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Amusing Things Seen In Game 5: The Thrilling Sequel
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Mallich
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:39 pm    Post subject: Amusing Things Seen In Game 5: The Thrilling Sequel Reply with quote

saulres wrote:
Mallich wrote:
A new page has fixed the problem for the time being.
"Time being" seems to be 10 posts.
Maybe time for a new thread?
And so Saulres suggested it, and lo, it was done.

The story of Alice continues and will probably be turned into a Michael Bay movie.
Quote:
- MYSQL server said, "Alice is still here! Alice is my hero now. When I grow up, I want to murder people who use magic and pets."
- MYSQL server said, "Uh, I mean, that was very mean Alice. You shouldn''t have shot the nice magic people."
- Cassandra fiddles with what looks like thin air to those without enhanced senses. "There, you go. A nice murderous French braid."
- Alice Newbury is surprised but happy to be alive and adores her new murderous French braid, the most deadly of all hairstyles. “That must mean that all of you love the Gun Goddess and accept her teachings. Go forth gunchildren and carry out her divine will.”
- Alice Newbury said, "Oh, MYSQL Server, that makes me so happy to hear. You are going to be the best rampant AI ever. You are going to kill so many mages and petmasters and make the Gun Goddess so very happy. And when she is happy she will give 2-for-1 drink coupons at the bar next door."
- Alice Newbury pokes Mira with her shotgun. “You should be dead. Why are you not dead? I shotgunned you. Repeatedly. And then sacrificed your corpse. Unless…”
- Alice Newbury said, "AHHHH! ZOMBIE MAGE! RUN AND SAVE YOURSELVES!"
- Alice Newbury flees the building.
- Mira Lasan goes "BARHAH!"

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zombie Mages: You're gonna need a bigger shotgun.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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'ATTENTION OFFICERS. MAGE TERRORISTS MIRA LASAN AND DR. STRANGE HAVE BEEN EXECUTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. AN APB HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR CO-CONSPIRATORS BROTHER YGNVI AND AN INSANE ARTIFICER. SUSPECTS SHOULD BE EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY TO SAFEGUARD FREEDOM'.


An Insane Artificer was off-plane for the delusional massacre, and was instead out accruing CP in an effort to eventually learn how to make magical weapons. He's currently dead thanks to some magic punching redneck. As in a redneck whose punches were magic. The slaughter will not be forgotten. The only question to be answered is what insane thing should be artificed to punish the zealot.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2013-06-25 03:52:08).
- You stretch your wings and pound at the air with them, sending howling gusts of wind about as you raise your body into the air. (2013-06-25 03:52:11).
- Your body has returned to the ground. (2013-06-25 03:52:20).
- You attack Vii XII with your Tailwhip and hit for 13 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! You gain 6 XP. (2013-06-25 03:52:23).
- You attack Vii XII with your Tailwhip and miss. (2013-06-25 03:52:26).
- You attack Vii XII with your Tailwhip and hit for 14 points of slashing damage. You gain 6 XP. (2013-06-25 03:52:27).
- You attack Vii XII with your Tailwhip and hit for 15 points of slashing damage. You gain 6 XP. (2013-06-25 03:52:29).
- You say, "KABOOM!" (2013-06-25 03:52:36).
- You take a moment to concentrate your inner hatred; suddenly, with great violence, your mortal shell explodes, spewing hatred and hellfire everywhere. Your attack affected 0 characters and/or pets and killed 0 pets and 0 characters. (2013-06-25 03:52:39).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2013-06-25 03:53:02).
- You say, "I said..." (2013-06-25 03:53:12).
- You say, "KABOOM!" (2013-06-25 03:53:20).
- You take a moment to concentrate your inner hatred; suddenly, with great violence, your mortal shell explodes, spewing hatred and hellfire everywhere. Your attack affected 1 characters and/or pets and killed 0 pets and 0 characters. (2013-06-25 03:53:22).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2013-06-25 03:53:26).
- You stretch your wings and pound at the air with them, sending howling gusts of wind about as you raise your body into the air. (2013-06-25 03:54:03).
- Your body has returned to the ground. (2013-06-25 03:54:23).
- You say, "You don't seem to be understanding the concept of..." (2013-06-25 03:54:37).
- You say, "KABOOM!" (2013-06-25 03:54:43).
- You take a moment to concentrate your inner hatred; suddenly, with great violence, your mortal shell explodes, spewing hatred and hellfire everywhere. Your attack affected 1 characters and/or pets and killed 0 pets and 1 characters, Vii XII. (2013-06-25 03:54:46).
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If at first you don't succeed, die, die again.
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saulres
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Your character description has been changed by the hand of fate.


Say what now?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

saulres wrote:
Quote:
Your character description has been changed by the hand of fate.


Say what now?

Crap, you had an apostrophe in your character description didn't you?
You'll have to rewrite anything you had after it. The admin panel requires a bunch of manual input to NOT erase apostrophes and everything after them. I didn't notice you had one, so it changed your description by erasing part of it.
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saulres
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And yet it didn't do that. That's why I was confused. Everything after the apostrophe is still there.

But, mystery explained. Thanks Shadok.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

saulres wrote:
And yet it didn't do that. That's why I was confused. Everything after the apostrophe is still there.

But, mystery explained. Thanks Shadok.

But what was the change?
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saulres
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a "I completed the Maze and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" shirt.

Oh wait, no, that wasn't it. I honestly don't know.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kylinn wrote:
saulres wrote:
And yet it didn't do that. That's why I was confused. Everything after the apostrophe is still there.

But, mystery explained. Thanks Shadok.

But what was the change?

On my end? I was removing bugged CP from the badges.

On Saulres' profile? No idea. If the change is so much as one tile in the text, it shows up as hand of fate editing you. So anything could've changed and Saulres gets the same result. All I know is that I didn't intentionally change anything.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There doesn't seem to be a change on my end. Maybe because I have my single quote doubled in the description?

Shadok, if you'd like to test, we can take this to PMs. Otherwise I think everyone should let this drop and go back to the funny.
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Kylinn
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have come to the conclusion that the Maze was safer than the outside. I only died once every few days in there. *sad ferret look*
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone has a problem...

Quote:
- (2 times) Guido has earned the Monster Addict badge! (2013-07-04 09:05:00).
- Guido has earned the Junkie badge! (2013-07-04 09:05:20).
- (21 times) Guido has earned the Monster Addict badge! (2013-07-04 09:07:42).
- Guido has earned the Junkie badge! (2013-07-04 09:07:42).
- (16 times) Guido has earned the Monster Addict badge! (2013-07-04 09:08:07).
- (37 times) Guido has earned the Junkie badge! (2013-07-04 09:10:26).




I hope Shadok leaves the badges there when he fixes the CP...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:43 am    Post subject: mmm mmm Reply with quote

Ellimist wrote:
Someone has a problem...

Quote:
- (2 times) Guido has earned the Monster Addict badge! (2013-07-04 09:05:00).
- Guido has earned the Junkie badge! (2013-07-04 09:05:20).
- (21 times) Guido has earned the Monster Addict badge! (2013-07-04 09:07:42).
- Guido has earned the Junkie badge! (2013-07-04 09:07:42).
- (16 times) Guido has earned the Monster Addict badge! (2013-07-04 09:08:07).
- (37 times) Guido has earned the Junkie badge! (2013-07-04 09:10:26).




I hope Shadok leaves the badges there when he fixes the CP...


Think I made a new record! 591 CP Very Happy
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