and with a handle." (2022-09-24 16:37:59).
- Black Velvet Jesus slides a drink across the table (2022-09-24 16:38:00).
- You say, "Oh sick thanks jesus" (2022-09-24 16:38:13).
- Black Velvet Jesus gave you a(n) Potion of Magic Recovery. (2022-09-24 16:38:22).
- Black Velvet Jesus sizes up the party animal and slings another drink down the bar. (2022-09-24 16:38:46).
- Stoopkid said, "Ooh nice stoop" (2022-09-24 16:38:56).
- You emote, " finds a big bottle of bottom shelf tequila and generously pours it in the drink." (2022-09-24 16:39:09).
- You say, "Bottoms up!" (2022-09-24 16:39:18).
- Roy Koopa said, "Party back on!!" (2022-09-24 16:40:24).
- Roy Koopa shot guns a beer (2022-09-24 16:40:42).
- Tina said, "I think I saw some diseased rats running around outside <_<" (2022-09-24 16:41:18).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "Welcome PARTY PEOPLE to DEVIL'S LUCK! Slots and dice tables wide open waiting for you! Who's got a bet? yahooo!". (2022-09-24 16:43:18).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) is having a drink with a rat and laughing, but suddenly they both stop and stare rudely at Tina (2022-09-24 16:43:30).
- You emote, " dusts off the player piano and gives it a sharp tap with the back of his fist." (2022-09-24 16:44:05).
- You emote, " says "ayyyyeeeee" as the player piano begins jutting out an old timey rag-time ballad" (2022-09-24 16:44:44).
- Astro Cat 👾 was flying and has now landed. (2022-09-24 16:45:01).
- Saro Sirena said, "Music please" (2022-09-24 16:45:09).
- You feel invigorated. You regain an extra Action Point. (2022-09-24 16:45:14).
- Yirrict Blackheart gave you a(n) Potion of Magic Recovery. (2022-09-24 16:47:26).
- You emote, " double taps the player piano and it picks up the rhythm to a more dancable tempo" (2022-09-24 16:47:32).
- Iona shuffles into the bar having take the long route to get here. (2022-09-24 16:47:45).
- You quaff the potion; as you do so, you feel a rush of magical energy sweep through your body. (2022-09-24 16:47:46).
- Samael Steele has passed through a cloven portal that you created! You have gained five Experience Points. (2022-09-24 16:48:24).
- You say, "Welcome aboaaarrrd Iona!!! Have a shot! Roll some dice!" (2022-09-24 16:48:27).
- Yirrict Blackheart sits down at a nearby table and produces a deck of cards from somewhere. "Who wants to gamble?" (2022-09-24 16:48:54).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) definitely wants to gamble (2022-09-24 16:49:22).
- Yoko Kurama hand Iona some whiskey and smiles charmingly (2022-09-24 16:49:28).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Taking all bets! Beer, ale, whiskey, and yer booty is preferred!" (2022-09-24 16:49:33).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) sits its little butt in the betting pile (2022-09-24 16:50:33).
- Yirrict Blackheart sets a lil booster seat at the table for the tinest baby ever (2022-09-24 16:50:38).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "We got the most adorable baby betting themselves! Any willing to take part in this adorable pot?" (2022-09-24 16:51:15).
- You say, "I got a 2 GGE's on RED!!" (2022-09-24 16:51:24).
- You give your Small Blue Gem containing Greater Glyph Erasure to Yirrict Blackheart. (2022-09-24 16:52:07).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "2 GGE's on red from the smirking pianist! Any others?" (2022-09-24 16:52:16).
- You give your Small Blue Gem containing Greater Glyph Erasure to Yirrict Blackheart. (2022-09-24 16:52:22).
- You write in yellow chalk. (2022-09-24 16:52:42).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) slaps the table a few times like it’s betting (2022-09-24 16:53:06).
- You write WELCOME TO THE DEVILS LUCK! Never bet on red in rainbow chalk. (2022-09-24 16:53:24).
- Yoko Kurama said, "5 slice on black" (2022-09-24 16:54:03).
- Black Velvet Jesus refrains from falling into temptation. At least the betting kind. (2022-09-24 16:54:04).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) was flying and has now landed. (2022-09-24 16:55:00).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "5 Slice on black from the strapingly handsome Silver haired lad! Last call for bets! Ante up, put yer luck to the test against and prove ye have better luck then a Devil!" (2022-09-24 16:56:23).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) smiles at yoko and cheers (2022-09-24 16:56:50).
- Yirrict Blackheart reaches down and spins the wheel! With a flick of their hand a silver ball drops onto the wheel and starts spinnging! (2022-09-24 16:58:57).
- You emote, " holds their breath" (2022-09-24 16:59:39).
- Yirrict Blackheart whistles loudly as the ball spins around several times and bounces from slot to slot before landing on 35 Black! (2022-09-24 16:59:47).
- Iona cocks her head and watches the dice and the exchange of soul crystals with slight confusion and amusement (2022-09-24 16:59:55).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) screams (2022-09-24 17:00:05).
