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PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A recent survey of citizens of Laurentia found that despite his recent tendencies toward deep secrecy and avoidance of the public eye, a large majority of Laurentians approve of City Administrator Albert Kojima as his administration of the city enters its sixth year. Since Laurentia declared its status as a free and independent city four years ago, the city has enjoyed a unique prosperity and peace despite the increasing economic turmoil and international conflicts that have swept the globe.

Approximately 76% of respondents polled by the Laurentia Sun said that they were pleased with Kojima as City Administrator, with many of those (approximately 54%) saying that they had greater faith in the City Administration than in both houses of Parliament. Several respondents even argued that the City Administration should have complete control of the city rather than sharing responsibilities with Parliament.

A decrease in crime in all city districts was cited as a major contributing factor in the success of Kojima as City Administrator. Additionally, many respondents expressed pride in how the city managed to successfully navigate the tricky waters of independence without suffering a major economic downturn. Many analysts predicted the city would initially suffer difficult times once it began to chart its own path, and many Laurentians now say that it was the leadership of Albert Kojima that proved these analysts wrong.

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Last night, LCPD officers were called to The Smelly Cat bar in the famous FoCo neighbourhood of east-central Laurentia after a brawl involving two dozen or so patrons broke out and spilled onto the streets outside shortly after 1 AM. Witnesses say that the brawl broke out as a result of an argument over a poetry reading in Juliettes Bakery earlier in the evening. Two patrons were arguing over a historical metaphor used in a poem when friends of each became involved, and the dispute quickly escalated.

An employee of The Smelly Cat, who declined to give her name, said that they were fortunate that the fight spilled out onto the streets so quickly - as a result, damage to the bar itself was limited to a few broken glasses and a damaged table where the two arguing patrons were sitting. The employee said that both of the involved parties, along with most of the brawlers, were heavily intoxicated.

LCPD officials say nearly all of the participants in the brawl, including the two unidentified men whose argument sparked the ensuing brawl, were detained. A few spent the rest of the night in the Wolverton Police Department jail. A few brawlers attempted to escape and hide in the dark Evening Muse nightclub, but bouncers there tossed them onto the street when they tried to enter. The Four Corners neighbourhood is primarily located in the district of Wolverton, though its buildings straddle the area where Wolverton, Silver City, Sunrise and Sunset meet.

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City Administration officials closed the luxurious Arcadia Flats apartment complex in the district of Sunset yesterday afternoon, having evicted or arrested all of its remaining residents. City Administration spokesman Aldric Langlais said in a statement that Arcadia Flats had been under investigation for months and that LCPD had produced evidence of the building being used as a base for criminal enterprises in the city, and that no one who still lived in the complex was "completely clean," though he added that only a small percentage of its residents had actually been arrested.

The Laurentian Observer posted on its blog this morning that an anonymous witness had seen a search warrant delivered to one of the units in the Arcadia Flats complex, and that it had accused the residents of the unit in question of simply "harbouring an unregistered organization." More importantly, the witness stated, the notice bore the name and signature of City Administrator Albert Kojima, who has not been seen in public for several months now.

The closure of the Arcadia Flats complex is perhaps the strongest public action yet taken under the authority of the Citizen Safety and Protection Act, which was passed by both houses of Parliament last summer and signed into law immediately. Critics of the law have stated that it effectively gives the City Administration unlimited power without any checks on its authority. Supporters have said that such strong measures are necessary to ensure Laurentian stability as turmoil and unrest spreads across the globe. An LCPD spokesman was unwilling to comment on this story when contacted, only saying that "sensitive legal matters are an issue for the authorities to resolve privately."

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laurentia Uplift announced today that they would be opening a new research and development office in Silver City next year, following completion of the new office building that will stand to the southwest of the famed Olympic Tower. Laurentia Uplift, a relatively young company founded by famed billionaire and Sunset resident Raymond Cotterill, aims to link Laurentia to the increasingly lucrative space launch industry by constructing a small launch facility in the relatively unpopulated forests north of the Windfall Ridge and then pursuing more ambitious goals.

