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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:03 am    Post subject: Amusing Things Seen In Game 4: Out of Breath Reply with quote

- There is a sudden hissing sound and the cracks in the sky open up to reveal inky blackness beyond. The sound of a great primal scream echoes in your head as you are wrenched from the waking world and into the void, screaming yourself. There is naught around you but pain and screaming, and then, finally, mercifully, it subsides. Children of Tholaghru, awaken! (2011-12-28 02:50:42).
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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There is 1 pet here, Clawed Cyst
- Clawed Cyst, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and hit for 6 points of slashing damage. (2011-12-28 04:00:32).


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The character descriptions are amusing me, and I think they're linked to the skills you took, so hand to hand people are hunch backs, and ranged have an eye missing. Is it bad if this amuses me?

Edit: I have found out that this isn't so, but still, the descriptions are great.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You are standing outside of Corpse Strewn Battleground. Parts of broken bodies lie scattered around; among them the odd gleam of metal can be seen. The light in the area is a bright yellow-white, as a midday sun, though no sun is visible through the slightly overcast skies.

There are 2 corpses here.


How does one strew two corpses? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On Your know-it-all kid brother (bottom to top):

- You say, "Scout! You're like totally famous and everything! Can I hang out with you? Can I? Can I?" (2011-12-28 10:45:43).
- An Orcish Scout said, "Me always hated you!" (2011-12-28 10:45:26).

He was smart enough not to wait around for the Hurtz Donut jokes. XD
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As seen on Old Granny:
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- a random Facebook page has tagged you into an image! You''re in your favorite rocker, sipping tea, in the old DND stronghold. Oh, what fun times you had! (2011-12-28 11:15:06).


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- A spacetime anomaly blinks into being. (2011-12-28 10:59:57).
- Ryu attacked A spacetime anomaly with a Fist , killing him! (2011-12-28 11:00:32).


It's a good thing those spacetime anomalies don't last very long.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Old Granny said, "Oooooooo.. won''t you be a delicious lunch. Now, if only Granny can catch you..." (2011-12-28 11:09:10). [/b]
- Old Granny attacked you with a Rock and missed! (2011-12-28 11:09:32). x4
- Old Granny said, "Oh dear. It''s been so long.... and you''re quite the evasive little thing, aren''t you? Aren''t you?" (2011-12-28 11:10:02).
- Old Granny attacked you with a Carving Knife and missed! (2011-12-28 11:10:21). x22


Apparently Old Granny has not heard the story of How The Pika Lost Its Tail. You cannot cut it off with a Carving Knife, as you might with any quantity of Blind Mice.

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- Old Granny attacked you with a Carving Knife and hit for 3 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2011-12-28 11:10:22).


Old Granny improvises, much to Pika's dismay.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old Granny eh? Would that be a doom howler with their teeth of the damned? It would seem that false teeth would hurt more than just a single tooth anyway..
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- You attack Viktor Abakumov with your Fist and hit for 2 points of impact damage. You gain 2 XP. (2011-12-29 04:17:06).
- You attack Viktor Abakumov with your Fist and hit for 2 points of impact damage. You gain 2 XP. (2011-12-29 04:17:05).
- You attack Viktor Abakumov with your Fist and miss. (2011-12-29 04:17:05).
- You attack Viktor Abakumov with your Fist and hit for 2 points of impact damage. You gain 2 XP. (2011-12-29 04:17:04).
- You attack Viktor Abakumov with your Fist and miss. (2011-12-29 04:16:58).
- Viktor Abakumov whispered to you, saying "Or alternatively wearing your Brass Knuckles will do the same thing." (2011-12-29 04:16:06).
- Viktor Abakumov whispered to you, saying "You know, if you kick instead of punch you'll do an additional point of damage per hit." (2011-12-29 04:15:38). ( Smile )


This is what I get for taking boxing last breath.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You are standing outside of Fetid Pit. Hundreds - perhaps thousands - of corpses lie piled in this area, all in various states of decay. This stench and wet heat of this place are overpowering. The light in the area is a bright yellow-white, as a midday sun, though no sun is visible through the slightly overcast skies.

There are 2 corpses here.


Hundreds - perhaps thousands... perhaps two.

I don't know, it's hard to count past 1. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Janitor said, "Boy, it sure is exciting here at the Fetid Pool, don''t you think?"