- You say, "dern!" (2022-09-24 17:00:06).
- You say, "Well i'm outta here" (2022-09-24 17:00:14).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "We have a winner! The silver Haired Devil proves that he truly has Devils luck!" (2022-09-24 17:00:18).
- You draw upon the power of the Nexal Mark you previously set and create a rift in the fabric of reality to join the two points via a wormhole. You use your finger to trace the connection and with a blue flash of energy, the air shimmers and cracks open, revealing the wormhole. (2022-09-24 17:00:24).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) crawls toward yoko (2022-09-24 17:00:50).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Feel free to collect your adorable Tiny Baby!" (2022-09-24 17:00:58).
- You emote, " does the duces then stumbles into the next one" (2022-09-24 17:01:45).
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Re: EVENT September 24th-25th: 6 Planes 6 Pubs 6 Portals: Nexus-Wide Pub Crawl and Drinking Song Contest

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From there we had a relaxing day out at the Gourmet Bard in elysium
- The near-tangible power of justice suffusing this place sears your very soul. You take 3 points of damage. (2022-09-24 17:01:50).
- You step into the portal and suddenly find yourself elsewhere. (2022-09-24 17:01:50).
- You step inside The Gourmet Bard. (2022-09-24 17:01:57).
- You say, "Oh wow the air is so fuggin nice." (2022-09-24 17:02:18).
- You say, "kinda makes me wonder if this is what sobriety is like" (2022-09-24 17:02:32).
- Iona said, "Dull mostly" (2022-09-24 17:02:46).
- Iona gave you a(n) Bottle of Whiskey. (2022-09-24 17:03:10).
- You emote, " grabs the bottle from iona and chugs i wouldn't want that" (2022-09-24 17:07:04).
- You emote, " shudders." (2022-09-24 17:07:12).
- Cormorant said, "Squawk." (2022-09-24 17:09:09).
- Iona said, "This is one strange plane of existence" (2022-09-24 17:09:19).
- Iona doesnt feel peaceful here like her faction promised (2022-09-24 17:09:33).
- Cormorant gave you a(n) Apple. (2022-09-24 17:09:39).
- Cormorant said, "I feel peaceful." (2022-09-24 17:09:54).
- Cormorant gives people apples. But they only have two! Who will be left out? (2022-09-24 17:10:03).
- Cormorant looks around for a medic. what kind of event is this. (2022-09-24 17:11:30).
- The form of Stoopkid seemed to warp and flicker for a moment before appearing to melt into the shadows. (2022-09-24 17:11:33).
- Iona passes out Lattes so that people can pace themselves (2022-09-24 17:11:49).
- Iona said, "Still loads of locations to visit" (2022-09-24 17:11:56).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Such a lovely place" (2022-09-24 17:12:15).
- You emote, " sips a late and tries to take in the Ambiance." (2022-09-24 17:13:08).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Whose been whacking Cormorant?" (2022-09-24 17:14:22).
- Cormorant said, "Do you think they serve waterfowls in here or is everyone in elysium a vegan" (2022-09-24 17:14:35).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Wait... they actually eat here?" (2022-09-24 17:14:59).
- Cormorant said, "they have orchards so yes. wait why am i saying they, im an angel....right" (2022-09-24 17:15:26).
- Yirrict Blackheart grins, "You sure yer an angel? ALways happy to make another room on the ship for anther maid." (2022-09-24 17:16:24). ).
- Cormorant drinks a BIG THANG of whiskey. "hey remember when i defused the pub in bastion. haha." (2022-09-24 17:17:03).
- You say, "yeah that was hilarioous birdo" (2022-09-24 17:17:34).
- Cormorant drinks a pumper spiace latte. wow! feels like fall. (2022-09-24 17:18:50).
- Cormorant burps. (2022-09-24 17:18:54).
- Yoko Kurama said, "so classy here... very bright" (2022-09-24 17:19:01).
- Roy Koopa grabs a keg and downs it (2022-09-24 17:19:28).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "STOP NUMBER 3: THE GOURMET BARD! THE FINEST PALE ALE HOUSE IN THE GOLDEN SUN! BASK IN ITS GLORIOUS FLUFFY PASTRIES SO LIGHT THAT YOU MIHGT EVEN FLY AWAY IF YOU ATE A CRUMB". (2022-09-24 17:20:13).
- Yoko Kurama said, "so quiet and respectful... this bar is too classy for our kind" (2022-09-24 17:28:48).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Its a nice change of pace. But Up next, get ready for a nice place. Apprecaite the luxerious life in teh land of the Bear King. TO THE DOME! Watch out for moon bears!" (2022-09-24 17:29:37).
- Yirrict Blackheart pulls outs out a cloth and starts to wipe the air. Reality starts to shimmer and slowly collapse with each swipe. (2022-09-24 17:29:56).
- Yirrict Blackheart made a few eldritch gestures and stabbed a finger through the air in this location. With a blue flash of energy, the air shimmered and cracked open, revealing a portal to another location. (2022-09-24 17:30:27).
