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Amusing Things Seen In Game 5: The Thrilling Sequel
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Liberia Crystal waves her claws. (2019-03-08 16:26:53).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Is it time for a shootout? I like those!" (2019-03-08 16:27:15).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Oh but you''re already hurt. Let me fix you back up with my magical gun of friendship and its magical healing bullets!" (2019-03-08 16:27:38).
- Liberia Crystal said, "I bought it from this guy who swore he was cutting his own throat, that''s how I know it''s legit!" (2019-03-08 16:28:05).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Bang bang! You''re dead!" (2019-03-08 16:29:04).

- With a sickening tearing of flesh, a Writhing Tentacle bursts from the dead body of Assistant Professor Chaos. (2019-03-08 16:29:08).
- Liberia Crystal attacked Assistant Professor Chaos with a Rifle , killing him! (2019-03-08 16:29:08).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 9 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:10).
- Liberia Crystal attacked Writhing Tentacle with a Rifle , killing it! (2019-03-08 16:29:13).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 9 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:18).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 7 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:29).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Pistol and missed! (2019-03-08 16:29:31).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 7 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:33).
- (2 times) Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 8 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:39).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Pew pew and also you!" (2019-03-08 16:29:48).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 8 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-03-08 16:29:50).
- You feel the effects of Drunk fade. (2019-03-08 16:29:50).

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wiggles wrote:
- You step inside The Winchester. (2019-04-07 21:27:15).
- You say, "I made it home finally!" (2019-04-07 21:27:52).
- You emote, " searches for something to drink to quell the haze of dying 3 more times on the way home. "Does anyone have a lemon I could drink?? It might help??"" (2019-04-07 21:29:50).
- Trendigo said, "I don't have a lemon, I'm sorry. Maybe Annie might have one behind the bar..." (2019-04-07 21:42:33).
- Trendigo gave you a Small Green Gem. (2019-04-07 21:43:00).
- Annie Baker holds up a yellow easter egg. "Lemon? Little yellow shelled fruit? This looks about right." (2019-04-07 21:44:31).
- Annie Baker gave you a Yellow Easter Egg. (2019-04-07 21:44:41).
- Annie Baker gave you a Bottle of Whiskey. (2019-04-07 21:44:49).
- You say, "Thanks!" (2019-04-07 22:30:43).
- You are now drunk. While drunk, you will receive a +1 damage bonus to melee and hand-to-hand attacks, but a -5% penalty to hit on all attacks. (2019-04-07 22:30:49).
- You drink the booze. (2019-04-07 22:30:49).
- You emote, " takes a bite of the shelled fruit." (2019-04-07 22:31:06).
- You feel the effects of Drunk fade. (2019-04-07 22:31:10).
- (2 times) You eat the Easter Egg. It is delicious! Suddenly you feel a wash of magic come over you, as though a million tiny needles were trying to burst out from the inside. You take 169 points of damage! You feel the outward force ripping your body apart! This was enough to kill you! (2019-04-07 22:31:10).

And that's the story of the time Wiggles learned not to eat the Bunny's eggs in the Bunny's month.....
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Upon waking up from his alcoholic coma, Carilgar found this:


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- mister llywelyn whispered to you, saying "hey there sir" (2019-04-13 01:55:05).
- mister llywelyn said, "ahem, greetings good sir, i come around as a food salesman round here" (2019-04-13 01:55:59).
- mister llywelyn said, "i see u look quite hungry, yea? well have i got the thing for you" (2019-04-13 01:56:20).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Can of Black Beans. (2019-04-13 01:56:27).
- mister llywelyn said, "a pristine can of tasty black beans just for you sir" (2019-04-13 01:56:39).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Can of Chili con Carne. (2019-04-13 01:56:46).
- mister llywelyn said, "some chili con carne, ooh, that really heats up your mouth!" (2019-04-13 01:57:05).
- mister llywelyn said, "now, i have got some stuff that others call "alcoholic bevarages"... but i call them a good time" (2019-04-13 01:58:00).
- mister llywelyn said, "i implore you to sample my fine collection of drinks good sir" (2019-04-13 01:58:20).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Bottle of Beer. (2019-04-13 01:58:25).
- mister llywelyn said, "the finest beer in all of laurantia" (2019-04-13 01:58:34).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Bottle of Beer. (2019-04-13 01:58:38).
- mister llywelyn said, "i''ll drink u under the table any time" (2019-04-13 01:58:52).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Bottle of Vodka. (2019-04-13 01:59:03).
- mister llywelyn said, "aha, here''s something i almost forgot all about; vodka!" (2019-04-13 01:59:20).
- mister llywelyn said, "if you have no taste for vodka, then i do not care, but this thing is really gonna surprise u" (2019-04-13 02:00:09).

