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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- Rust Belt Bill sent you 1 credits with this message: I think I'll make me a pair of Orc-skin boots! Haw, haw! (2019-11-12 20:19:47).
- Rust Belt Bill sent you 1 credits with this message: I remember you... tough guy, huh! We'll see how tough you are! As soon as I can afford some gas money, I'll hunt you down! (2019-11-12 20:18:00).

YYYYYAAAAAYYYYYY! Rust Belt Bill lives! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GCP wrote:
- Rust Belt Bill sent you 1 credits with this message: I think I'll make me a pair of Orc-skin boots! Haw, haw! (2019-11-12 20:19:47).
- Rust Belt Bill sent you 1 credits with this message: I remember you... tough guy, huh! We'll see how tough you are! As soon as I can afford some gas money, I'll hunt you down! (2019-11-12 20:18:00).

YYYYYAAAAAYYYYYY! Rust Belt Bill lives! Very Happy


Hey Orc. We were given a message for ya at da crib.

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- Your stronghold ward has been destroyed! (2019-11-13 17:14:53).
- Rust Belt Bill backs his car into the stronghold and honks the horn (2019-11-13 17:15:07).
- Rust Belt Bill rolls down his driver''s side window and leans out to shout (2019-11-13 17:15:29).
- Rust Belt Bill said, "What''s up dummies! So... you took on that no-good green slacker... Orcish Scout! " (2019-11-13 17:15:48).
- Rust Belt Bill said, "I gotta warn ya... he''s no good! He''s not worth shit in a fight, and he smells like the dumpster out behind the Krispey kreme! Let me tell ya, that don''t smell too good! It''s where they dump their fryer grease and dead rats!" (2019-11-13 17:16:37).
- Rust Belt Bill said, "You wanna stay outta trouble, you tell that cheeseball to find another faction! He''ll cause you nothing but trouble!" (2019-11-13 17:16:57).
- Rust Belt Bill flips the bird, honks the horn, and fishtails out of the stronghold (2019-11-13 17:17:11).

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carilgar wrote:
GCP wrote:
- Rust Belt Bill sent you 1 credits with this message: I think I'll make me a pair of Orc-skin boots! Haw, haw! (2019-11-12 20:19:47).
- Rust Belt Bill sent you 1 credits with this message: I remember you... tough guy, huh! We'll see how tough you are! As soon as I can afford some gas money, I'll hunt you down! (2019-11-12 20:18:00).

YYYYYAAAAAYYYYYY! Rust Belt Bill lives! Very Happy


Hey Orc. We were given a message for ya at da crib.

Quote:
- Your stronghold ward has been destroyed! (2019-11-13 17:14:53).
- Rust Belt Bill backs his car into the stronghold and honks the horn (2019-11-13 17:15:07).
- Rust Belt Bill rolls down his driver''s side window and leans out to shout (2019-11-13 17:15:29).
- Rust Belt Bill said, "What''s up dummies! So... you took on that no-good green slacker... Orcish Scout! " (2019-11-13 17:15:48).
- Rust Belt Bill said, "I gotta warn ya... he''s no good! He''s not worth shit in a fight, and he smells like the dumpster out behind the Krispey kreme! Let me tell ya, that don''t smell too good! It''s where they dump their fryer grease and dead rats!" (2019-11-13 17:16:37).
- Rust Belt Bill said, "You wanna stay outta trouble, you tell that cheeseball to find another faction! He''ll cause you nothing but trouble!" (2019-11-13 17:16:57).
- Rust Belt Bill flips the bird, honks the horn, and fishtails out of the stronghold (2019-11-13 17:17:11).


Rust Belt Bill will pay! Orc says! Plus me shower last year, not due yet for next bath!

Also:
- Rocky said, "So the most heinous criminal organization has returned. You are under arrest Orcish Scout!" (2019-11-19 16:02:05).
Rocky attacked you with a Fangs and hit for 15 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-11-19 16:02:24).

Damn Po-po harass innocent civilian! You got nothin' on Orc, Po-po!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Someone has written I hate rats. Rats make me crazy? I was crazy once, they stuck me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rubber rats in chalk on a rock here.

Found this in some random frozen wastes tile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Father Christmas has earned the Titan of Industry badge! (2019-12-26 13:02:35).