Cotterill, who also serves as CEO of Laurentia Uplift, has not shied away from making ambitious plans, often criticized as fantasy. He said in an interview with the Laurentia Sun last year that the Windfall Ridge launch facility would be the first step toward making Laurentia into an important transportation hub as nations increasingly seek to establish orbital presence, often in the form of unmanned satellites as well as luxurious orbital habitats. Cotterill has set a goal of constructing a tremendous space elevator off the coast of Laurentia within 40 years, something he believes will transform the identity of the city forever.

Laurentia Uplift has already provided technology for satellites and spacecraft launched by other countries through lucrative international contracts, often providing some of the cheapest routes to sending supplies and people into orbit. Cotterill, a well-known artist before becoming an entrepreneur, is famous for his detailed renderings of Laurentia as he expects it will appear in a century, often portraying futuristic buildings that dwarf even the Olympic Tower.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In response to the treaty violation by aircraft belonging to the Hamartican military ā€“ the third such incident in as many months - both houses of Parliament voted to expel Commonwealth diplomats from Laurentia and close the Hamartican Embassy in Laurentia. Sidney International Airport, closed since the Commonwealth joined the globe-spanning conflict, will receive a charter plane this afternoon to take diplomats and other embassy personnel out of the country. The Ministry of National Defence said that the Civil Guard would ensure the passengers arrive at the airport and depart aboard the plane in an orderly fashion.

Premier Rosetta Baldini issued a strong statement today, saying that this was part of a larger pattern of "disrespect on the part of the Hamartican Commonwealth" that went back to the pre-independence years. Baldini accused the Commonwealth of "wicked insincerity" in signing the treaty of neutrality upon the outbreak of hostilities. In her years of public service, the Premier has never shied away from criticizing the Commonwealth and its government. As Speaker of the Laurentian House of Assembly, Baldini was one of the most ardent and outspoken activists in favour of Laurentian independence from the Hamartican Commonwealth seven years ago.

For their part, the Hamartican government has responded to the closure of their embassy by accusing the government of "acting hastily" and jumping to conclusions. The Hamartican Ambassador to Laurentia said, in a short statement, that he was disappointed that he would not be able to continue his work to protect the bonds between Laurentia and its former mother country. He said he did hope, however, that upon the end of the war, normal relations between Laurentia and the Commonwealth would be restored.

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The hottest summer in decades has not been a blow to business at the Inner Harbor Fishing Shop on the southern shore of Windfall Ridge. Jim Whittaker, owner of Inner Harbor Fishing, says that business as usual has mostly carried on, and that he has actually seen an uptick in visitors from warmer parts of the globe. "Ever since the airport was built, not long after I opened this place up, tourists from all over the globe have come by here to go fishing. The Ridge is a great place for it. A lot of our customers lately have been from warmer countries, so the heat is no problem for them. There are more of them than ever."

Whittaker is especially proud that Inner Harbor Fishing has been able to compete with the increasingly popular mountain hiking trails of Mt. Archimedes, Mt. Antharia, Mt. Olympus and Mt. Altrea. "Some people come down here, rent equipment, go fishing in the Inner Harbor or take a boat out to the ocean, then come back and go up the mountains to enjoy the views. Windfall Ridge has great variety, for sure. Diverse scenery and diverse people, from all over!"

Experts from Cimmerian University have said that the unseasonably hot summer is most likely just a blip, and that normal climate patterns should be expected next year, but they have cautioned people to be wary of the effects of extreme heat. No deaths or serious illnesses have been reported as yet this summer, according to the Health Department of Laurentia. Whittaker noted before a flurry of customers ended our interview that the hiking trails of Windfall Ridge have been fairly empty this season.

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The Davidson Memorial Hospital, long the primary center of mental health services in eastern Laurentia, has officially closed for renovations until an anticipated reopening date in spring of 2025. Davidson Memorial staff and City Administration officials shuttered the facility in a ceremony today that acknowledged its historical role while unveiling architectural renderings of the 1982 facility as it will appear when it opens its doors next year.

The closure has not been without controversy since it was first announced in early 2023. While the medical community has praised the new role of Davidson Memorial as a global center of augmentation-based medicine, some community groups, most notably the Sunrise Movement for Progress, have raised concerns that the suspension of mental health services will create gaps in basic medical care for needy citizens in Sunrise and elsewhere.

