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Nexus Clash :: View topic - Amusing Things Seen In Game 5: The Thrilling Sequel
That was pretty hilarious to begin with, but I can also lend additional context which makes it... even more special.
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- You say, "Gust" (2020-03-03 18:15:38).
- Your stronghold is under attack! (2020-03-03 18:15:53).
- (6 times) You draw upon the reserves of power within the leylines at this location and soon feel it flowing through you. You gain 5 MP. (2020-03-03 18:16:06).
Firstly, note that given the time of the stronghold smack, I was fully expecting that to herald yet another arse-rimming for the Xenon Gang, so I hastily charged my mana up to try and fry any would-be heroes.
Anyways, it gets better. I honestly had no idea how Sideways was haemorrhaging HP so quickly at the time, but...
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- You attack Wight with your Long Bow and hit for 20 points of holy damage. You gain 10 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 15 Experience Points! (2020-03-03 18:16:42).
- You say, "Help yourself, Sideways." (2020-03-03 18:16:48).
- You use the herb to heal Billy Sideways for 20 points of damage. You gain 8 experience points. (2020-03-03 18:16:54).
- You say, "...Did he just die to you?" (2020-03-03 18:17:07).
- Billy Sideways said, "I only have death damage crossbows" (2020-03-03 18:17:16).
- You give your Long Bow to Billy Sideways. (2020-03-03 18:17:25).
- You say, "Borrow that" (2020-03-03 18:17:29).
Sooo... no prizes for guessing exactly which of my longbows I gave to our Myrmidon. I'm pretty sure he was in kill range regardless, but I made sure he got pranked by Namm while he was at it!
Shortly after that, I ran into Sideways' respawned body, and decided not to stick-around hoping he'd cheerily hand me my bow back - figured I might get a similar welcome as when Carrion Queen spawned directly on top of one of his characters (seriously? Can she ever catch a break?) -
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- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2020-03-03 18:03:49).
- Black Gold Of The Sun attacked you with a Pump Action Shotgun and hit for 12 points of piercing damage. This attack was accompanied by incarnate waves of misery and doubt! (2020-03-03 18:03:55).
- Black Gold Of The Sun attacked you with a Pump Action Shotgun and hit for 20 points of unholy damage. This attack was charged with unholy hellfire! (2020-03-03 18:04:00).
- You say, "I'm taking their food for ourselves, at least." (2020-03-04 22:24:28).
- You say, "Hoarding fools!" (2020-03-04 22:24:34).
- You say, "While Laurentia starves!" (2020-03-04 22:24:43).
- A Majestic Ghast said, "At least we don''t spell "Anarchy" with a "K". We''re not *that* bad." (2020-03-04 22:24:50).
- You say, "Breaking News: Xenon Gang raids without arrows, fails to do much of use." (2020-03-04 22:25:31).
- Vriska Serket said, "Yeah!!!!!!!!" (2020-03-04 22:25:32).
- Vriska Serket suddenly appeared out of thin air. (2020-03-04 22:25:36).
- You say, "Ah crap, here we go again." (2020-03-04 22:25:46).
- You say, "'Fuck me in the asshole.' - Iscara Schadenfreude" (2020-03-04 22:26:35).
- You say, "Come on" (2020-03-04 22:26:40).
- You say, "We can at least get Patchy" (2020-03-04 22:26:44).
- You say, "Screwdat boi!" (2020-03-04 22:26:48).
- Iscara Schadenfreude said, "Damn straight" (2020-03-04 22:26:48).
- You say, "The 3 damage tick MASTERMIND" (2020-03-04 22:26:56).
- Wight, belonging to A Majestic Ghast, attacked Patchy the Pirate, killing them! (2020-03-04 22:27:02).
- You say, "Die Patchy DIE!" (2020-03-04 22:27:06).
- You say, "YES!" (2020-03-04 22:27:09).
- Iscara Schadenfreude said, "This is what I get for being a boosted sick fuck" (2020-03-04 22:27:11).