A day late, but still a good job.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Laurentia City Zoo (18, 26 Laurentia, a Zoo Aviary, District: Wolverton)

Night You are standing outside of Laurentia City Zoo. The cages and exhibits are empty, and bits of trash - handbills, mostly - blow in the wind. There is a large greenhouse with a slanted roof here, which a colorful sign advertises as an exhibition of tropical birds. The lights are on inside the building. The occasional shadow can be glimpsed moving in the windows. The night sky glows with ambient light from the city and the twinkle of a few stubborn stars. The broken remains of the door hang awkwardly from its hinges.

Located here are an Ambulance, an Ambulance, an Ambulance, an Ambulance, an Ambulance, a Boulder, a Boulder, a Boulder, a Bulletridden Police Car, a Bulletridden Police Car, a Bulletridden Police Car, a Bulletridden Police Car, a Burnt out sports car, a Burnt out sports car, a Chopper, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Dumpster, a Dumpster, a Flag Pole, a Graffittied Boulder, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pine Tree, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Police Car, a Smashed Police Car, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sport- Utility Vehicle, a Smashed Sport- Utility Vehicle, a Smashed Sports Car, a Smashed Sports Car, a Smashed Sports Car, a Smashed Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Street Light, a Street Light, a Street Light, a Street Light, a Telephone Pole, a Telephone Pole.

Someone has written RANCOR EXHIBIT CLOSED DUE TO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE in scratch marks on a wall here.

There are 0 other people here.


Wow! That's a lot of work!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SkullFace wrote:
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Laurentia City Zoo (18, 26 Laurentia, a Zoo Aviary, District: Wolverton)

Night You are standing outside of Laurentia City Zoo. The cages and exhibits are empty, and bits of trash - handbills, mostly - blow in the wind. There is a large greenhouse with a slanted roof here, which a colorful sign advertises as an exhibition of tropical birds. The lights are on inside the building. The occasional shadow can be glimpsed moving in the windows. The night sky glows with ambient light from the city and the twinkle of a few stubborn stars. The broken remains of the door hang awkwardly from its hinges.

Located here are an Ambulance, an Ambulance, an Ambulance, an Ambulance, an Ambulance, a Boulder, a Boulder, a Boulder, a Bulletridden Police Car, a Bulletridden Police Car, a Bulletridden Police Car, a Bulletridden Police Car, a Burnt out sports car, a Burnt out sports car, a Chopper, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Compact Car, a Dumpster, a Dumpster, a Flag Pole, a Graffittied Boulder, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pick Up Truck, a Pine Tree, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Police Car, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Sedan, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Compact Car, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Pickup Truck, a Smashed Police Car, a Smashed Police Car, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sedan, a Smashed Sport- Utility Vehicle, a Smashed Sport- Utility Vehicle, a Smashed Sports Car, a Smashed Sports Car, a Smashed Sports Car, a Smashed Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Sports Car, a Street Light, a Street Light, a Street Light, a Street Light, a Telephone Pole, a Telephone Pole.

Someone has written RANCOR EXHIBIT CLOSED DUE TO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE in scratch marks on a wall here.

There are 0 other people here.


Wow! That's a lot of work!


