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Amusing Things Seen In Game 5: The Thrilling Sequel
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Liemannen
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Liemannen had fun death farming.

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- Alyss Kain attacked you with a Long Bow and hit for 20 points of holy damage. This was enough to kill you! (2020-03-03 18:14:12).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2020-03-03 18:15:22).

Spawned near the killer's SH, so decided to go and knock for more service.

- You attack the ward with your Death Touch, dealing 18 points of death damage. The impact is absorbed with a resounding thud and the ward seems to ripple a bit. (2020-03-03 18:15:57).
- You draw upon your mastery over death to call forth an ancient lost soul. The air becomes dry and cold as a shrouded, translucent figure with an eerie red light in its sunken eyes flickers into being. You spent 20 Magic Points to call forth a Wight. (2020-03-03 18:16:18).
- You have changed the stance of all of your pets to Aggressive. (2020-03-03 18:16:25).
- Billy Sideways attacked your pet, Wight, with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:30).
- Your pet Wight attacked Billy Sideways and missed. (2020-03-03 18:16:30).
- Billy Sideways attacked your pet, Wight, with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:31).
- Your pet Wight attacked Billy Sideways and missed. (2020-03-03 18:16:31).
- Billy Sideways attacked your pet, Wight, with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:32).
- Your pet Wight attacked Billy Sideways and missed. (2020-03-03 18:16:32).
- Billy Sideways attacked your pet Wight with a Rotten Crossbow and missed! (2020-03-03 18:16:33).
- Your pet Wight attacked Billy Sideways and hit for 12 points of death damage. You gain 5 experience points! (2020-03-03 18:16:33).
- Alyss Kain attacked your pet, Wight, with a Long Bow and hit for 20 points of holy damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:34).
- Billy Sideways attacked your pet, Wight, with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:34).
- Your pet Wight attacked Billy Sideways and hit for 12 points of death damage. You gain 5 experience points! (2020-03-03 18:16:34).
- Alyss Kain attacked your pet, Wight, with a Long Bow and hit for 20 points of holy damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:35).
- Billy Sideways attacked your pet, Wight, with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:35).
- Your pet Wight attacked Billy Sideways and missed. (2020-03-03 18:16:35).
- Billy Sideways attacked your pet, Wight, with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:36).
- Your pet Wight attacked Billy Sideways and hit for 12 points of death damage. You gain 5 experience points! (2020-03-03 18:16:36).
- Alyss Kain attacked your pet Wight with a Long Bow and missed! (2020-03-03 18:16:36).
- Billy Sideways attacked your pet, Wight, with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:37).
- Your pet Wight attacked Billy Sideways and missed. (2020-03-03 18:16:37).
- Alyss Kain attacked your pet, Wight, with a Long Bow and hit for 20 points of holy damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:39).
- Wight has despawned. (2020-03-03 18:16:42).
- Alyss Kain attacked Wight with a Long Bow , killing it! (2020-03-03 18:16:42).
- Alyss Kain attacked your pet, Wight, with a Long Bow and hit for 20 points of holy damage. This was enough to kill your pet! (2020-03-03 18:16:42).
- Billy Sideways attacked you with a Fist and missed! Your aura of entropy decays them! They take 8 points of death damage! (2020-03-03 18:16:48).
- Alyss Kain said, "Help yourself, Sideways." (2020-03-03 18:16:48).
- Billy Sideways attacked you with a Rotten Crossbow and missed! (2020-03-03 18:16:50).
- (2 times) Billy Sideways attacked you with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:51).
- Billy Sideways attacked you with a Rotten Crossbow and missed! (2020-03-03 18:16:52).
- (2 times) Billy Sideways attacked you with a Rotten Crossbow and hit for 0 points of death damage. (2020-03-03 18:16:54).
- Alyss Kain said, "...Did he just die to you?" (2020-03-03 18:17:07).