Hey, people always congregate where the alcohol is...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, this was interesting. At first, I just figured that everyone was trying to kill me, but then I read through the chat some more and confirmed that trying was perhaps too strong of a word.

Let's start with poor brother Yngvi, whose kicks were not quite strong enough to bring me down.
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- Happy Oaken-Trauma said, "By garrh! Mr. Willmore! Mr. Penumbra! Yaz, an'' Jonquin, an'' Eusibios! Well we''re stuck in th'' muck, ain''t we, lads!" (2011-12-29 09:12:54).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:36:44).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:36:46).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:36:51). x3
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:36:52).
- Brother Yngvi has levelled up! (2011-12-29 09:36:52).
- Brother Yngvi whispered to you, saying "well, finally!" (2011-12-29 09:37:06).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:37:14). x5
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:37:16). x2
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:37:18). x2
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:37:19).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:37:20).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:37:21).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:37:22).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:37:25). x2
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:37:26).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:37:28). x2
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:37:33). x5
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:37:36). x2
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:37:38). x2
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 09:37:41).


Things star getting insane from this point in. Thanks, benevolent RNG!

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- Happy Oaken-Trauma attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:43:05). x3
- Happy Oaken-Trauma said, "Mr. Zecheriah''s got 11 HP left, lads! I suggest ye give him a good kickin''!" (2011-12-29 09:43:32).
- Lord Willmore said, "Why, sir, that''s an excellent idea!" (2011-12-29 09:48:05).
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Short Bow and missed! (2011-12-29 09:48:20). x2
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Rock and missed! (2011-12-29 09:48:25). x2
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Short Bow and missed! (2011-12-29 09:48:34). x5
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Carving Knife and missed! (2011-12-29 09:48:41). x3
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Pistol and missed! (2011-12-29 09:48:46). x2
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Rock and missed! (2011-12-29 09:48:48).
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 09:48:58). x8
- Saxton Hale attacked Corwin with a Fist , killing him! (2011-12-29 09:49:04).
- Happy Oaken-Trauma said, "Ahh, Mr. Willmore! There''s nae a man more fit fer kickin'', than one who''s been kickin'' his servants since he were naught but a wee lad!" (2011-12-29 09:49:19).
- Lord Willmore stops trying to fire bullets, arrows and rocks at Zecheriah. "Uh.. I do believe that he still has 11 hit point left. Curses." (2011-12-29 09:49:56).
- Saxton Hale said, "35 percent? I call bollocks!" (2011-12-29 09:50:01).
- Happy Oaken-Trauma said, "Yer aim, no doubt, has been affected by th'' fact that ye''ve been respawned without a proper huntin'' jacket an'' cap" (2011-12-29 09:50:55).
- Lord Willmore said, "You got nearly 100% in the last election, Mr Hale, and many of us said much the same thing in response." (2011-12-29 09:51:12).
- Saxton Hale said, "Ah, but even in the last breath, I went shirt and hatless and I was still able to land my fair share of punches." (2011-12-29 09:51:28).
- Lord Willmore said, "Ah. My apologies; I mistook you for Harold Saxton." (2011-12-29 09:52:09).
- Saxton Hale said, "Oh, scratch that. I had a hat." (2011-12-29 09:52:30).
- Happy Oaken-Trauma attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 10:02:10). x2
- Happy Oaken-Trauma attempts to kick Zechariah to death with his stumpy wooden legws (2011-12-29 10:02:25).
- Happy Oaken-Trauma said, "By garrh an'' blast! Me peg-legs keep gettin'' stuck in the pond muck." (2011-12-29 10:02:41).
- Mr. Penumbra said, "Mister Oaken-Trauma! You haven''t looked so well in... well, perhaps ever!" (2011-12-29 10:04:45).
- Mr. Penumbra said, "Mind the mud, though!" (2011-12-29 10:04:57).
- The Thing Which Should Not Be has levelled up! (2011-12-29 10:05:34).
- Mr. Penumbra said, "And m''lord Willmore... Mr. Shamriz... and still more! Why, we just need to find a way out of this dreadful place and back to the open sea!" (2011-12-29 10:05:42).