That is seriously impressive.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the EUPD SH, explaining the faction rules to a questioning rookie:
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- Serbastion said, "I am a little lost as to what to do though as a good fella. Is "arrest" a nicer term for "updating someone''s life status to dead"? Or is there a protocol I''m unaware of? " (2020-01-02 19:46:43).
- Skull Face opens his eyes suddenly in dramatic fashion. (2020-01-02 23:23:08).
- Skull Face said, "As the Captain explained it to me, ''arrest'' is the outsider word for ''stop'' as applied to any outsiders not in our tribe." (2020-01-02 23:23:48).
- Skull Face said, "My method of arresting outsiders usually involves hacking off their heads." (2020-01-02 23:24:54).
- Skull Face gestures to the hunderds of shrunken severed heads that make up the Rogues Gallery. (2020-01-02 23:25:33).
- Skull Face said, "Also as explained to me, the word ''protocol'' usually involves telling outsiders not to flee, followed quickly by ''arresting'' those same outsiders." (2020-01-02 23:26:58).
- Skull Face said, "Furthermore, as I understand it, when the Internal Affairs scumbags come to verify your shrunken head collection, it is important to have your story straight." (2020-01-02 23:28:29).
- Skull Face said, "Important things to shout when arresting are therefore (1) stop or I will shoot/hack/bite/incinerate (2) no perpetrator do not reach for your waistband (3) those Blood Claws are probable cause for your immediate arrest." (2020-01-02 23:31:05).
- Skull Face said, "As a long-standing Wicksick I also find that ''The Ancestors told me to skin you alive'' is a perfectly acceptable ethnic and religious pro-active alternative to the Miranda poetry." (2020-01-02 23:33:26).
- Skull Face takes a very crumpled piece of paper out of his hatband and quotes, ''You have the right to a multi-ethnic funeral of your choosing. Do you you understand this right as I have explained it to you?'' in perfect English. (2020-01-02 23:34:55).
- Skull Face said, "I recall the Captain''s words very clearly - it is important that the suspects know why you are hacking their heads off as evidence." (2020-01-02 23:37:34).
- Serbastion salutes with a dumb, rookie grin. (2020-01-03 04:44:27).
- Serbastion said, "Understood sir, I''ll do my very best!" (2020-01-03 04:44:41).
- Serbastion said, "Whew, 40ap goes by fast. " (2020-01-03 04:47:58).
- You emote, "a black-footed ferret finds Skull Face's explanation curious as he is sure that the captain said to him [to] reassure the perp that you don't have rabies. He finds this most difficult as he doesn't actually speak, so he mostly settles for giving the arrestee meaningful looks and significant body language gestures. " (2020-01-03 19:54:52).
- You emote, "a black-footed ferret has gotten very good at loud shouty body language that even two-legs can understand." (2020-01-03 19:55:22).
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From A Pair of Doorknocking Mormons:

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- You spend considerable time working with the Blood Ice and your experiment goes awry! You begin to get a splitting headache before your vision begins to cloud and all is shrouded in a red mist. You feel your emotions surge out of control and anger begins to take hold of you. You will be considered under the Blood Frenzy effect for 5 status ticks. You are able to glean a new alchemical insight from your work, realizing that a(n) Blood Ice can also be used in the creation of a(n) Potion of Water-Breathing. (2020-01-08 10:04:22).


What fucking waste of a blood ice... no wonder the boys frenzied.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PO-PO attack legitimate business! We innocent barbershop! This outrage! Those not our drugs! Me not know where those stole car come from! Fuck you City Council Contest!!! EOG will remember!

- Atė of CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS (Stronghold: 2, 37, Stygia) has taken your faction standard! Your faction loses 6 points of renown! (2020-01-09 23:15:02).
- You sense the arcane enchantment on your Rotten Crossbow dissipate. (2020-01-09 23:03:21).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage. This was enough to kill you! (2020-01-09 23:03:21).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and missed! (2020-01-09 23:03:21).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 3 points of death damage. (2020-01-09 23:03:21).
- Seldara, a Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 2 points of slashing damage. (2020-01-09 23:03:11).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage. (2020-01-09 23:03:11).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 2 points of slashing damage. (2020-01-09 23:03:11).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and missed! (2020-01-09 23:03:11).
- Atė said, "COme on pets!!" (2020-01-09 23:03:05).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage. (2020-01-09 23:03:01).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked MonkeyDawg, killing them! Their corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Liemannen! (2020-01-09 23:03:01).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and missed! (2020-01-09 23:03:01).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage. (2020-01-09 23:02:52).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 3 points of death damage. (2020-01-09 23:02:52).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and missed! (2020-01-09 23:02:42).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and missed! (2020-01-09 23:02:42).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage. (2020-01-09 23:02:32).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and missed! (2020-01-09 23:02:32).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage. (2020-01-09 23:02:22).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 3 points of death damage. (2020-01-09 23:02:22).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage. (2020-01-09 23:02:12).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and missed! (2020-01-09 23:02:12).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage. (2020-01-09 23:02:02).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Seldara, killing them! Their corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Liemannen! (2020-01-09 23:01:51).
- You feel the effects of Frightened fade. (2020-01-09 23:00:01).
- You feel the effects of Enervated fade. (2020-01-09 22:59:01).
- The Primal Scream said, "Thanks for inviting me" (2020-01-09 22:56:19).
- Atė said, "So was I Scream..." (2020-01-09 22:56:13).
- The Primal Scream said, "Welp I was pretty much useless" (2020-01-09 22:55:54).