Question directed to me I suppose since Billy had ran inside the SH for a bit

- Billy Sideways said, "I only have death damage crossbows" (2020-03-03 18:17:16).
- You attack Billy Sideways with your Death Touch and hit for 18 points of death damage. You gain 8 XP. (2020-03-03 18:17:29).
- Alyss Kain said, "Borrow that" (2020-03-03 18:17:29).
- You attack Billy Sideways with your Death Touch and miss. (2020-03-03 18:17:31).
- Billy Sideways attacked you with a Long Bow and missed! (2020-03-03 18:17:33).
- You attack Billy Sideways with your Death Touch and hit for 18 points of death damage. With a sickening stench, the flesh falls off his corpse as it rises as a(n) shambling zombie! You gain 8 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 7 Experience Points! (2020-03-03 18:17:33).
- Alyss Kain attacked you with a Long Bow and missed! (2020-03-03 18:17:40).
- Alyss Kain attacked you with a Long Bow and hit for 18 points of piercing damage. (2020-03-03 18:17:40).
- (2 times) Alyss Kain attacked you with a Long Bow and missed! (2020-03-03 18:17:41).
- Alyss Kain attacked you with a Long Bow and hit for 18 points of piercing damage. (2020-03-03 18:17:41).
- Alyss Kain attacked you with a Long Bow and missed! (2020-03-03 18:17:42).
- You say, "No" (2020-03-03 18:17:43).
- Alyss Kain attacked you with a Long Bow and hit for 18 points of piercing damage. (2020-03-03 18:17:44).
- Alyss Kain attacked you with a Long Bow and hit for 18 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2020-03-03 18:17:45).


Very rude of Alyss to kill me mid talking, I was going to even more vehemently deny that I had anything to do with Billy's death. Or perhaps I would have feigned mishearing the "Help yourself, Sideways." as "Help yourself to Sideways".

Anyway, beware death farmers, they might be up to something.
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Nayru
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rare to see the effects of that high damage death touch around kku, so close to hitting 20's

but concur and posit that death farmers are always up to something, ver hem
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was pretty hilarious to begin with, but I can also lend additional context which makes it... even more special.

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- You say, "Gust" (2020-03-03 18:15:38).
- Your stronghold is under attack! (2020-03-03 18:15:53).
- (6 times) You draw upon the reserves of power within the leylines at this location and soon feel it flowing through you. You gain 5 MP. (2020-03-03 18:16:06).


Firstly, note that given the time of the stronghold smack, I was fully expecting that to herald yet another arse-rimming for the Xenon Gang, so I hastily charged my mana up to try and fry any would-be heroes.

Anyways, it gets better. I honestly had no idea how Sideways was haemorrhaging HP so quickly at the time, but...

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- You attack Wight with your Long Bow and hit for 20 points of holy damage. You gain 10 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 15 Experience Points! (2020-03-03 18:16:42).
- You say, "Help yourself, Sideways." (2020-03-03 18:16:48).
- You use the herb to heal Billy Sideways for 20 points of damage. You gain 8 experience points. (2020-03-03 18:16:54).
- You say, "...Did he just die to you?" (2020-03-03 18:17:07).
- Billy Sideways said, "I only have death damage crossbows" (2020-03-03 18:17:16).
- You give your Long Bow to Billy Sideways. (2020-03-03 18:17:25).
- You say, "Borrow that" (2020-03-03 18:17:29).


Sooo... no prizes for guessing exactly which of my longbows I gave to our Myrmidon. I'm pretty sure he was in kill range regardless, but I made sure he got pranked by Namm while he was at it!

Shortly after that, I ran into Sideways' respawned body, and decided not to stick-around hoping he'd cheerily hand me my bow back - figured I might get a similar welcome as when Carrion Queen spawned directly on top of one of his characters (seriously? Can she ever catch a break?) -

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- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2020-03-03 18:03:49).
- Black Gold Of The Sun attacked you with a Pump Action Shotgun and hit for 12 points of piercing damage. This attack was accompanied by incarnate waves of misery and doubt! (2020-03-03 18:03:55).
- Black Gold Of The Sun attacked you with a Pump Action Shotgun and hit for 20 points of unholy damage. This attack was charged with unholy hellfire! (2020-03-03 18:04:00).
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyss wrote:
Anyways, it gets better.


