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A pair of doorknocking mormons: The Sequel
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:34 pm    Post subject: A pair of doorknocking mormons: The Sequel Reply with quote

Now for those of you that can not remember, I played (and once again play) a deathfarmer called 'A pair of doorknocking mormons'. Now on top of the pleasure you will get for finally being able to do to a pair of doorknocking mormons what you have always wanted to to them, any character interactions will be posted here. Have fun with the boys and remember to make your posts fun in-game for our laughs here out of game.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Bubba whispered to you, saying "No soliciting here." (2014-06-11 15:43:39).
- One of the lads, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- A shadow, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- Catastrophe, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- Sloth, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- A Cultist of the Goddess, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- So Much More, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- The Blackbird, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- Amos Enther, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- So Much More, a Ghoul, belonging to Mr Scavvy, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Mr Scavvy! (2014-06-11 17:33:02).
- Your Bottle of Champagne has been destroyed! It has been removed from your inventory. (2014-06-11 17:33:02).


This was the boys second death. Unfortunately, the first one did not get recorded because my browser crashed.

Well done Bubba. You manged to get a mormon record with the most boring and stereotypical response to the boys. Come on... make the boy's deaths more funny!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carilgar wrote:
This was the boys second death. Unfortunately, the first one did not get recorded because my browser crashed.

There is a new auto-logging function. (New as in being a Nexus Clash feature that wasn't in Nexus War.) Click on your character's name to bring up their description page and then click on "Display Message Log" (just under the change character description option). It keeps about a week's worth of messages for you automagically. Very very helpful!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Thomas, a Ghoul, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 21:45:42).
- Spencer, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and hit for 15 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-11 21:45:42).
- Percy, a Ghoul, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-11 21:45:42).
- Belle, a Wight, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 21:45:42).
- Gordon, a Will-O-Wisp, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 21:45:42).
- Henry, a Ghoul, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 21:45:42).
- Emily, a Skeleton, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and missed! (2014-06-11 21:45:42).
- Sir Topham Hatt said, "You are causing confusion and delay!" (2014-06-11 21:45:47).
- Thomas, a Ghoul, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-11 21:45:52).
- Spencer, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Sir Topham Hatt, attacked you and hit for 15 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2014-06-11 21:45:52).
- Your Carving Knife (worn) was damaged! (2014-06-11 21:45:52).


Well yes, Sir Topham. Mormons have been known to do exactly that at 6am on a Sunday morning, at your front door, when your hung-over.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- There is a big tree here and it gave you a(n) Small Orange Gem. (2014-06-11 09:37:52).
- There is a big tree here and it shakes its branches to part with a single orange gem. (2014-06-11 09:38:24).


It is nice when nature provides.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Booji Boy gave you a(n) Apple Pie. (2014-06-12 00:24:07).


Ah... me public. Just like the boys mother's used to make when they were back home in Salt Lake City.

Did I mention that you do not have to kill the boys to get listed here? No? Well now you know.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the doorstep of Pirates of Rlyeh:

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- You attack the ward with your Carving Knife, dealing 6 points of slashing damage. The impact is absorbed with a resounding thud and the ward seems to ripple a bit. (2014-06-13 00:17:25).
- You say, "Hello my fine Petraians. Would you like to talk about Jesus?" (2014-06-13 00:34:51).
- The Universe said, "Depends. Would you like to talk about the inevitable heat-death of everything in existence?" (2014-06-13 00:35:27).
- You say, "We have some nice pamphlets here about how your souls can be saved from your eternal fire and damnation."(2014-06-13 00:35:36).
- Virxi Soixeni attacked you with a Sledgehammer and hit for 16 points of acid damage. (2014-06-13 00:35:43).
- Virxi Soixeni attacked you with a Sledgehammer and missed! (2014-06-13 00:35:46).
- (2 times) Virxi Soixeni attacked you with a Sledgehammer and hit for 16 points of acid damage. (2014-06-13 00:35:48).
- (2 times) Virxi Soixeni attacked you with a Sledgehammer and missed! (2014-06-13 00:35:52).
- The Universe said, "But nothing can save you from entropy." (2014-06-13 00:35:54).
- Deckhand Dave said, "Thanks man but eternal combustion is what i''m after." (2014-06-13 00:35:56).
- Virxi Soixeni said, "No." (2014-06-13 00:36:00).
- Virxi Soixeni attacked you with a Sledgehammer and missed! (2014-06-13 00:36:05).
- Virxi Soixeni attacked you with a Sledgehammer and hit for 16 points of acid damage. This was enough to kill you! (2014-06-13 00:36:08).


Now we are getting in the 'swing' of things.

It might have been nice talking with the Universe about all things. The boys are all for that. Just with a little Salt Lake City style.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Virxi believes in no gods, only explosions.

(And, erm, sledgehammers to the face, I guess.)
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the doorstep of Knights of Arcadia:

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- Fieseler said, "Oh, hey! Welcome back to Nexus Somethingorother!" (2014-06-13 08:26:18).