- Atė attacked you with a Rock and hit for 1 points of impact damage. 10 points of this reduction were due to the fortifications here. (2020-01-09 22:54:42).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Bengal Tiger, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:54:42).
- Atė attacked you with a Rock and hit for 1 points of impact damage. 10 points of this reduction were due to the fortifications here. (2020-01-09 22:54:26).
- Liemannen said, "Then you must pay the stamp tax and all your guns and silencers will be taken away and you have to re-pay the tax stamps on those and on yourselves again" (2020-01-09 22:54:03).
- Atė said, "why hello there" (2020-01-09 22:54:02).

- The Primal Scream attacked you with a Ghost Tendrils and hit for 2 points of cold damage. The ground beneath them seems to erupt, casting chunks of rocks for 1 points of impact damage! 10 points of this reduction were due to the fortifications here. (2020-01-09 22:53:33).
- The Primal Scream attacked you with a Ghost Tendrils and hit for 2 points of cold damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! The ground beneath them seems to erupt, casting chunks of rocks for 1 points of impact damage! 10 points of this reduction were due to the fortifications here. (2020-01-09 22:53:29).
- The Primal Scream emitted a blood-curdling, high-pitched scream, which echoed throughout the area. You were affected and gain the Frightened status effect for 5 ticks. 4 characters were affected. (2020-01-09 22:53:16).
- The Primal Scream said, "What''s up fellas?" (2020-01-09 22:53:13).
- Liemannen said, "You all will be arrested, poked, prodded and stamped with a CCC stamp" (2020-01-09 22:52:43).

- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:52:21).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:52:01).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:52:01).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Thuggish Bone, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:51).
- Thuggish Bone, a Ghoul, belonging to neo-frosty, attacked Skeleton, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:51).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Skeleton, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:41).
- Ghoulston, a Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:41).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Ruggish Bone, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:31).
- Ghoul, belonging to neo-frosty, attacked Skeleton, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:21).
- Ruggish Bone, a Ghoul, belonging to neo-frosty, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:11).
- Ghoul, belonging to neo-frosty, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:01).
- Ghoul, belonging to neo-frosty, attacked Wightiest, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:51:01).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Killa Mike, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:50:51).
- Skully Lords, a Fossil Monstrosity, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:50:51).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Killa Cam, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:50:41).
- Ghoul, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:50:41).
- Thuggish Bone, a Ghoul, belonging to neo-frosty, attacked Ghoul, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:50:41).
- Liemannen suddenly appeared out of thin air. (2020-01-09 22:50:37).
- Skeleton, belonging to Liemannen, attacked Skeleton, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:50:31).
- Ghoul, belonging to neo-frosty, attacked Skeleton, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:50:31).
- Ghoul, belonging to neo-frosty, attacked Wighter, killing them! (2020-01-09 22:50:31).
- Your stronghold ward has been destroyed! (2020-01-09 22:49:31).
- Liemannen destroyed a ward protecting this location! (2020-01-09 22:49:31).
- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'Yes, it says Chaos Chaos Chaos, but that is just a small clerical error, I can\'t be help it'. The sound seems to be coming from outside the building.. (2020-01-09 22:49:20).
- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'It is a valid court order, all signed and stamped by the CCC - City Council Court'. The sound seems to be coming from outside the building.. (2020-01-09 22:48:43).
- Someone used a bullhorn to say: 'We have a court order! Open up'. The sound seems to be coming from outside the building.. (2020-01-09 22:47:39).

- Your stronghold is under attack! (2020-01-09 22:47:09).[/b]
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carilgar wrote:

That is seriously impressive.


The Rancor just recently discovered they can be brought indoors as well. Stay tuned for bigger and better Car Wars!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'- Mushashi has entered the Nexus as a member of your faction. (2020-01-11 07:53:35).
- Mushashi has entered the world of the Nexus! (2020-01-11 07:53:35).
- You have promoted Mushashi to the rank of Veteran in your faction. (2020-01-11 07:54:54).
- Mushashi has left your faction. (2020-01-11 07:54:56).
- Vixxie ElDeva said, "Welcome Mushashi, nice to have you on board ^^" (2020-01-11 07:55:20).'

