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Nexus Clash :: View topic - Amusing Things Seen In Game 5: The Thrilling Sequel
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:39 pm Post subject: Amusing Things Seen In Game 5: The Thrilling Sequel
saulres wrote:
Mallich wrote:
A new page has fixed the problem for the time being.
"Time being" seems to be 10 posts.
Maybe time for a new thread?
And so Saulres suggested it, and lo, it was done.
The story of Alice continues and will probably be turned into a Michael Bay movie.
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- MYSQL server said, "Alice is still here! Alice is my hero now. When I grow up, I want to murder people who use magic and pets."
- MYSQL server said, "Uh, I mean, that was very mean Alice. You shouldn''t have shot the nice magic people."
- Cassandra fiddles with what looks like thin air to those without enhanced senses. "There, you go. A nice murderous French braid."
- Alice Newbury is surprised but happy to be alive and adores her new murderous French braid, the most deadly of all hairstyles. “That must mean that all of you love the Gun Goddess and accept her teachings. Go forth gunchildren and carry out her divine will.”
- Alice Newbury said, "Oh, MYSQL Server, that makes me so happy to hear. You are going to be the best rampant AI ever. You are going to kill so many mages and petmasters and make the Gun Goddess so very happy. And when she is happy she will give 2-for-1 drink coupons at the bar next door."
- Alice Newbury pokes Mira with her shotgun. “You should be dead. Why are you not dead? I shotgunned you. Repeatedly. And then sacrificed your corpse. Unless…”
- Alice Newbury said, "AHHHH! ZOMBIE MAGE! RUN AND SAVE YOURSELVES!"
- Alice Newbury flees the building.
- Mira Lasan goes "BARHAH!"
_________________ |The Devil On Your Shoulder 4407 | Mira Lasan 1724 | Officer Horwood 1763 | A Ghast 5143 | A Velociraptor 3721 | Father Christmas 3115 |
'ATTENTION OFFICERS. MAGE TERRORISTS MIRA LASAN AND DR. STRANGE HAVE BEEN EXECUTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. AN APB HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR CO-CONSPIRATORS BROTHER YGNVI AND AN INSANE ARTIFICER. SUSPECTS SHOULD BE EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY TO SAFEGUARD FREEDOM'.
An Insane Artificer was off-plane for the delusional massacre, and was instead out accruing CP in an effort to eventually learn how to make magical weapons. He's currently dead thanks to some magic punching redneck. As in a redneck whose punches were magic. The slaughter will not be forgotten. The only question to be answered is what insane thing should be artificed to punish the zealot.
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2013-06-25 03:52:08).
- You stretch your wings and pound at the air with them, sending howling gusts of wind about as you raise your body into the air. (2013-06-25 03:52:11).
- Your body has returned to the ground. (2013-06-25 03:52:20).
- You attack Vii XII with your Tailwhip and hit for 13 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! You gain 6 XP. (2013-06-25 03:52:23).
- You attack Vii XII with your Tailwhip and miss. (2013-06-25 03:52:26).
- You attack Vii XII with your Tailwhip and hit for 14 points of slashing damage. You gain 6 XP. (2013-06-25 03:52:27).
- You attack Vii XII with your Tailwhip and hit for 15 points of slashing damage. You gain 6 XP. (2013-06-25 03:52:29).
- You say, "KABOOM!" (2013-06-25 03:52:36).
- You take a moment to concentrate your inner hatred; suddenly, with great violence, your mortal shell explodes, spewing hatred and hellfire everywhere. Your attack affected 0 characters and/or pets and killed 0 pets and 0 characters. (2013-06-25 03:52:39).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2013-06-25 03:53:02).
- You say, "I said..." (2013-06-25 03:53:12).
- You say, "KABOOM!" (2013-06-25 03:53:20).
- You take a moment to concentrate your inner hatred; suddenly, with great violence, your mortal shell explodes, spewing hatred and hellfire everywhere. Your attack affected 1 characters and/or pets and killed 0 pets and 0 characters. (2013-06-25 03:53:22).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2013-06-25 03:53:26).
- You stretch your wings and pound at the air with them, sending howling gusts of wind about as you raise your body into the air. (2013-06-25 03:54:03).
- Your body has returned to the ground. (2013-06-25 03:54:23).
- You say, "You don't seem to be understanding the concept of..." (2013-06-25 03:54:37).
- You say, "KABOOM!" (2013-06-25 03:54:43).
- You take a moment to concentrate your inner hatred; suddenly, with great violence, your mortal shell explodes, spewing hatred and hellfire everywhere. Your attack affected 1 characters and/or pets and killed 0 pets and 1 characters, Vii XII. (2013-06-25 03:54:46).
Joined: Aug 15, 2010 Posts: 3955 Location: Gehenna (Earth Branch)
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:08 am Post subject:
saulres wrote:
Quote:
Your character description has been changed by the hand of fate.
Say what now?
Crap, you had an apostrophe in your character description didn't you?
You'll have to rewrite anything you had after it. The admin panel requires a bunch of manual input to NOT erase apostrophes and everything after them. I didn't notice you had one, so it changed your description by erasing part of it. _________________
"Oh, sorry, thought I was in a Vault of Enlightenment, not someone's booze cabinet." -Kharn
Joined: Aug 15, 2010 Posts: 3955 Location: Gehenna (Earth Branch)
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:55 am Post subject:
Kylinn wrote:
saulres wrote:
And yet it didn't do that. That's why I was confused. Everything after the apostrophe is still there.
But, mystery explained. Thanks Shadok.
But what was the change?
On my end? I was removing bugged CP from the badges.
On Saulres' profile? No idea. If the change is so much as one tile in the text, it shows up as hand of fate editing you. So anything could've changed and Saulres gets the same result. All I know is that I didn't intentionally change anything. _________________
"Oh, sorry, thought I was in a Vault of Enlightenment, not someone's booze cabinet." -Kharn
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