No death, but a warm welcome for the boys. They are glad to be back too.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- You attack the ward with your Carving Knife and miss. Your weapon was damaged during the attack. It is now less effective! It crumbles to ruin in your hands! (2014-06-13 13:14:45).
- (2 times) You eat the food. (2014-06-13 13:15:05).
- WildcardRob attacked you with a Cobra Strike and hit for 27 points of arcane damage. This attack was suffused with arcane power! (2014-06-13 13:31:11).
- WildcardRob whispered to you, saying "Sorry we only accept Jehovah Witnesses" (2014-06-13 13:31:28).
- WildcardRob attacked you with a Cobra Strike and hit for 12 points of impact damage. (2014-06-13 13:31:33).
- WildcardRob attacked you with a Cobra Strike and hit for 12 points of impact damage. This was enough to kill you! (2014-06-13 13:31:37).


But Jehovah's Witnesses do not have the cool Kool-Aid... erm... grape juice.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You say, "Hello my fine people. Would either of you care to talk about Jesus?" (2014-06-13 15:36:26).
- Punchasize your face said, "food" (2014-06-13 16:11:02).
- Punchasize your face attacked Zorinth with a Bite , killing him! (2014-06-13 16:11:24).
- Punchasize your face attacked Kenny McCormick with a Bite , killing him! (2014-06-13 16:11:33).
- Ape Coughlin attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 18 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-13 16:12:30).
- (2 times) Ape Coughlin attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 15 points of slashing damage. (2014-06-13 16:12:45).
- Ape Coughlin attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 15 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2014-06-13 16:12:47).


Food in magic underwear thank you very much....
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Zemrha said, "Knock knock, who''s there?" (2014-06-14 12:36:15).
- Zemrha glances at the pair of mortals. She twitches once she notices some pamphlets in their hands. (2014-06-14 12:37:19).
- Zemrha said, "No! For the last time, no! Tell Alice that I''m not interested in converting to her Alonammist Gun Religion Something-Something, and that I won''t let her shotgun me to death for being a mage!." (2014-06-14 12:38:49).

- Zemrha attacked you with a Corrosive Horns and missed! (2014-06-14 12:39:47).
- Zemrha attacked you with a Corrosive Horns and hit for 9 points of acid damage. This attack was slathered in acid! (2014-06-14 12:39:57).
- (2 times) Zemrha attacked you with a Corrosive Horns and hit for 10 points of acid damage. This attack was slathered in acid! (2014-06-14 12:40:01).
- Zemrha attacked you with a Corrosive Horns and hit for 10 points of acid damage. (2014-06-14 12:40:03).
- Zemrha attacked you with a Corrosive Horns and hit for 10 points of acid damage. This attack was slathered in acid! (2014-06-14 12:40:05).
- Zemrha attacked you with a Corrosive Horns and hit for 10 points of acid damage. This attack was slathered in acid! This was enough to kill you! (2014-06-14 12:40:06).
- You feel the effects of Acid Burn fade. (2014-06-14 12:40:06).


Alice. You have been told. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Mackey said, "Oh look! It''s little Joseph and Little Brigham... The Nexus was a nice place, not perfect, but still nice, until you two freaks showed up and began harassing people with your fake religion. Why don''t you head back home to the land of near beer. Here. let me help you. As luck would have it, I''m running a 2 for 1 special." (2014-06-15 13:10:38).
- Mackey attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2014-06-15 13:10:43).
- Mackey attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 15 points of unholy damage. (2014-06-15 13:10:45).
- Mackey attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2014-06-15 13:10:47).
- (2 times) Mackey attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 15 points of unholy damage. (2014-06-15 13:10:50).
- Mackey attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 15 points of unholy damage. This was enough to kill you! (2014-06-15 13:10:50).


Near beer? The boys would prefer a nice cup of Kool-Aid. Why do you think they are in the Nexus?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- The Dalai Lama said, "I disagree with you, but value you as searchers!" (2014-06-15 14:00:40).

Om.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Assistant Professor Chaos said, "End of times are coming." (2014-06-15 18:09:52).
- Assistant Professor Chaos gave you a(n) Watch. (2014-06-15 18:10:00).
- Assistant Professor Chaos hands a watch that appears to be not working. (2014-06-15 18:10:30).

- Bad Brainz whispered to you, saying "Nobody is home." (2014-06-15 18:26:26).
- (3 times) Bad Brainz attacked you with a Fist and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2014-06-15 18:26:48).
- Bad Brainz attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2014-06-15 18:26:50).
- (2 times) Bad Brainz attacked you with a Fist and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2014-06-15 18:26:53).
- Bad Brainz attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2014-06-15 18:26:55).
- (10 times) Bad Brainz attacked you with a Fist and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2014-06-15 18:27:07).
- (2 times) Bad Brainz attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2014-06-15 18:27:10).
- Bad Brainz attacked you with a Fist and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2014-06-15 18:27:12).
- Bad Brainz attacked you with a Fist and hit for 3 points of impact damage. This was enough to kill you! (2014-06-15 18:27:13).


Ohhh... A shiny. You know you can't by your way into heaven right? But acts of kindness can get your foot in the door.
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