Smartest player in Clash right here. x
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Your pet Gibbering Flesh attacked a bag of XP and hit for 9 points of death damage. You gain 13 experience points!

This feels wrong somehow...
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The story of Cerce and the Snowman:

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- Cerce said, "Ok I claimed one" (2020-01-12 00:15:07).
- Malyce Iblis took a swig of a salty liquid from a bottle and suddenly light began to leak from every orifice before they dissolved in a blast of white light and a lingering harmonic chord! (2020-01-12 00:15:17).
- Phix said, "...thanks for the snowball, Cerce." (2020-01-12 00:15:22).
- a Clown flutters back through the arch, a mixture of magical particles and blood droplets (2020-01-12 00:15:38).
- Cerce said, "Your welcome he seems to like you" (2020-01-12 00:15:44).
- Bucket said, "you made it out clown?" (2020-01-12 00:17:00).
- Bucket said, "I thought you were a goner" (2020-01-12 00:17:13).
- Cerce said, "I did help in him almost being killed by mistaking him for the ice elemental" (2020-01-12 00:17:58).
- a Clown was flying and has now landed. (2020-01-12 00:20:01).
- Fury said, "Thanks Edgar." (2020-01-12 00:21:02).
- Cerce said, "It a nice name" (2020-01-12 00:21:21).
- Bucket said, "run clown!" (2020-01-12 00:22:00).
- a Clown is too exhausted to be mad (2020-01-12 00:22:03).
- Fury seems pretty boring for someone called ''Fury''. (2020-01-12 00:22:26).
- Cerce said, "The odds of it targeting him in this crowd are 1/11" (2020-01-12 00:22:54).
- Cerce said, "Some of you may die but is it a risk I am willing to take?" (2020-01-12 00:23:38).
- Cerce stares at everyone with a twisted smile (2020-01-12 00:24:39).
- a Clown wonders if Cerce would like to be offered a lockpick in these trying times (2020-01-12 00:27:59).
- You feel the effects of Way of Lightning fade. (2020-01-12 00:30:01).
- You feel the effects of Cold Affinity fade. (2020-01-12 00:30:02).
- You feel the effects of Frostbite fade. (2020-01-12 00:30:02).
- Cerce said, "For what?" (2020-01-12 00:30:25).
- a small cloaked girl said, "uwaaaaah~~" (2020-01-12 00:31:19).
- a small cloaked girl flits about the snowman (2020-01-12 00:31:28).
- Cerce said, "Carefully he does not like his hat being touched" (2020-01-12 00:32:08).
- Bucket grabs the snowman''s carrot nose! (2020-01-12 00:33:09).
- Cerce stares at the strange hat radiating off the Frosty (2020-01-12 00:33:18).
- Bucket said, "I got yer nose!" (2020-01-12 00:33:42).
- Phix healed you for 18 points of damage. (2020-01-12 00:36:15).
- You feel the effects of Frostbite fade. (2020-01-12 00:36:15).
- Cerce that''s pretty messed up (2020-01-12 00:37:11).
- Cerce how will he smell you when you run (2020-01-12 00:37:57).
- Bucket said, "Uh oh!" (2020-01-12 00:38:51).
- Bucket carefully sticks the nose back (2020-01-12 00:39:08).
- Cerce said, "Frosty the snowman had a nose ;-;" (2020-01-12 00:39:54).
- Cerce said, "You know there a lot of angels in one place" (2020-01-12 00:48:37).
- Cerce takes out binocular and scans the crowd (2020-01-12 00:49:14).
- Cerce said, "Not a single demon among us " (2020-01-12 00:49:30).
- Cerce looks into her bag and seems to have misplaced her arcane grenades (2020-01-12 00:50:46).
- You feel the effects of Twitchy fade. (2020-01-12 00:51:01).
- Cerce said, "The one time I choose not to take dem with me" (2020-01-12 00:51:08).