- Yirrict Blackheart curtsies (2022-09-24 17:30:33).
- Iona throws herself into the portal (2022-09-24 17:31:06).
- You emote, " raises his spiced late." (2022-09-24 17:31:28).
- You say, "I'll stay back and chill tha fugg out" (2022-09-24 17:31:51).
- You emote, " looks at his clipboard." (2022-09-24 17:32:25).
- You say, "yeppper I'm up for late leavers portal duty at 17:45" (2022-09-24 17:33:10).
- You say, "lemme know if anyone needs a pick me up to get through that portal" (2022-09-24 17:35:20).
- Tina said, "I gotta get out of this judgy place" (2022-09-24 17:35:29).
- You emote, " glances around the room shifitly" (2022-09-24 17:35:40).
- You say, "a little harsh tbh" (2022-09-24 17:36:23).
From The bright warm glow of good to one of the ritziest bars in Cordillera: TO THE DOME (special thanks for the logs from Yirrict)
- You step into the portal and suddenly find yourself elsewhere. (2022-09-24 17:30:35).
- You step inside To The Dome. (2022-09-24 17:30:38).
- Cormorant said, "stinkheh." (2022-09-24 17:31:23).
- Cormorant said, "almost like a feral clowder of cats once lived here." (2022-09-24 17:31:35).
- Lamia slinks about the place, obscured by the shadows but very much watching the revelry (2022-09-24 17:33:44).
- You emote, " quietly straightens the area, and wipes down the bar" (2022-09-24 17:34:10).
- Astro Cat 👾 said, "meow" (2022-09-24 17:34:49).
- The shadows here seem to distort and bend at eerie angles as a chill and eerily soft breeze passes through the area. (2022-09-24 17:34:52).
- Stoopkid said, "" (2022-09-24 17:34:55).
- Stoopkid said, "Ah, the old stoop" (2022-09-24 17:35:06).
- Cormorant said, "eau de stoop" (2022-09-24 17:35:30).
- Ahriman said, "Welcome to my domain! I've brought gifts of ice for our drinks." (2022-09-24 17:36:49).
- Iona notes this place is a lot more grimy than the last and quietly approves as it is probably a place that knows how to host a wild time (2022-09-24 17:37:04).
- Astro Cat 👾 and stretches letting out a long yawn (2022-09-24 17:37:07).
- Lamia places a selection of potions on the bar for the travellers to enjoy (2022-09-24 17:38:52).
- Stoopkid said, "ooh the wormholer sounds tasty" (2022-09-24 17:42:55).
- Charlotte Linlin eats pastriea happily "Mamma mamma! " (2022-09-24 17:44:20).
Smirk arives to the party in Cord Late :o
- You emote, " rolls in fashionably late and looking as handsome as ever" (2022-09-24 17:47:19).
- You say, "took a lil break to sunbathe" (2022-09-24 17:47:35).
- You emote, " emits a shiny golden radiance that is wholly blinding" (2022-09-24 17:48:05).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Probably for the best. Next spot is rather dark" (2022-09-24 17:48:24).
- Lamia covers her eyes having forgot her sunglasses (2022-09-24 17:48:29).
- You say, "who's got that champagne? I've heard wonders about this bubbly" (2022-09-24 17:48:58).
- Iona only has the hard stuff and sips delicately on a small glass of Bourbon (2022-09-24 17:50:46).
- You emote, " roots around in the back for that special reserve and score a bottle." (2022-09-24 17:51:32).
- You emote, " fires off around of his Glock to open the cork and the champagne spews everywhere" (2022-09-24 17:52:14).
- You say, "BOO-YEA-KA-SHA!" (2022-09-24 17:52:54).
- Yirrict Blackheart beams and slides a few champagne glasses over" (2022-09-24 17:53:32).
- You emote, " pours several glasses and swirls them around and takes a deep sniff of one." (2022-09-24 17:54:24).
- Saro Sirena hiccups "I do think I'm really feeling it now" (2022-09-24 17:56:11).
- Cormorant said, "does absolve suffering remove hangovers" (2022-09-24 17:56:28).
- Anarcho said, "I'm counting on it to" (2022-09-24 17:58:21).
- Lamia attempts to pass Cormorant a soul corrupting Blood Ice and says "Im not sure about your angelic faff but that gem might heal you of your ills; for a price" (2022-09-24 17:59:47).
- You say, "were all going to hell next anyhow whats the harm" (2022-09-24 18:00:55).
- Cormorant said, "IS A PURE INCORRUPTIBLE BIRB. NO SPICY PAPERS PLS." (2022-09-24 18:00:56).
- Cormorant has cunningly safeguarded his inventory for just this purpose!! either that or they just picked up 3 potions on the ground. either or. (2022-09-24 18:01:15).
- Anarcho made a few eldritch gestures and stabbed a finger through the air in this location. With a blue flash of energy, the air shimmered and cracked open, revealing a portal to another location. (2022-09-24 18:01:19).