Suddenly, conversation breaks out when an Old Granny appears.
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- Mr. Penumbra used a Healing Herb to heal you for 5 points of damage. (2011-12-29 10:06:26). x3
- The Thing Which Should Not Be attacked Crowley with a Pipewrench , killing him! (2011-12-29 10:06:47).
- Lelouch Lamperouge used a Healing Herb to heal you for 10 points of damage. (2011-12-29 10:14:10). x2
- Lord Willmore tries to use length of lead to scare off the Thing Which Should Not Be. (2011-12-29 10:24:59).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked Lelouch Lamperouge, killing them! (2011-12-29 10:32:19).
- Saxton Hale swings at what he thinks is a person. It isn''t. It seems there''s too much mud in his eyes for him to properly judge the living from the inanimate. (2011-12-29 10:46:37).
- Old Granny pushes through the throng, "One side, dearies, one side. Oh, yes, this seems bad but don''t forget Granny is here. Oh, yes, dearies, Granny is here. Oh, we''ll be fine. We''ll be fine. Don''t you worry." (2011-12-29 10:51:17).
- Old Granny stumbles over a 1st level magic user lying huddled in a ball, "Well just look at you, dearie. I''ll bet you regret memorizing Feather Fall as your only spell now, eh? Hee hee! Oh, yes. Not not use for that here. Not much use for that here at all. Oh, my, no." (2011-12-29 10:53:06).
- Saxton Hale finds a set of false teeth in the mud and hands it back to the Granny. (2011-12-29 10:53:28).
- Saxton Hale said, "Yer gonna need this''un for your third Tier, methinks." (2011-12-29 10:53:49).
- Old Granny takes them eagerly, "Oh, there they are! Oh, thank you, dearie! I had thought them gone forever!" (2011-12-29 10:53:59).
- Killatron appears to be broken and is healing instead of killing (2011-12-29 10:55:59).
- Old Granny wipes the false teeth a bit on the edge of her apron and jams them back in her mouth. You''re pretty certain they weren''t all that clean at the time... (2011-12-29 10:56:18).
- Saxton Hale takes in the horrifying sight and is glad he brushes his teeth after meals. (2011-12-29 10:58:31).
- Old Granny clacks the teeth together a few times, sending bits of muddy debris flying, and then grins at everyone. "Oh, Granny is so happy to be back. Oh, yes. Granny is going to have such a wonderful time." (2011-12-29 11:02:02).
- Wildcard5 said, "So many unworthy beings so very little time..." (2011-12-29 11:06:26).
- Wildcard5 said, "Also by unworthy I mean criminal." (2011-12-29 11:06:58).
- Wildcard5 has levelled up! (2011-12-29 11:07:16).
- Saxton Hale said, "On your charades of justice again, officer? " (2011-12-29 11:11:08).
- Dergones has levelled up! (2011-12-29 11:12:26).
- Dergones attacked The Thing Which Should Not Be with a Pipewrench , killing him! (2011-12-29 11:12:49).