- Cerce pats Frosty on shoulder "Es ok Frosty I''m sure stygia will not melt you......I think?" (2020-01-12 00:55:08).
- Cerce Stares the snowman in a attempt to understand if lava is good or bad for them (2020-01-12 00:56:01).
- You feel the effects of Frostbite fade. (2020-01-12 01:00:02).
- Bucket looks at the snowman. "Good luck Frosty" (2020-01-12 01:04:43).
- You feel the effects of Frostbite fade. (2020-01-12 01:30:01).
- Phix healed you for 18 points of damage. (2020-01-12 01:41:02).
- (3 times) You feel the effects of Frostbite fade. (2020-01-12 02:00:01).
- A critical mass of fat guys has earned the Trapped in a Bottle badge! (2020-01-12 02:40:36).
- Crossed Streams sprouted wings and transformed into a half-human, half-bat creature. (2020-01-12 03:14:32).
- Rambo has earned the Eagle Eyed badge! (2020-01-12 03:29:29).
- (2 times) Fury writhed in agony as the power of Cerce's black magic forced itself into her body. (2020-01-12 04:34:30).
- Cerce attacked Fury with a Force Bolt spell , killing her! (2020-01-12 04:34:30).
- Cerce said, "Oh it seems the time has come" (2020-01-12 04:35:08).
- Cerce said, "If only my snowman could aim" (2020-01-12 04:35:24).
- Cerce said, "Ok that is taking a while" (2020-01-12 04:36:31).
- Frosty, a Snowman, belonging to Cerce, attacked Altevin, killing them! (2020-01-12 04:37:41).
- Cerce said, "Finally" (2020-01-12 04:37:51).
- Phix said, "...having fun?" (2020-01-12 04:38:28).
- Cerce said, "Yes" (2020-01-12 04:38:38).
- Cerce said, "Oh gods it has the dumbs" (2020-01-12 04:40:38).
- Cerce said, "Stop attack the hasheen they are painful" (2020-01-12 04:40:54).
- Cerce said, "Ok not the cloaked one" (2020-01-12 04:43:10).
- a small cloaked girl said, "uwaaaaah~~" (2020-01-12 04:43:16).
- a small cloaked girl said, "snowfights~!!" (2020-01-12 04:43:33).
- Cerce said, "FROSTY ATTACK THE ONE THAT ARE NOT IMMUE PLZ" (2020-01-12 04:43:56).
- Phix tries very hard to restrain laughter. (2020-01-12 04:44:28).
- Cerce said, "Guess it just gonna attack clown for 1 hp" (2020-01-12 04:44:44).
- a Clown frowns (2020-01-12 04:44:51).
- Cerce said, "1689 ap is gonna be funny to waste" (2020-01-12 04:45:12).
- a small cloaked girl shakes the remnant small snow piles off of herself (2020-01-12 04:45:23).
- Cerce said, "If it actually kills you I will lose it" (2020-01-12 04:46:01).
- a Clown yawns (2020-01-12 04:46:23).
- Cerce said, "Don''t yawn at me" (2020-01-12 04:46:39).
- Cerce said, "Perish by...uh 52 hp per uh...1 damage" (2020-01-12 04:47:11).
- Cerce said, "The most painful death" (2020-01-12 04:47:33).
- a Clown sips on some apple juice (2020-01-12 04:48:00).
- Cerce watches in horror as the snowman does 1 damage every 3 pet tick (2020-01-12 04:48:16).
- Cerce said, "Quit missing" (2020-01-12 04:48:29).
- Cerce said, "His literally standing still" (2020-01-12 04:48:40).
- Cerce said, "GET ME DAT TEA" (2020-01-12 04:48:58).
- a Clown wonders why the snowman isn''t triggering his status ticks (2020-01-12 04:49:45).
- Cerce said, "I will rename you sir miss a lot of you miss 7 times in a ros again" (2020-01-12 04:49:46).
- Cerce said, "Row*" (2020-01-12 04:49:55).
- Cerce said, "Good question" (2020-01-12 04:50:04).
- a Clown ponders urinating on the snowman (2020-01-12 04:50:05).
- Cerce said, "Oh no not the yellow snow" (2020-01-12 04:50:22).
- Cerce said, "Ha ha" (2020-01-12 04:50:39).
- Cerce said, "Tqke dat" (2020-01-12 04:50:44).