- Cormorant said, "wheeeeeeeeeee" (2022-09-24 18:01:39).
- Anarcho said, "Alright everyone fun's over, only suffering ahead now welcome to hell" (2022-09-24 18:01:55).
- Lamia waves all the revellers goodbye and suggest they visit the Dark Ale House in Jahannam next time around. They have a lovely selection (2022-09-24 18:02:21).
- You say, "😈 👿 😈" (2022-09-24 18:02:34).
- You emote, " blows a kiss" (2022-09-24 18:02:53).
- You step into the portal and suddenly find yourself elsewhere. (2022-09-24 18:02:58).
And then we plunged to the depths of Stygia to test the last of our endurance! Our 4th stop was The Last Drop!
- You step inside The Last Drop. (2022-09-24 18:03:33).
- You emote, " dives over the counter and lugs out a keg!" (2022-09-24 18:04:37).
- You say, "who wants to get on the rack to do a kegger?" (2022-09-24 18:04:55).
- Yoko Kurama said, "home" (2022-09-24 18:05:10).
- Cormorant said, "dubious. pass." (2022-09-24 18:05:13).
- Yoko Kurama orders 2 of the fermented bloodlust martinis (2022-09-24 18:05:38).
- Ahriman said, "Hmmmm, I suspect this place doesn't have much in the way of non-alcoholic drinks, it's a good thing I brought my own." (2022-09-24 18:06:46).
- The form of Stoopkid seemed to warp and flicker for a moment before appearing to melt into the shadows. (2022-09-24 18:07:23).
- Iona said, "Wow! Now this place has some atmosphere!" (2022-09-24 18:07:57).
- Ahriman whips out a juice box and stabs the staw into in a violent display (2022-09-24 18:08:05).
- Iona lets out a little cough but tries to hide it (2022-09-24 18:08:12).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Ahh love this old haunt" (2022-09-24 18:09:09).
- You say, "kinky." (2022-09-24 18:09:29).
- Tina said, "Ill have a shirley temple please🥴" (2022-09-24 18:09:52).
- Iona gave you a(n) Bottle of Bourbon. (2022-09-24 18:10:05).
- You emote, " fills up a martini glass with fermented blood and slides it down the bar to tina" (2022-09-24 18:10:40).
- You say, "one Shirley's temples" (2022-09-24 18:11:25).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "A rack kegger?" (2022-09-24 18:11:56).
- You say, "you down, yirrict?" (2022-09-24 18:12:17).
- You emote, " opens the shackles and guestures for the himbomaid to climb on" (2022-09-24 18:12:50).
- Yirrict Blackheart grins and walks over to the rack, "I could use a good streach." (2022-09-24 18:12:55).
- Ahriman said, "So, as everyone seems to be thoroughly inebriated, who wants to make a bad decision? I've got dark contracts for anyone looking to score some cheap power, all it costs is a loan on your soul." (2022-09-24 18:13:30).
- You emote, " latches yirrict in to the rack snuggly - upside down- and peers at the keg" (2022-09-24 18:13:47).
- Yirrict Blackheart steps onto the rack, "Make sure you get it nice and tight~" (2022-09-24 18:13:58).
- You say, "it says Frog wine. you cool with that Yirrict?" (2022-09-24 18:14:19).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Fill me up!" (2022-09-24 18:15:12).
- You emote, " tightens the latches and pumps the keg. it spews a fountain foamy froth in the most decadent manner." (2022-09-24 18:15:22).
- Yirrict Blackheart said, "Mmm Delicous" (2022-09-24 18:16:02).
- Yoko Kurama said, "my liege would be salty me taking another contract but I enjoy making her frustrated. it's very cute, what you got?" (2022-09-24 18:16:35).
- You emote, " smirks." (2022-09-24 18:16:40).
- Stoopkid drinks the fermented blood a coughs. "Woah I think there's alcohol in there!!" (2022-09-24 18:16:57).
- Yoko Kurama said, "got any of that sweet gge" (2022-09-24 18:17:02).
- Yirrict Blackheart frowns and phases though the rack. "appears I almost forgot something iomportant. I'll be back shortly (2022-09-24 18:17:25).
- You say, "I lost all my gges on Red." (2022-09-24 18:17:44).
- You emote, " coughs" to you"" (2022-09-24 18:18:21).
- You emote, " swears." (2022-09-24 18:18:41).
- You say, "fuggin yirrict" (2022-09-24 18:18:50).
- Yoko Kurama said, "I'm looking are arhiman, but I do love the gges I won" (2022-09-24 18:19:02).
- Yoko Kurama smiles coyly (2022-09-24 18:19:36).
- Ahriman said, "I've got power stealing for the darkest of hearts, all kinds of vampire magic, and the old fashion infusion and desecration contracts." (2022-09-24 18:20:20).
- You emote, " drinks from the keg and begins to foam at the mouth -hic-" (2022-09-24 18:20:49).
- Ahriman said, "Oooooh not a fan of glyphs aye? One contract coming right up" (2022-09-24 18:21:08).
