Flavor - Book Text

[SkullFace]

You read the book. It is a rigourous scientific refutation of the existence of God and a critique of the insanities inherent in religious belief.
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Cheers,

Skull Face

[Aco]

You read the book. It's a crime-thriller with some missing pages, making the ending very confusing.

You read the book. It's a chilling social commentary disguised as a lighthearted fantasy story.

You read the (angelic) book. The book's pages are filled with sifting, glowing runes. It is quite comforting, although incomprehensible.

You read the (demonic) book. It instructs the reader how to rouse, direct, and shape public anger and civil disobedience, with the final result being a bloodbath of a coup.

You read the (demonic) book. It is a colourful childrens' book about puppies and kittens. The book's binding is bleeding.

[Chenrezi]

(Demonic books:)

You read the book. It's an old grimorie, with descriptions and illustrations of beings who lived on earth aeons before mankind.

You read the book. It's a play that takes place in an alien kingdom. The first act is boring, but the second act is twisted and horrifying.

You read the book. It's a compilation of writings by members of a particular cult, talking about their experiences of being one with their 'master.'

[MrLimpet]

Demonic book
The book reads you.
You read the book. It's a listing of the value of a life in various currencies.

Books
You read the book. It was mildly thrilling. You feel the need to find the next novel in the series.

[Kylinn]

You read the book. It's an army manual about how to survive various situations. Nowhere does it mention exploding demons.

You read the book. It's a pop-up story of a person searching desperately for their cow. You feel moved to vocalize some of the animal sounds.

You read the book. It details how to raise and train puppies, with plenty of pictures.

You read the book. It's an anthology of thrilling sports anecdotes. You suspect most of them were made up out of whole cloth.

You read the book. It is a book about how to read books.

You read the book. It is a technical manual for an extinct operating system. You find yourself snickering at the described specs.

[honestmistake]

[Chenrezi]

(Normal:)
You read the book. It's a Freudian analysis of Shakespeare's plays. You resist the urge to laugh.

You read the book. It's a fantasy novel with some creative descriptions of demons. If only they knew...

You read the book. It's a novelization of a popular movie. The book is much more interesting and philosophical.

You read the book. It's an odd fantasy-comedy hybrid about a cowardly wizard.

You read the book. It's an old Victorian story. The protagonists spend half the book praising each other's virtues.

(Angelic:)
You read the book. You aren't entirely sure, but the pages seem to be glowing softly.

You read the book. It's a guide to protective charms against demons and black magic.

You read the book. It's the journal of a companion of a mythic hero.

[Ezekiel]

[Aegair]

You read the book. Though you wish you hadn't.

[Argus]

You read the book. It is:

a graphic novel centred around an extremely antisocial journalist in a bizarre future.

the story of how the devil quit his job and became a nightclub-owner. The main character has a certain dark charisma.

a story of labyrinthine plots between various powerful individuals, all vying for ultimate control of the known universe.

the latest in a series of allegedly young-adult books, though every installment seems to be getting darker.
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It's all an Illuminati plot.

[Jenx]

First two ones I get. Not sure about the third one and fourth one. Is the last one supposed to be harry potter?
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Nobody likes artists, and who can blame them? When they aren't challenging your preconceptions or whatever, or renouncing the boundary between being and nonbeing, they're beating you at games with their nigh mystical bullshit.

[Munq]

You read the book. It sucks.

You read the book. It details the burgeoning rivalry between two super powers following a devastating war. The story seems familiar.

You read the book. It details the depraved adventures of the author and his lawyer. You can't decide which parts are real and which are fake.

You read the book. It is science fiction, following a young man as he joins the space marines. Some commentary on the back cover calls it fascist.

You read the book. It's an organic chemistry textbook.

You read the book. The author was clearly paid by the word, and it's slow going.

You read the book. It's the autobiography of a radical civil rights leader, who was murdered before its completion.

You read the book. You get about halfway through before realizing you're completely lost.

You read the book. It's a compilation of articles concerning the uses of steam power from very old scientific journals.

You read the book. It's an ancient philosophical text describing the perfect city in great detail.

You read the book. It's a coloring book. You color outside the lines.

You read the book. It's a collection of essays on varying theories of aesthetics.

[Kylinn]

You read the book. It is a fantasy novel involving a werecoyote car mechanic who has two werewolf boyfriends vying for her attention.

You read the book. It is a fantasy murder mystery involving a car mechanic coming into her shamanic power.

You read the book. It is a fantasy murder mystery involving a Sherlock Holmes parallel and his sorcerer sidekick. And puns.

You read the book. It tells the true story of a young woman who moves to Wyoming and adopts an orphaned coyote pup. The pictures are adorable.

You read the book. It is a state driver's manual. You feel very well prepared to take the written exam.

You read the book. It is a mystery set in a woman's college in Oxford in the early twentieth century.

You read the book. It is a mystery how a piece of dreck like this ever got published. You waste your time fantasizing about how you could punish the writer for your pain.

The book reads you.

[pharo212]

"You read the book. It seems to be an edited version of a commentary on a short video about a house that is a labyrinth. As you read, the words twist and spiral around on pages, and you begin to question your sanity."
A little long, so we could replace everything after the bold with: "In short, a book that is a labyrinth".
"You read the book. It appears to be a crossover between Sherlock Holmes and a British Serial about some doctor with no name, with a backdrop of Lovecraftian Horrors."[/b]

[honalululand]