- Cerce said, "...yet you do 1 damage still" (2020-01-12 04:50:58).
- Cerce said, "This is worse then death" (2020-01-12 04:51:14).
- Cerce said, "Watching in horror" (2020-01-12 04:51:21).
- Phix continues to just barely hold back laughter. (2020-01-12 04:51:35).
- Cerce said, "You have all this ap and you miss that many times" (2020-01-12 04:51:42).
- a Clown wonders why we live. Is it just to suffer? (2020-01-12 04:51:46).
- a small cloaked girl similarly loses interest in the repetitive snow-bops with little consequence (2020-01-12 04:52:00).
- Cerce said, "You won''t be living long soon" (2020-01-12 04:52:03).
- Cerce said, "I think..." (2020-01-12 04:52:09).
- Cerce said, "Oh wow you actually managed to hit him 3 times in a row" (2020-01-12 04:53:08).
- Cerce said, "Amazing" (2020-01-12 04:53:17).
- a Clown said, "honk honk honk" (2020-01-12 04:53:20).
- Cerce said, "No not that" (2020-01-12 04:53:30).
- Cerce said, "Kill him faster plz" (2020-01-12 04:53:38).
- a Clown said, "honk" (2020-01-12 04:53:45).
- Cerce said, "Oh god his healing" (2020-01-12 04:53:47).
- Cerce said, "Why" (2020-01-12 04:53:53).
- Cerce said, "This is torture" (2020-01-12 04:54:04).
- a Clown reminds Cerce that every story needs tension (2020-01-12 04:54:24).
- Cerce said, "Wonder if I can get to not target hasheen 5 tikes in a row" (2020-01-12 04:54:56).
- Cerce said, "Times*" (2020-01-12 04:55:05).
- Cerce said, "Your doing it" (2020-01-12 04:55:27).
- Cerce said, "I think" (2020-01-12 04:55:33).
- Cerce said, "Can''t tell" (2020-01-12 04:55:41).
- Cerce said, "Nooo why" (2020-01-12 04:56:10).
- a Clown starts chucking rocks at Frosty (2020-01-12 04:56:14).
- Cerce said, "Out of all the people why do you keep TARGETING THE HASHEEN" (2020-01-12 04:56:30).
- a small cloaked girl flits about idly (2020-01-12 04:57:12).
- Cerce said, "Oh gods thats even worse, SHES LITERALLY IMMUE TO COLD" (2020-01-12 04:57:20).
- a small cloaked girl said, "fear the power of cold tall bigrocks~!!" (2020-01-12 04:57:37).
- Cerce facepalms (2020-01-12 04:57:42).
- Cerce said, "That ons is also immue" (2020-01-12 04:58:55).
- Phix said, "Oh, neat. It''s trying to hit me now." (2020-01-12 04:59:06).
- Phix said, "Keep at it, little guy!" (2020-01-12 04:59:22).
- Cerce said, "Also HOW DO YOU MISS 8 TIMES IN A ROW" (2020-01-12 04:59:27).
- a Clown tries stealing an MR from Cerce''s bag while she''s concentrating on berating Frosty (2020-01-12 05:00:02).
- a Clown pats Phix on the head (2020-01-12 05:00:49).
- Cerce said, "FINALLY" (2020-01-12 05:00:56).
- Cerce said, "You found someone who does hurt you and is not immue" (2020-01-12 05:01:15).
- Cerce said, "The question is will he die from you" (2020-01-12 05:02:11).
- a Clown attacked Frosty, a(n) Snowman with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife , killing it! (2020-01-12 05:02:25).
- Cerce attacked a Clown with a Force Bolt spell , killing him! (2020-01-12 05:02:32).
- Cerce said, "No if anyone kills him it''s gonna be me" (2020-01-12 05:02:46).
- Cerce said, "Great gotta finish what he started" (2020-01-12 05:03:04).
- Khalef the Shepherd writhed in agony as the power of Cerce's black magic forced itself into his body. (2020-01-12 05:03:09).
- Cerce attacked Khalef the Shepherd with a Force Bolt spell , killing him! (2020-01-12 05:03:09).
- Cerce said, "Hmm I do not see snowman on the other side" (2020-01-12 05:04:45).
- Cerce said, "This is saddening" (2020-01-12 05:05:09).
