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Shadok
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:42 pm    Post subject: Random and Funny: Dumbest suggestion thread 2 Reply with quote

Since the old thread has gone haywire, this is the new dumbest/funniest suggestion thread. That's about all. Carry on people.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

New skill: Secret Identity. 5 AP to activate 1 MP per tick. Gives you the status effect Secret Identity, while you are under this status effect, any action you perform will not show up with your character name but instead just say, a masked man/woman.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bullhorn range enchants and bullhorn free ap enchants. Let's get er done.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dangermouse wrote:
Bullhorn range enchants and bullhorn free ap enchants. Let's get er done.



- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'Come out and play...' with a hot, sensual voice. The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'お前はもう死んでいる。' in a cold, merciless tone. The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'Screw you Sparky, do you never sleep or something?' You can tell they are bitter. The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'BWAHAHAHAHAHA' It was so damn loud, it must have been powered by an entire power plant. The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'Join the zombie army!' That was creepily morbid. The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'Thou shalt pay for thy sins'. You can sense the unforgiving, judging attitude of the speaker emanating. The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'Give us your limbs and blood and souls and also your cake because we like it.' A sinful feeling of sliminess overwhelms you. The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

- Someone used a bullhorn to say: '...' The voice sounded so neutral you wonder if they really meant to speak at all. The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

- Someone used a bullhorn to say: '*coughs* *coughs* *coughs*' The air gets foul around you. You have taken 1 point of damage! The sound seems to be coming from inside the building..

(Colors are just for the flavor, obviously there'd be no colors in-game, what with them hurting your eyes or colorblind people).
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you missed the "ranged" part.

Someone used a bullhorn to say "'BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK". The sound was warped, like it was coming from another plane.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, extended range on bullhorns might encourage the puppy to start barking again? Truly a mixed blessing. Not to mention how far the Word of Alonnam could be spread. Surprised
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Allow multiple bullhorns to be used at once, with a commensurate increase in volume and impact.
- Someone used several bullhorns to say "TESTING". The sound seems to come from everywhere at once!
- The incredible sound has destroyed the door and shattered the windows, spraying glass everywhere. You take 3 points of Slashing damage!
- The blast of sound has burst your eardrums! You will be unable to hear until you receive medical attention, or your ears heal on their own.
- The sheer force of the sound is like a blow to your face. You take 9 points of Impact damage! Your teeth have shattered! You will be unable to eat solid food without terrible pain!
- You have been stunned by the sensory overload! You will suffer a -10% penalty to your attack and dodge chances until you regain your sense of balance.
- The magical wards protecting this area have been destroyed!



Balance? What is balance? All power to the bullhorns!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A smith with a chainmail shirt and 6 chainsaws can combine them all to form the "chainsawmail shirt". Doing so will overload the Nexus with win and awesome, instantly ending that Breath with the smith triumphant.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I propose that the location on your character list should become the cursed � symbol when your character is in the Maze.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Calming Influence - A boon granted by Alonai to the angels of pure intent and deed, as a means of protection for those who choose not to wield a blade or other weapons in their furthering of the ends of good.

Non-violent angels, by their mere presence, can soothe the spirits of even the most aggressive pets, rendering them docile and disinterested in attacking anyone within the same tile as them. They will, however, still retaliate if they or their master are attacked.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We can write graffiti on rocks. I suggest we be allowed to write graffiti on rocks we throw.

Hitting someone with a graffiti-rock would cause their Physical Description to be modified with "He has <graffiti> imprinted backwards in his forehead."
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

saulres wrote:
We can write graffiti on rocks. I suggest we be allowed to write graffiti on rocks we throw.

Hitting someone with a graffiti-rock would cause their Physical Description to be modified with "He has <graffiti> imprinted backwards in his forehead."

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

saulres wrote:
We can write graffiti on rocks. I suggest we be allowed to write graffiti on rocks we throw.
Amusingly enough, people actually used to do this in ancient times for sling-bullets. Wikipedia mentions such gems as "take this", "catch!", "ouch", and "For Pompey's backside". Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Magic Eraser: Removes chalk and marker graffiti. No effect on dried blood, that stuff stains.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LoganRuns wrote:
Magic Eraser: Removes chalk and marker graffiti. No effect on dried blood, that stuff stains.


Bucket of Water: Removes chalk and blood graffiti. No effect on markers, that stuff's resilient.
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