It's back to dodging yet again for me after this.
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- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 11:13:40). x2
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 11:13:41).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 11:13:43). x2
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 11:13:44).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 11:13:45).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 11:13:46).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 11:13:52). x6
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 11:13:53).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 11:13:54).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 11:13:55).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 11:14:00). x5
- Saxton Hale said, "That last time was by no means my fault. The ostrich was in my own building!" (2011-12-29 11:14:00).
- Rawson has levelled up! (2011-12-29 11:33:01).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 11:34:25).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 11:34:28).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 11:41:01).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 11:41:05). x2
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 11:41:07).
- Angry Bird has earned the Sinatra badge! (2011-12-29 11:51:20).
- The Owl and the Tanager used a Healing Herb to heal you for 10 points of damage. (2011-12-29 12:01:15). x3
- Eusebios attacked you with a Carving Knife and missed! (2011-12-29 12:03:40). x8
- Eusebios attacked you with a Carving Knife and hit for 3 points of slashing damage. (2011-12-29 12:03:41).
- Eusebios attacked you with a Carving Knife and missed! (2011-12-29 12:04:18). x15
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 12:04:37). x9
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 12:04:38).
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 12:04:44). x4
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 12:04:45).
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 12:04:52). x5
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 12:04:53).
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 12:05:08). x11
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 12:05:09).
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 12:05:19). x4
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 12:05:20).
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 12:05:25). x3
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 12:05:30). x2
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 12:05:41). x6
- A friendly wizard said, "Hi ol'' chums! I hope you''re all enjoying the new breath?" (2011-12-29 12:05:53).
- Eusebios attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 12:06:01).
- Yaz Shamriz used a Healing Herb to heal you for 5 points of damage. (2011-12-29 12:08:02).
- Eusebios said, "I know I''d enjoy it a lot more if someone had a leftover Christmas Ham so I would have a practical use for this average Carving Knife" (2011-12-29 12:08:07).
- Eusebios said, "Excuse me, now it''s a worn Carving Knife" (2011-12-29 12:09:25).
- Eusebios facepalms (2011-12-29 12:09:50).
- Killatron used a Healing Herb to heal you for 10 points of damage. (2011-12-29 12:51:10).
- Happy Oaken-Trauma said, "Garrh! This primordial muck is as foul as th'' bilgewater on th'' Heart of Oak... but damned if I bain''t get drunk as a sailor by drinkin'' it!" (2011-12-29 13:10:33).
- Gromit attacked you with a Carving Knife and missed! (2011-12-29 13:14:40). x15
- Brother Yngvi said, "Hello, friend. No, I certainly am not! What a foul place!" (2011-12-29 13:22:03).
- Brother Yngvi said, "Give me Valhalla, or good old Harper Island any day!" (2011-12-29 13:22:31).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2011-12-29 13:23:10).
- Brother Yngvi attacked you with a Kick and hit for 3 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 13:23:12).
- Lord Willmore smiles as he offers Eusebios a lump of meat. It isn''t turkey, but it certainly came from a creature with at least one wing. (2011-12-29 13:24:26).
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 13:24:56). x5
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 13:24:57).
- Lord Willmore attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 13:25:03). x5
- Mr. Penumbra eyes the meat. "Looks better than Navy-issue salt beef, at least." (2011-12-29 13:33:24).
- Lord Willmore is relieved. "So the meat we ate back on the Oak was beef? Thank goodness. I never wanted to ask for fear of the answer." (2011-12-29 13:34:41).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 13:41:30).
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 13:41:33). x2
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2011-12-29 13:41:36). x2
- Dergones attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 13:41:40). x3
- Pinetrees used a Healing Herb to heal you for 5 points of damage. (2011-12-29 13:44:29). x2
- a tiny grasshopper has earned the Landshark badge! (2011-12-29 13:48:11).
- Pinetrees said, "So, what happens when everyone escapes and the suckers who picked repair (like me) are stuck here in the pit alone?" (2011-12-29 14:04:18).
- a big, fat manatee hugs everyone :D (2011-12-29 14:04:32).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. (2011-12-29 14:04:41).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and missed! (2011-12-29 14:04:51).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. (2011-12-29 14:05:01). x2
- A friendly wizard said, "Hopefully friendly people like me will keep coming in!" (2011-12-29 14:05:10).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and missed! (2011-12-29 14:05:11).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and missed! (2011-12-29 14:05:11). x3
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. (2011-12-29 14:05:21).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and missed! (2011-12-29 14:05:22).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. (2011-12-29 14:05:31).
- Spiny Ooze, belonging to Unknown, attacked you and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2011-12-29 14:05:32).

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PolterGhost wrote:
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Lesson learnt: we're less dangerous than a blob of jelly to do it.

EDIT: Also:
Quote:
- a Disney lawyer said, "Good! I found a rock! Finally, something useful." (2011-12-29 17:31:34).
- Hammie the Warhamster glares at Sally for stealing his kill...then he stops and does a little cute face, and jumps at Sally and hugs her (2011-12-29 17:31:35).
- Hammie the Warhamster steals the wrong then runs off squealling happily (2011-12-29 17:32:04).
- Hammie the Warhamster steals the rock then runs off squealing happily (2011-12-29 17:32:23).
- Rothery attacked you with a Pipewrench and missed! (2011-12-29 17:36:22).
- a Disney lawyer said, "Bring that wrong back, Hammie! Its not like I can craft another with these 2 rights I found! " (2011-12-29 17:38:14).

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- The Dungeon Master said, "I never wrote that thing into my dungeon. " (2011-12-29 20:58:53).
- The Dungeon Master attacked The Thing Which Should Not Be with a Pipewrench , killing him! (2011-12-29 20:58:31).
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