- You quaff the potion; as you do so, you feel a rush of magical energy sweep through your body. (2022-09-24 18:21:36).
- Saro Sirena can hold ye alch *hickups* ol can ye smirk (2022-09-24 18:22:33).
- Saro Sirena said, "good with them drugs but *hick* not with the booze" (2022-09-24 18:23:00).
- Ahriman said, "Any time you want to use it just be sure to sign one of the various spots for signatures. And if you ever grow tired of it feel free to throw it in the woods or something, I'll detonate it remotely for you." (2022-09-24 18:23:23).
- You emote, " guestures to the keg and the rack then makes some suggestive eyebrows at Saro" (2022-09-24 18:25:05).
- Saro Sirena grab keg and drinks from the spicket (2022-09-24 18:25:54).
- Saro Sirena drops the empty keg, wipes their mouth and beams drunkly "'Ats ow ew do et" sways I'm her chair (2022-09-24 18:28:07).
- Iona goes for a brief walk outside to freshen up and is chased back inside by a troupe of feral imps (2022-09-24 18:28:29).
- You emote, " chuckles and stumbles sideways" (2022-09-24 18:28:44).
- Yoko Kurama said, "thank you, I will be sure to get good use from this. there is a certain conduit who broke my heart now we must kill each other" (2022-09-24 18:29:32).
- You emote, " catches himself then trips over a hot wing sending him crashing to the floor" (2022-09-24 18:29:46).
- Yoko Kurama drunkenly tells Ahriman his sob story of heartbreak (2022-09-24 18:30:01).
- You say, "aaaaxxxcckkkk" (2022-09-24 18:30:02).
- You draw upon the power of the Nexal Mark you previously set and create a rift in the fabric of reality to join the two points via a wormhole. You use your finger to trace the connection and with a blue flash of energy, the air shimmers and cracks open, revealing the wormhole. (2022-09-24 18:30:15).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "from THE LAST STOP TO THE LAST DROP GOGOGOG". (2022-09-24 18:30:44).
- Roy Koopa has passed through a wormhole that you built to connect distant parts of the planes! You have gained five Experience Points. (2022-09-24 18:30:45).
- You say, "before yoko drones on" (2022-09-24 18:30:59).
- You step into the portal and suddenly find yourself elsewhere. (2022-09-24 18:31:09).
Finally we made it to centrum for the last Hurrah!
- You step inside The Winchester. (2022-09-24 18:31:19).
The party isn't over! No no! Infact It's just begun!

Come to the Winchester (43,29 centrum) and enjoy the merryment! We're judging YOUR songs until 18:30 tomorrow Sunday the 25th.
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Re: EVENT September 24th-25th: 6 Planes 6 Pubs 6 Portals: Nexus-Wide Pub Crawl and Drinking Song Contest

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Heyyy what up its your loveable ಠﭛಠ face (aka your dealer, aka smirk, aka the messy maid) comin' at you once again with That JUICY! POST-EVENT-POST!!!!

First UP! The award for Fastest Racer of the PUB RUN!
- You say, "-hic- the race. which remindsss meee" (2022-09-24 18:55:29).
- You emote, " squints one eye and tries to make out the names on his clipboard" (2022-09-24 18:55:57).
- You emote, " looks up from his clipboard after a looong loving pause." (2022-09-24 19:00:26).
- You say, "The winner of the pubrun is *taps notes* FOR VISITING EVRY BAR AND GETTING HERE FIRST ISSSS" (2022-09-24 19:01:14).
- You emote, " stumbles and dings his cowbell" (2022-09-24 19:02:29).
- You say, "ROY KOOPA" (2022-09-24 19:02:43).
- You say, "step forward and receive yer medal" (2022-09-24 19:02:58).
- You give your shiny gold medal inscribed with_ "xx_1st_place_666pUBrUnEr_xx"_, a(n) shiny gold medal inscribed with_ "xx_1st_place_666pUBrUnEr_xx"_ to Roy Koopa. (2022-09-24 19:03:14).
- Eleanor applauds. (2022-09-24 19:03:13).
- The King In Yellow raises his highball in salute. (2022-09-24 19:03:54).
- Yirrict Blackheart applauds (2022-09-24 19:07:02).
- Iona keeps an eye out for any Italian plumbers intending to ruin the presentation (2022-09-24 19:07:42).
- Roy Koopa said, "thank you thank you the pub crawl has been a real fun event!" (2022-09-24 19:09:12).
- You emote, " sling the medal over Roy's neck and pats his head." (2022-09-24 19:11:24).
And then the Song Contest Commenced!
- The King In Yellow said, "AND NOW WE SHALL HAVE SCREAMING." (2022-09-24 19:21:21).
Our Unbiased Panel of Judges were
Ahriman - Dark Lord of Sleepy Hollow
- Ahriman said, "I must say, these performances so far were....... DREADFUL! Absolute bloody catastrophe on stage! You should all be ashamed that you thought this was good enough to make it big!"