- Suddenly, the lights drop off. The power has been cut! (2019-04-13 02:00:19).
- mister llywelyn said, "there, i''ve turned off the light so ppl cant see us from outside.... it''s dark outside u know" (2019-04-13 02:00:41).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Bottle of Rum. (2019-04-13 02:00:50).
- mister llywelyn said, "here''s some goode ole rum for ya mate, take it any time you like" (2019-04-13 02:01:12).
- mister llywelyn said, "somethin i always wonder about nexus clash is why u cant just flip the light switch, but instead u have to snip the generator to turn it off..." (2019-04-13 02:01:51).
- mister llywelyn said, "oh yes, i almost forgot, i am the paperboy of laurentia, so here, have a newspaper" (2019-04-13 02:02:26).
- mister llywelyn throws a newspaper at you (2019-04-13 02:02:36).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Newspaper. (2019-04-13 02:02:41).
- mister llywelyn said, "there, go read about some lover wife''s scandal or somethin, i havent got two shits to give about whats in the papers these days" (2019-04-13 02:03:09).
- mister llywelyn said, "so, mr. Carilgar, was it, I wonder if you have enough sense to hide before logging off?" (2019-04-13 02:04:14).
- mister llywelyn said, "cause u were just standing here blankfaced, staring at the taco menu" (2019-04-13 02:04:48).
- mister llywelyn said, "say, i tell u what, if you ever find me, i give you express permission to attack me, because a lil guy like u needs the expereience" (2019-04-13 02:06:05).
- mister llywelyn said, "and i wont even fight back!" (2019-04-13 02:06:15).
- mister llywelyn said, "i''m afraid our time here has come to an end, but before i leave, i wanna give u a pat on the back" (2019-04-13 02:06:51)

- mister llywelyn attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2019-04-13 02:06:56).
- mister llywelyn said, "yo wtf man i was just gonna pat u on the back" (2019-04-13 02:07:09).
- mister llywelyn attacked you with a Fist and hit for 7 points of impact damage. This was a critical hit! (2019-04-13 02:07:10).
- mister llywelyn said, "there, now that''s a good, hard pat on the back. remember kid, nexus clash is all about attacking ppl who are afk" (2019-04-13 02:07:43).
- mister llywelyn said, "i bid you good night, sir, and if we ever meet again, i hope we can gather for a nice drinking session" (2019-04-13 02:08:48).
- mister llywelyn said, "because i still have some "alcoholic beverages" stored with me Wink" (2019-04-13 02:09:13).

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From Sentient Spellbook's message log:
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- Unknown Hinson caused a corpse to float into the area, carried by unseen arms. (2019-04-19 06:33:05).
- Unknown Hinson summoned a Ghoul. (2019-04-19 06:33:09).
- Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-04-19 06:33:31).
- Unknown Hinson said, "Join Us!" (2019-04-19 06:33:35).
- Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-04-19 06:33:41).
- Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and missed! (2019-04-19 06:33:51).
- Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-04-19 06:34:01).
- Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and missed! (2019-04-19 06:34:11).
- (2 times) Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-04-19 06:34:31).
- (2 times) Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and missed! (2019-04-19 06:34:51).
- Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-04-19 06:35:02).
- Sentient Cookbook, a Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Unknown Hinson! (2019-04-19 06:35:11).

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
- You drop your Rock. (2019-04-23 14:07:12).
- You search and find a Rock. (2019-04-23 14:07:14).


Every time, man....
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tremor3258 wrote:
Quote:
- You drop your Rock. (2019-04-23 14:07:12).
- You search and find a Rock. (2019-04-23 14:07:14).


Every time, man....


Try stepping inside...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edith wrote:
tremor3258 wrote:
Quote:
- You drop your Rock. (2019-04-23 14:07:12).
- You search and find a Rock. (2019-04-23 14:07:14).


Every time, man....


Try stepping inside...


Well that just leads to 'you drop chalk' 'you find chalk' posts instead! Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tremor3258 wrote:
Edith wrote:
tremor3258 wrote:
Quote:
- You drop your Rock. (2019-04-23 14:07:12).
- You search and find a Rock. (2019-04-23 14:07:14).


Every time, man....


Try stepping inside...


Well that just leads to 'you drop chalk' 'you find chalk' posts instead! Smile



Only Rainbow or Chimeric Chalk gets to stay
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- You read the book. This book is about a person who sits around all day reading books. You glance around to make sure you're not being watched. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2019-05-09 12:43:24).


Hey... I represent this...
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today I learned: not only does the Star Wars Holiday Special exist in the Nexus, but it's classed as unholy.
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You read the book. It is the novelization of a painfully badly written holiday special of a film series that you once enjoyed. You do not remember any such special being made in reality. You feel a terrible sense of loathing and disgust. You learned something from the book! You gain 5 experience points! You feel the infernal power of the book pervert your soul! Your morality has decreased by two!