- You say, "We got we came here for" (2020-03-04 22:27:13).
- A Majestic Ghast tries to facepalm, although her palm is mostly rotted through. (2020-03-04 22:27:17).
- You say, "This is a moral victory for the proletariat" (2020-03-04 22:27:21).
Salt-of-the-Earth cheese factory workers revolt against the bourgeois Boozing Strength skill holder, 1917, colourised.
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- Patchy the Pirate said, "SCREW YOU" (2020-03-04 22:31:56).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked Fossil Monstrosity with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife , killing it! (2020-03-04 22:32:00).
- You say, ":timetoliterallydie:" (2020-03-04 22:32:06).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked you with a Blackened Gauntlet and hit for 26 points of arcane damage. This attack was suffused with arcane power! (2020-03-04 22:32:07).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked you with a Blackened Gauntlet and missed! This attack was suffused with arcane power! (2020-03-04 22:32:09).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked you with a Blackened Gauntlet and hit for 26 points of arcane damage. This attack was suffused with arcane power! This was enough to kill you! (2020-03-04 22:32:10).
- You feel the effects of Twitchy fade. (2020-03-04 22:32:10).
- You feel the effects of Cloak of Lightning fade. (2020-03-04 22:32:10).
- Your Can of Creamed Corn has been destroyed! It has been removed from your inventory. (2020-03-04 22:32:10).
Pickets put down using illegal piratical brutality, 1979. Clearly the noble workers were only able to be defeated because Patchy is abusing his overpowered skill that no-one else has! Imagine doing something like that, absolutely shameful. c ' :
Pickets put down using illegal piratical brutality, 1979. Clearly the noble workers were only able to be defeated because Patchy is abusing his overpowered skill that no-one else has! Imagine doing something like that, absolutely shameful. c ' :
Hey, way of fire is available to all Eternal Soldiers! I didn't need any liquor to kill you anyway only the others got the special treatment
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- A Majestic Ghast tries to facepalm, although her palm is mostly rotted through. (2020-03-04 22:27:17).
I figured you would've penetrated your skull by accident
- Philip Marlowe said, "Boo!" (2020-03-18 14:39:21).
- Philip Marlowe transformed from a half-human, half-bat creature and is human once again. (2020-03-18 14:39:27).
- Philip Marlowe sprouted wings and transformed into a half-human, half-bat creature. (2020-03-18 18:53:30).
- Philip Marlowe said, "Good, or evil?" (2020-03-18 18:53:46).
- Philip Marlowe attacked you with a Fangs and hit for 12 points of piercing damage. (2020-03-18 18:53:50).
- Philip Marlowe said, "Bleh, well, continue with your breaking and entering" (2020-03-18 18:54:34).
Remember that the morality taste test is as good as Sense Morality, and 10CP cheaper!
- Mallory Vallejo said, "sm25" (2020-04-17 20:54:14).
- Mallory Vallejo was mixing chemicals together when the mixture suddenly exploded, catching them in the blast! She has died! (2020-04-17 20:55:11).
lowering hp to power the mp for an action that can damage you doesn't always work out
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- Feely Mc FeelGood whispered to you, saying "A goodnight kiss!" (2020-04-20 05:10:18).
- (5 times) Feely Mc FeelGood attacked you with a Frozen Gauntlet and missed! (2020-04-20 05:10:29).
- Feely Mc FeelGood attacked you with a Frozen Gauntlet and hit for 1 points of cold damage. (2020-04-20 05:10:31).
Sugar attacked you with a Fire Truck and hit for 51 points of arcane damage. She was hiding! This attack was charged with arcane power! This attack sapped 3 MP from you! This was enough to kill you!
Actually kind of impressed that is exactly enough to kill a low level mortal outright. _________________ A Quick Brown Fox (Lv.30 Revenant) | Set o Lockpicks (Lv.30 Fallen) | Trialist (Lv.27 Lightspeaker) | Scribalist (new mortal)
- You step inside Wolverton V.F.D.. (2020-04-30 17:16:45).