- Ahriman said, "Now that being said."
- Ahriman holds up scorecard to reveal a 10 for each
The King in Yellow - The Mad King
- The King In Yellow turns to look at Ahriman. The impassive mask seems to radiate disbelief. (2022-09-24 22:15:09).
Cabbage Man - The Crowd Favorite
- Cabbage Man claps, " That was a very good twist on the classics my score is a 5. There was far to much lacking. ESPECIALLY since you did not mention a thing about cabbages. Everyone knows the best snack with beer is cabbage and why that mime has none is astonishing.
Johny Yang - (wait this isn't Johny Pagan?)
- Johnny Yang continues to be too comatose to respond. One of the scorecards with a big ole 10 emblazoned on it slips from his hands and clacks loudly on the floor.
ಠﭛಠ - The Host with the Most
- You say, "Anyone got an antacid?"
For every song we gave our honest opinions and biting critiques of your delightful ballads.

But at the end we left a cliff hanger!!! :P :P :P
- You say, "thus concludes our Song Contest! thank you all for participating and parting with us all! because of all of you my humble dope boy dreams have become dope boy realities." (2022-09-25 18:30:29).
- You emote, " puts all the judges into a head lock and begins deliberating then suddenly pulls back" (2022-09-25 18:31:06).
- You say, "AND THE WINNER IS..." (2022-09-25 18:31:19).
- You say, "drumroll please" (2022-09-25 18:31:29).
- You say, "the winner will be announced in 24 hours" (2022-09-25 18:32:34).
- You say, "gnight" (2022-09-25 18:32:43).
- You wrinkle your nose at the acrid smell and manage to quickly choke down the acid. It burns horribly as it goes down your throat! You take 54 points of damage! Your internal organs are unable to contain the acid as it eats away your vitals from the inside! You fall to the ground, writhing in hideous pain and gasping for a few seconds before you expire! (2022-09-25 18:32:49
BUT NOW IT has been over 24 hours the fans have been clamoring!
AND
HERE
ARE
THE
RESULTS!
for
the first annual
Drinking
Song
Contest
Held at
The Winchester
Bar and Grill
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For Third Place Winner for a Prize of 200 Credits and 200 BKM
the tiniest baby EVER(very cute)
clash.php?op=character&id=13750
For her Spiteful performance of "what would you do with a drunken baby"
For context the logs here include Black Velvet Jesus' Entry


The baby rolls in lookin' for a drink
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) crawls upon the bar and waves violently for someone to give it a drink (2022-09-25 18:04:24).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) holds up a sign that says “baby need booze” (2022-09-25 18:05:16).
- You emote, " glances sharply at Nikolette then begins to whistle softly" (2022-09-25 18:07:05).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) begins wailing horribly (2022-09-25 18:07:54).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) NEEDS LIQUID COURAGE TO PERFORM ITS LITTLE DIDDY (2022-09-25 18:08:11).
- You give your Rhubarb Pie to the tiniest baby EVER(very cute). (2022-09-25 18:13:18).
- You emote, " covers his ears and slides a rhubarb pie to the end of the bar to try to appease the infant." (2022-09-25 18:14:09).
Then some jerk comes in a steals the Baby's song idea:
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "This one…. This ones for all those wild freakin Amish folks out there… I mean what’s up with that anyway" (2022-09-25 18:14:51).
- Black Velvet Jesus clears his throat (2022-09-25 18:15:12).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (2022-09-25 18:15:21).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "what wouldja do with an Amish Daughter what wouldja do with an Amish daughter what wouldja do with an Amish daughter earlaigh in the mornin?" (2022-09-25 18:15:58).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "send her to the stables to feed the horses, send her to the stables to feed the horses. send her to the stables to feed the horses earlaigh in the mornin’" (2022-09-25 18:16:35).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Whey, Hay, and up she rises! Whey, hay, and up she rises! Whey hay and up she rises earlaigh in the mornin’" (2022-09-25 18:17:17).
- Black Velvet Jesus grips the nearest bannister to keep balance (2022-09-25 18:17:32).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "what wouldja do with an Amish Daughter what wouldja do with an Amish daughter what wouldja do with an Amish daughter earlaigh in the mornin?" (2022-09-25 18:17:49).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Get her in the kitchen to churn the butter, get her in the kitchen to churn the butter, get her in the kitchen to churn the butter earlaigh in the mornin’!" (2022-09-25 18:18:30).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Whey, Hay, and up she rises! Whey, hay, and up she rises! Whey hay and up she rises earlaigh in the mornin’" (2022-09-25 18:18:43).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "what wouldja do with an Amish Daughter what wouldja do with an Amish daughter what wouldja do with an Amish daughter earlaigh in the mornin?" (2022-09-25 18:19:04).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Send her for a ride on a horseless carriage, send her for a ride in a horseless carriage, send her for a ride in a horseless carriage earlaigh in the mornin!" (2022-09-25 18:19:55).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Whey, Hay, and up she rises! Whey, hay, and up she rises! Whey hay and up she rises earlaigh in the—" (2022-09-25 18:20:16).