The Office of City Administration has unveiled ambitious plans to offer community-based resources to replace the services once offered at Davidson Memorial as part of the planned Sunrise Revitalization Project (SRP). City Administration spokesman Aldric Langlais issued a statement today declaring that ā€œLaurentia will follow through on its promises to expand services in the communityā€ upon the closure of the hospital.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raymond Cotterill, CEO of Laurentia Uplift, has taken to social media today to post profanity-laden rants about being reportedly evicted from his luxurious condominium on the 78th floor of the Olympic Tower over the weekend. In his postings, Cotterill claims that City Administration forced him to vacate his unit without any legal basis, violating the terms of his lease. Attempts to reach him were not successful, but one of his postings suggested that he would file suit against the Office of City Administration.

Although neither the account provided by Cotterill nor his eviction could be confirmed at this time, there have been numerous reports over the last year of all remaining Olympic Tower residential units being vacated by its tenants, who have typically moved to the adjacent condominium tower The Vue. Almost all of the former Olympic Tower residents interviewed over the past year have said that they were moving for economic reasons and because The Vue, built in 2024, offered more modern amenities than the Olympic Tower, constructed in 2006. It is thought that the remaining tenants of the Olympic Tower are employees of the Office of City Administration, including City Administrator Albert Kojima, who lives in a penthouse on the top floor of the skyscraper.

The Olympic Tower has been praised as a prototypical example of a "mall tower" - a towering skyscraper that contains all amenities for life, work and pleasure. The city recently scrubbed plans to build another such tower in northern Wolverton, saying that the economic consequences of the ongoing global turmoil did not justify such an undertaking. Several other world cities have built mall towers based on the Olympic Tower in the last decade, with environmentalists lauding the Olympic Tower especially as a beacon of low footprint, sustainable living.

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Today the Laurentia City Council announced that Albert Kojima, 48, will be the next City Administrator, succeeding Jonathan Moreau, who is retiring due to ill health. A well-known technocrat, the appointment of Kojima came as something of a surprise to most city experts who expected an older, more experienced candidate would be appointed to the office. In a statement released to the press, Kojima stated his gratitude for the faith placed in him by the Council, and pledged to ensure continued prosperity for all Laurentians. Outgoing City Administrator Moreau expressed his best wishes for his successor in a short statement from the Olympic Tower.

Kojima has a long record of service to the city, beginning when he was only 29. At the age of 32, he became the first Director of Public Safety at the then-new Sidney International Airport. Kojima served as Director of Public Safety for the city at large for seven years before being appointed City Administrator. He was praised three years ago for successfully implementing a new citywide disaster response system, one that experts say saved countless lives in the devastating earthquake that shook Laurentia last year.

Kojima, a notoriously private person, attended Cimmerian University for six years, receiving a B.A. in History and an M.A. in Crisis, Disaster and Risk Management. Before entering public service, he worked at the Cimmerian History Museum. He has been married since he was a Cimmerian University student, but presently has no children. A native of Wolverton, Kojima traces his ancestry to immigrants to Laurentia at the turn of the 20th century. He is known to be multilingual and of his hobbies, the only one known is that he enjoys playing tennis.

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The Davidson Memorial Hospital, long the primary center of mental health services in eastern Laurentia, has officially closed for renovations until an anticipated reopening date in spring of 2025. Davidson Memorial staff and City Administration officials shuttered the facility in a ceremony today that acknowledged its historical role while unveiling architectural renderings of the 1982 facility as it will appear when it opens its doors next year.

The closure has not been without controversy since it was first announced in early 2023. While the medical community has praised the new role of Davidson Memorial as a global center of augmentation-based medicine, some community groups, most notably the Sunrise Movement for Progress, have raised concerns that the suspension of mental health services will create gaps in basic medical care for needy citizens in Sunrise and elsewhere.

The Office of City Administration has unveiled ambitious plans to offer community-based resources to replace the services once offered at Davidson Memorial as part of the planned Sunrise Revitalization Project (SRP). City Administration spokesman Aldric Langlais issued a statement today declaring that ā€œLaurentia will follow through on its promises to expand services in the communityā€ upon the closure of the hospital.

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Last night, LCPD officers were called to The Smelly Cat bar in the famous FoCo neighbourhood of east-central Laurentia after a brawl involving two dozen or so patrons broke out and spilled onto the streets outside shortly after 1 AM. Witnesses say that the brawl broke out as a result of an argument over a poetry reading in Juliettes Bakery earlier in the evening. Two patrons were arguing over a historical metaphor used in a poem when friends of each became involved, and the dispute quickly escalated.