- You search and find an Orange Safety Vest. (2020-04-30 17:16:50).
- Sugar said, "Move back citizen! There be emergency and we won''t hesitate to run over you when we''re in a rush!" (2020-05-01 00:44:16).
- Sugar said, "WEEOOO WEEEOOO" (2020-05-01 00:44:22).
- Sugar attacked you with a Fire Truck and hit for 75 points of arcane damage. She was hiding! This was a critical hit! This attack was charged with arcane power! This attack sapped 3 MP from you! This was enough to kill you! (2020-05-01 00:44:38).
I really should have put that Orange Safety Vest on, how silly of me.
Witnessed this while invisible inside a random Iron Fortress
- Oscar Holmes said, "Why me?" (2020-05-10 02:46:57).
- The Kool-Aid Man said, "Oh-ho-ho yeaaah" (2020-05-10 04:07:58).
The Kool-Aid Man attacked Oscar Holmes with an Unholy Oven Mitt, a Blackened Gauntlet , killing her! With a sickening stench, the flesh falls off of her corpse as it rises as a(n) rotting zombie! (2020-05-10 04:08:13)
- Temmie goes back anticlimactically to normal levels of lighting. (2020-05-13 01:45:54).
- Temmie sends the faction this message: The faction stronghold has just been revoked from 25, 36, Elysium. (2020-05-13 01:45:24).
- Temmie slowly begins to glow, faintly at first, up until it becomes unbearable to watch. (2020-05-13 01:45:06).
- Temmie said, "TEM REVOKS!!!" (2020-05-13 01:44:12). _________________ A Stinky Hobo (id=9592)|| METTATON (10068) || Tamamo (10358) || Feely (9584) || Goat Wizard (void 9585)
A Quick Brown Fox finds that two IBs is a bit too spicy for a single meal. Pretty tasty, but hard to choke it all down in one sitting.
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- You attack a bag of XP with your Fangs and hit for 22 points of piercing damage. You gain 22 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 30 Experience Points! (2020-05-20 01:07:39).
- With a sickening tearing of flesh, a Gibbering Flesh bursts from the dead body of a bag of XP. (2020-05-20 01:07:39).
- a bag of XP has exploded in a violent flash of hatred and hellfire, spraying heat and gore everywhere. You take 6 points of unholy damage. 2 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. 0 pets and 0 characters were killed. (2020-05-20 01:07:39).
- You attack Gibbering Flesh with your Bite and hit for 16 points of piercing damage. You gain 8 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 15 Experience Points! (2020-05-20 01:07:49).
- You attack The Kool-Aid Man with your Fangs and hit for 17 points of piercing damage. His armor soaked 7 points of damage. They were protected by a burning aura! You take 6 points of fire damage! You gain 17 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 24 Experience Points! (2020-05-20 01:09:16).
- The Kool-Aid Man has exploded in a violent flash of hatred and hellfire, spraying heat and gore everywhere. You take 19 points of unholy damage. This was enough to kill you! You have died. 1 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. 0 pets and 1 characters were killed, A Quick Brown Fox. (2020-05-20 01:09:16).
_________________ A Quick Brown Fox (Lv.30 Revenant) | Set o Lockpicks (Lv.30 Fallen) | Trialist (Lv.27 Lightspeaker) | Scribalist (new mortal)
- A Quick Brown Fox thinks this is an interesting situation (2020-05-20 01:06:36).
- A Quick Brown Fox gave you a(n) Bullhorn. (2020-05-20 01:06:47).
- A Quick Brown Fox assumes the Kool-Aid Man can use this better than it can. (2020-05-20 01:07:03).
- Woman in Red lights an incense. (2020-05-21 08:37:01).
- Mick Connors said, "still smells like stygia in here, but you tried :)" (2020-05-21 09:45:06). _________________ Tanks for everything.
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only the others got the special treatment