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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mallich wrote:
Today I learned: not only does the Star Wars Holiday Special exist in the Nexus, but it's classed as unholy.
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You read the book. It is the novelization of a painfully badly written holiday special of a film series that you once enjoyed. You do not remember any such special being made in reality. You feel a terrible sense of loathing and disgust. You learned something from the book! You gain 5 experience points! You feel the infernal power of the book pervert your soul! Your morality has decreased by two!


Did you expect anything else?
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carilgar wrote:
Mallich wrote:
Today I learned: not only does the Star Wars Holiday Special exist in the Nexus, but it's classed as unholy.
Quote:
You read the book. It is the novelization of a painfully badly written holiday special of a film series that you once enjoyed. You do not remember any such special being made in reality. You feel a terrible sense of loathing and disgust. You learned something from the book! You gain 5 experience points! You feel the infernal power of the book pervert your soul! Your morality has decreased by two!


Did you expect anything else?


It's worse. It isn't just Star Wars - Stygia has the power to generate an awful holiday special of any film series you ever enjoyed. Pirates of the Caribbean Holiday Special? Lord of the Rings Holiday Special? The Godfather Holiday Special? It's all there somewhere.
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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2019 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kandarin wrote:
Carilgar wrote:
Mallich wrote:
Today I learned: not only does the Star Wars Holiday Special exist in the Nexus, but it's classed as unholy.
Quote:
You read the book. It is the novelization of a painfully badly written holiday special of a film series that you once enjoyed. You do not remember any such special being made in reality. You feel a terrible sense of loathing and disgust. You learned something from the book! You gain 5 experience points! You feel the infernal power of the book pervert your soul! Your morality has decreased by two!


Did you expect anything else?


It's worse. It isn't just Star Wars - Stygia has the power to generate an awful holiday special of any film series you ever enjoyed. Pirates of the Caribbean Holiday Special? Lord of the Rings Holiday Special? The Godfather Holiday Special? It's all there somewhere.



Aaaaaaaaarrrrg!1!!! Make it stop!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It truly is Hell Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back from ~6 year hiatus, immediately reminded by many random encounters just how uniquely hilarious this game will always be.

*Scene: Elysium: Vault of Enlightenment, where two angels and a mortal (myself) have been unpestered for ~24 hours reading when an Infernal Behemoth enters...

**(Start at bottom)

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Mad Malice McCrea said, "Wait, nope. Just ran out. Uh... eat the pie, you''ll feel better. Maybe stand outside and see if a sprite will take a liking to you." (2019-05-24 01:16:54).
- Mad Malice McCrea attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 14 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! (2019-05-24 01:16:10).
- Mad Malice McCrea said, "... And also death. Turns out I have extra." (2019-05-24 01:16:04).
- Mad Malice McCrea gave you a(n) Blueberry Pie. (2019-05-24 01:15:39).
- Mad Malice McCrea said, "Ok, that''s death, and death... I guess you get pie!" (2019-05-24 01:15:32).
- Mad Malice McCrea attacked Good Guy Badziew with a Tailwhip , killing him! (2019-05-24 01:15:13).
- Mad Malice McCrea said, "It would''ve been so much easier if I could''ve just smashed you with the robot." (2019-05-24 01:14:49).
- Mad Malice McCrea takes a break. "Jeesh, you''ve got some meat on your bones. I''ll give you that. It''ll all come off eventually, of course. (2019-05-24 01:14:18).
- Mad Malice McCrea attacked QWOT with a Tailwhip , killing him! (2019-05-24 01:13:35).
- (2 times) Judgemaster, belonging to QWOT, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Mad Malice McCrea! (2019-05-24 01:12:23).
- Mad Malice McCrea said, "Also fire. Lots of fire. Always." (2019-05-24 01:11:53).
- Mad Malice McCrea said, "Alright, well, let''s see. What else have I got here? Looks like... death. And death. And, ooo, pie!" (2019-05-24 01:10:47).
- Mad Malice McCrea said, "... Where did it go? Man, that''s the second time I''ve had something heavy poof when I go to pick it up. No fun at all!" (2019-05-24 01:10:13).
- Mad Malice McCrea said, "Ok. So. Science says that if I smash this robot into other robots, there is a non zero chance they exchange parts and this one is fixed! Sounds worth a shot to me." (2019-05-24 01:09:26).
- Mad Malice McCrea picks up the robot and shakes it around. "Broken? Dawww. (2019-05-24 01:08:51).
- Mad Malice McCrea said, "Oooo. Neat. A robot!" (2019-05-24 01:08:14)
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