- Alyss Kain said, ":timetoliterallydie:" (2020-03-04 22:32:06).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked Alyss Kain with a Blackened Gauntlet , killing her! (2020-03-04 22:32:10).
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Alyss
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
- You say, "I'm taking their food for ourselves, at least." (2020-03-04 22:24:28).
- You say, "Hoarding fools!" (2020-03-04 22:24:34).
- You say, "While Laurentia starves!" (2020-03-04 22:24:43).
- A Majestic Ghast said, "At least we don''t spell "Anarchy" with a "K". We''re not *that* bad." (2020-03-04 22:24:50).
- You say, "Breaking News: Xenon Gang raids without arrows, fails to do much of use." (2020-03-04 22:25:31).
- Vriska Serket said, "Yeah!!!!!!!!" (2020-03-04 22:25:32).
- Vriska Serket suddenly appeared out of thin air. (2020-03-04 22:25:36).
- You say, "Ah crap, here we go again." (2020-03-04 22:25:46).
- You say, "'Fuck me in the asshole.' - Iscara Schadenfreude" (2020-03-04 22:26:35).
- You say, "Come on" (2020-03-04 22:26:40).
- You say, "We can at least get Patchy" (2020-03-04 22:26:44).
- You say, "Screwdat boi!" (2020-03-04 22:26:48).
- Iscara Schadenfreude said, "Damn straight" (2020-03-04 22:26:48).
- You say, "The 3 damage tick MASTERMIND" (2020-03-04 22:26:56).
- Wight, belonging to A Majestic Ghast, attacked Patchy the Pirate, killing them! (2020-03-04 22:27:02).
- You say, "Die Patchy DIE!" (2020-03-04 22:27:06).
- You say, "YES!" (2020-03-04 22:27:09).
- Iscara Schadenfreude said, "This is what I get for being a boosted sick fuck" (2020-03-04 22:27:11).
- You say, "We got we came here for" (2020-03-04 22:27:13).
- A Majestic Ghast tries to facepalm, although her palm is mostly rotted through. (2020-03-04 22:27:17).
- You say, "This is a moral victory for the proletariat" (2020-03-04 22:27:21).


Salt-of-the-Earth cheese factory workers revolt against the bourgeois Boozing Strength skill holder, 1917, colourised.

Quote:
- Patchy the Pirate said, "SCREW YOU" (2020-03-04 22:31:56).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked Fossil Monstrosity with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife , killing it! (2020-03-04 22:32:00).
- You say, ":timetoliterallydie:" (2020-03-04 22:32:06).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked you with a Blackened Gauntlet and hit for 26 points of arcane damage. This attack was suffused with arcane power! (2020-03-04 22:32:07).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked you with a Blackened Gauntlet and missed! This attack was suffused with arcane power! (2020-03-04 22:32:09).
- Patchy the Pirate attacked you with a Blackened Gauntlet and hit for 26 points of arcane damage. This attack was suffused with arcane power! This was enough to kill you! (2020-03-04 22:32:10).
- You feel the effects of Twitchy fade. (2020-03-04 22:32:10).
- You feel the effects of Cloak of Lightning fade. (2020-03-04 22:32:10).
- Your Can of Creamed Corn has been destroyed! It has been removed from your inventory. (2020-03-04 22:32:10).


Pickets put down using illegal piratical brutality, 1979. Clearly the noble workers were only able to be defeated because Patchy is abusing his overpowered skill that no-one else has! Imagine doing something like that, absolutely shameful. c ' :
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Pickets put down using illegal piratical brutality, 1979. Clearly the noble workers were only able to be defeated because Patchy is abusing his overpowered skill that no-one else has! Imagine doing something like that, absolutely shameful. c ' :


Hey, way of fire is available to all Eternal Soldiers! I didn't need any liquor to kill you anyway Laughing only the others got the special treatment


Quote:
- A Majestic Ghast tries to facepalm, although her palm is mostly rotted through. (2020-03-04 22:27:17).


I figured you would've penetrated your skull by accident Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Philip Marlowe said, "Boo!" (2020-03-18 14:39:21).
- Philip Marlowe transformed from a half-human, half-bat creature and is human once again. (2020-03-18 14:39:27).
- Philip Marlowe sprouted wings and transformed into a half-human, half-bat creature. (2020-03-18 18:53:30).
- Philip Marlowe said, "Good, or evil?" (2020-03-18 18:53:46).
- Philip Marlowe attacked you with a Fangs and hit for 12 points of piercing damage. (2020-03-18 18:53:50).
- Philip Marlowe said, "Bleh, well, continue with your breaking and entering" (2020-03-18 18:54:34).

Remember that the morality taste test is as good as Sense Morality, and 10CP cheaper!
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