- Black Velvet Jesus let’s put a long belch (2022-09-25 18:20:24).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Mornin’" (2022-09-25 18:20:32).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Thank you folks, I’ll be here until my next death" (2022-09-25 18:21:38).
and then SOMEONE gives the baby some alcohol....
- The King In Yellow sends an Imp to rescue the tiny baby from sobriety. The Imp bears a baby bottle full of fermented blood and a pacifier made of carved angel wing. (2022-09-25 18:21:48).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) looks fuckin’ steamed at Jesus right now (2022-09-25 18:22:04).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) sucks down the bottle greedily but looks like it’s still about to cry. It looks at the tiny tape player it was carrying sadly. (2022-09-25 18:22:58).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) presses eject on the tape player and holds up a tiny tape, with a handwritten title: “what would you do with a drunken baby” (2022-09-25 18:23:53).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) throws the tape at Jesus’s head and cries… and cries…. - Yoko Kurama pats tiny baby." show them who's boss " (2022-09-25 18:25:45).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) sniffles and retrieves the tape (2022-09-25 18:26:38).
- Ahriman said, "You go little one!" (2022-09-25 18:27:23).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) drinks three bottles of booze and burns a hold in the back of Jesus’s head with a stare as it presses play on the tape (2022-09-25 18:27:41).
- Ahriman said, "Right in the chrome dome!" (2022-09-25 18:27:53).
And cries more still… (2022-09-25 18:24:51).
*presses play on a terrific jam box and everybody puts their weight on it*
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "what wouldja do with a drunken baby what wouldja do with a drunken baby, what wouldja do with a drunken baby earlyaigh in the mornin’?" (2022-09-25 18:27:58).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "Put it in a bottle and cork it up, put it in a bottle and cork it up, put it in a bottle and cork it up, cause it won’t stop cryin" (2022-09-25 18:28:16).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "Way hey the smallest baby, way hey the smallest baby, way hey the smallest baby drinking in the nexus" (2022-09-25 18:28:31).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "what wouldja do with a drunken baby what wouldja do with a drunken baby, what wouldja do with a drunken baby earlyaigh in the mornin’?" (2022-09-25 18:28:43).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "Get it in the kitchen to stir the cabbage, get it in the kitchen to stir the cabbage, get it in the kitchen to stir the cabbage, earlaigh in the mornin!" (2022-09-25 18:28:53).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "Way hey the smallest baby, way hey the smallest baby, way hey the smallest baby drinking in the nexus" (2022-09-25 18:29:06).
- (3 times) the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) summoned a Ancient Gremlin. (2022-09-25 18:29:14).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) is now being tossed in the air by a family of gremlins, which is cheering it up quite a bit (2022-09-25 18:29:45).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "what wouldja do with a drunken baby what wouldja do with a drunken baby, what wouldja do with a drunken baby earlyaigh in the mornin’?" (2022-09-25 18:29:59).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) points to nikolette (2022-09-25 18:30:18).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "Put it in a cell to sleep it off, put it in a cell to sleep it off, put it in a cell to sleep it off into the earlaigh mornin’" (2022-09-25 18:30:22).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) said, "Way hey the smallest baby, way hey the smallest baby, way hey the smallest baby drinking in the nexus" (2022-09-25 18:30:33).
For Second Place Winner for a Prize of 300 Credits and 300 BKM
Himbo Lychwood
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For his bombastic performance of "AVENGERS: THE DRUNKEST CREW IN TOWN"
- Lychwood plants a heeled boot on the bartop and hoists himself up, one mug in hand. "ALRIGHT folks, breakfast will be up soon. But I wanted to start the day off with a little song." (2022-09-25 10:57:59).
- Lychwood said, "oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (2022-09-25 10:58:08).
- Lychwood said, "We are, we are, we are, we are-- WE ARE THE AVENGERS!" (2022-09-25 10:58:23).
- Lychwood said, "We're here to tell, we drink like hell: whiskey, scotch and seltzer!!" (2022-09-25 10:58:42).
- Lychwood said, "(WHAT ABOUT BEER??)" (2022-09-25 10:58:52).
- Lychwood said, "The ocean's filled with vodka, we drink the oceans DOWN! We are, we are, we are, we are the TOUGHEST crew in TOWN!" (2022-09-25 10:59:32).
- Lychwood said, "Lychwood was the first one, ever to get in." (2022-09-25 10:59:44).
- Lychwood said, "Annie was the smartest, to ever wear the pin." (2022-09-25 10:59:52).
- Lychwood said, "Himbo was the strongest, to ever get the itch--Oh, Atlas were alive today he'd PIN THE SONUVABITCH!!" (2022-09-25 11:00:24).
- Lychwood said, "We are, we are, we are, we are-- WE ARE THE AVENGERS! We're here to tell, we drink like hell: whiskey, scotch and seltzer!" (2022-09-25 11:00:55).