- Phix said, "They showed up once the elemental was fairly damaged." (2020-01-12 05:05:28).
- Cerce looks at the lifeless snow with a hat on it drenched in blood (2020-01-12 05:05:35).
- Cerce said, "Gonna miss him really" (2020-01-12 05:06:02).
- Cerce said, "His secondary was also cold which was infuriating but I still loved him " (2020-01-12 05:06:42).
- Cerce said, "It''s ok tho snowman are immortal " (2020-01-12 05:07:35).
- Cerce said, "He''ll be back" (2020-01-12 05:07:42).
- Cerce seems honestly terrified at the thought (2020-01-12 05:08:03).
- Cerce area does seem to get colder after speaking those words (2020-01-12 05:08:27).
- Cerce said, "There gifts for survivinh" (2020-01-12 05:16:41).
- Phix said, "...thanks?" (2020-01-12 05:17:06).
- Phix seems vaguely bewildered, but grateful. (2020-01-12 05:17:23).
- a small cloaked girl absorbs the present into the darkness of her cloak (2020-01-12 05:18:31).
- Cerce said, "Make sure so do very goof this year and Santa may appear again" (2020-01-12 05:18:41).
- a small cloaked girl said, "santa doomer~!!" (2020-01-12 05:18:42).
- Cerce said, "Or be bery bad and get lot of coal for coal mining" (2020-01-12 05:19:17).
- Cerce said, "One of this day I will steal his slay and raindeer" (2020-01-12 05:19:52).
- An True shakes loose another cigarette. (2020-01-12 05:20:37).
- An True said, "Have ta say kiddos, the service ''ere is a mite slow. Ain''t died yet. Mind helpin yer Auntie An T get off the mountain the fast way?" (2020-01-12 05:21:15).
- Phix gave you a(n) Potion of Regeneration. (2020-01-12 05:21:19).
- Cerce said, "Sadly I am under strict regulations to not kill people that flash green in their name" (2020-01-12 05:22:21).
- Cerce said, "Also aped so can''t push off" (2020-01-12 05:22:41).
- Phix said, "Hm. Let''s see. Only 3 AP, but maybe..." (2020-01-12 05:23:29).
- Phix said, "Hold on, might be a bit of collateral here, give me a moment." (2020-01-12 05:23:46).
- Phix summoned a Bengal Tiger. (2020-01-12 05:23:51).
- Cerce said, "O my" (2020-01-12 05:24:02).
- Phix said, "Oh! Right target, first try! Good kitty." (2020-01-12 05:24:14).
- Cerce said, "Smart of you not to summon it while I had ap" (2020-01-12 05:24:19).
- Phix said, "I''ve learned, believe me." (2020-01-12 05:24:48).
- Cerce said, "That would of been a very fun time " (2020-01-12 05:25:02).
- Phix said, "Farewell, friend!" (2020-01-12 05:25:11).
- Cerce said, "By true" (2020-01-12 05:25:20).
- Bengal Tiger, belonging to Phix, attacked An True, killing them! (2020-01-12 05:25:21).
- Cerce said, "There he goes" (2020-01-12 05:25:46).
- Phix said, "Guess I''ll be off now." (2020-01-12 05:27:28).
- Cerce said, "Ye better before the tic or I might try to continue my murders " (2020-01-12 05:28:09).
- Phix said, "No murdering the rest of the nice elemental hunters, Cerce." (2020-01-12 05:28:12).
- Cerce looks at the tiger with hunger "yes" (2020-01-12 05:28:36).
- Phix hisses protectively, then blinks away. (2020-01-12 05:29:09).
- Cerce said, "Ah the smart one" (2020-01-12 05:29:37).
- Cerce said, "Get away before I have the ap" (2020-01-12 05:29:51).
- Cerce said, "Or got away at least" (2020-01-12 05:30:58).
- Cerce said, "Now it doesn''t seem like I can liberate any of you....hmm" (2020-01-12 05:31:37).
- Cerce looks longingly at the spot the tiger got away (2020-01-12 05:33:32).
- a small cloaked girl pats santa-doomette (2020-01-12 05:38:52).

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