- Lychwood said, "(WHAT ABOUT WINE???)" (2022-09-25 11:01:02).
- Lychwood said, "The ocean's filled with vodka, we drink the oceans DOWN!~ Oh, we are, we are, we are, we are THE DRUNKEST CREW IN TOWN!!!!!!" (2022-09-25 11:01:37).
- Evie the Barmaid said, "go Lychie!!!" (2022-09-25 11:33:38).
- Evie the Barmaid said, "I would sing you all a song so sweet but it will make your ears BLEED. I'll settle for mixing up some cocktails instead" (2022-09-25 11:34:41).
The Judges loved it!
- You say, "My dawg! For that rip-roaring hard hitting performance i give you a 10 dawg. A 10. Avengers Do known how to drink, and a fight song to boot! Woulda been an 11 if you slurred a little more. But your inebration is only topped by your eloquence, dawg." (2022-09-25 12:18:06).
- Ahriman jolts awake from his short power nap. (2022-09-25 13:21:56).
- Ahriman said, "Wooooh yeah! That was some mighty fine song that just occurred! I totally loved that part where the words said the thing!" (2022-09-25 13:22:50).
- Ahriman holds up a hastily scrawled card that reads "Z" (2022-09-25 13:24:05).
- Ahriman said, "Yeah! A score of "Z"! What does it mean? Who knows? You can't tell me what to do!" (2022-09-25 13:25:56).
- Cabbage Man said, "To lychwood I give a 7 still no cabbages but a wonderful melody to the eats" (2022-09-25 14:36:02).
- The King In Yellow reaches over with squirmy finger-appendages to raise Ahriman's eyebrow. (2022-09-25 11:29:55).
- The King In Yellow said, "WE CAN CONFIRM SUCCESSFUL LOBOTOMY-BY-DIRE-WAILING." (2022-09-25 11:31:33).

For FIRST PLACE Winner for a Prize of 500 Credits and 500 BKM
The Tartan Terror
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For his STAR-STUNNING performance of "Amazing Grass"
- The Tartan Terror said, "A seed ah sowed, and then watched grow, intae a fooking great tree" (2022-09-24 22:26:25).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Amazing grass, how sweet the smell, that made a wreck o me" (2022-09-24 22:26:48).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Ah once wis straight, noo ah'm sh1t-faced, pass the joint roon please" (2022-09-24 22:27:20).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Ah cannae believe, the amaaaaaazin weed" (2022-09-24 22:27:49).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Wan toke, wan teeny tiny puff" (2022-09-24 22:28:12).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Ah'm ripped, Ah'm bent, Ah'm off mah tits" (2022-09-24 22:28:28).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Ah'm stoned, Ah'm wrecked, Ah'm fooked" (2022-09-24 22:28:41).
- The Tartan Terror sways solemnly with the rhythm. (2022-09-24 22:29:02).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Amazing grass, how sweet the smell, that made a wreck o me" (2022-09-24 22:29:20).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Ah used tae be straight, noo ah'm sh1t-faced. Pass the joint back please?" (2022-09-24 22:29:41).
- The Tartan Terror said, "And when ah'm auld, and aw but deid, wi cobwebs oan ma aaaarse" (2022-09-24 22:30:14).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Ah'll just thank Alonai tThat ah've survived oan ma amaaaazing grass!" (2022-09-24 22:30:43).
- The Tartan Terror slips and teeters at the edge of the bar. (2022-09-24 22:31:08).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Amazing grass, how sweet yir smell, ye've stoned a wretch like me" (2022-09-24 22:31:30).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Ah rolled ye straight, green Rizla papers, aw heads and nae bloody leaves" (2022-09-24 22:31:54).
- The Tartan Terror giggles. (2022-09-24 22:32:18).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Amazing grass, how sweet thou art, lookit the nick o me" (2022-09-24 22:32:41).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Straight? Woo! ah'm sh1t-faced! Pass the munchies please..." (2022-09-24 22:33:07).
- The Tartan Terror falls off the bar with a terrific crash. In true Scots fashion he spills not a drop of his whisky. He sits up, smiles and raises his glass in a toast. (2022-09-24 22:34:18).
- Roy Koopa cheers and raises his glass for a toast (2022-09-24 22:35:15).
- The Tartan Terror said, "Thank ye kindly. Lassies and scumbags, the Tartan Terror has left the building an has achieved achieve low orbit." (2022-09-24 22:37:24).

AMAZZIIIINNNGGG!!! Winners! Your credit prizes will be in the mail. Ask PIMCO about the crypto prize money (BKM)

Special highlights:
Yoko Kurama getting passed is girl problems and finding renewed purpose in the joys of parenthood.

I will make a post of honorable mentions and comentary in the near future look out for more!

Legal Notice: The original winner of the Song Contest was Squib the Squib Monster of feral clowder. After and independent investigation into the contest results, The entry of Squib the Squib Monster was thrown out due to allegations of intimidation and threat by Dark Lord Ahriman, as well as allegations that the Squib Monster was taking performance enhancing drugs.
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