An employee of The Smelly Cat, who declined to give her name, said that they were fortunate that the fight spilled out onto the streets so quickly - as a result, damage to the bar itself was limited to a few broken glasses and a damaged table where the two arguing patrons were sitting. The employee said that both of the involved parties, along with most of the brawlers, were heavily intoxicated.

LCPD officials say nearly all of the participants in the brawl, including the two unidentified men whose argument sparked the ensuing brawl, were detained. A few spent the rest of the night in the Wolverton Police Department jail. A few brawlers attempted to escape and hide in the dark Evening Muse nightclub, but bouncers there tossed them onto the street when they tried to enter. The Four Corners neighbourhood is primarily located in the district of Wolverton, though its buildings straddle the area where Wolverton, Silver City, Sunrise and Sunset meet.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A recent survey of citizens of Laurentia found that despite his recent tendencies toward deep secrecy and avoidance of the public eye, a large majority of Laurentians approve of City Administrator Albert Kojima as his administration of the city enters its sixth year. Since Laurentia declared its status as a free and independent city four years ago, the city has enjoyed a unique prosperity and peace despite the increasing economic turmoil and international conflicts that have swept the globe.

Approximately 76% of respondents polled by the Laurentia Sun said that they were pleased with Kojima as City Administrator, with many of those (approximately 54%) saying that they had greater faith in the City Administration than in both houses of Parliament. Several respondents even argued that the City Administration should have complete control of the city rather than sharing responsibilities with Parliament.

A decrease in crime in all city districts was cited as a major contributing factor in the success of Kojima as City Administrator. Additionally, many respondents expressed pride in how the city managed to successfully navigate the tricky waters of independence without suffering a major economic downturn. Many analysts predicted the city would initially suffer difficult times once it began to chart its own path, and many Laurentians now say that it was the leadership of Albert Kojima that proved these analysts wrong.

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Today plans were announced to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the establishment of Cimmerian University. The famed university, established on land owned by the family of early Laurentian settler Lucien Moreau, has enjoyed great success in recent decades, quickly becoming one of the most prestigious research institutions in the world. Cimmerian University Chancellor E.K. Smith said that the university planned a celebration of "a long history of ingenuity, hard work and cooperation" that made the establishment of the university possible.

Chancellor Smith also announced that a monument to famed history professor Erica Tatham would be unveiled in Quadrant Park next year as part of the anniversary celebrations, and that the park would be rechristened as Tatham Park to celebrate her accomplishments. Erica Tatham, daughter of Laurentia Capitol architect Elisabeth Tatham, was the longest-serving professor in Cimmerian University history, as well as being one of its original professors at its establishment.

It is thought that these celebrations are being planned far in advance to avoid conflicting with preparations for the bicentennial of Laurentia itself in 14 years, much of which will focus on the oldest surviving building in the city, the farmhouse built in southern Cimmeria by Lucien Moreau. University officials have stated that they will ensure celebrations of Cimmerian University do not overlap with the greater bicentennial celebrations almost a decade later. A redesign of the University logo will be unveiled next year.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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9.) a gelatinous cube 1,447
10.) Deathpoint 1,406

Top Gourmands (Breath)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,300
2.) Black Saphire 1,614
3.) Patchy the Pirate 1,297
4.) Flowey 1,175
5.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,139
6.) Ricky Spanish 1,122
7.) AmIaGhost 1,122
8.) A Little Baby Dragon 1,088
9.) Seldara 1,084
10.) PresidentDonaldTrump 1,079

Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 3,102
2.) Rick C-137 1,521
3.) FrederickChristTrump 1,127
4.) Tom Green 1,107
5.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,087
6.) A Little Baby Dragon 1,086
7.) an inconspicuous bystander 1,084
8.) MelaniaTrump 1,066
9.) Rust Belt Bill 1,065
10.) :Ghost: 1,060

Top Alcoholics (Career)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Grugg 4,497
2.) Patchy the Pirate 3,102
3.) tastyintestines 2,927
4.) Yaz Shamriz 2,052
5.) Vile Brimstone 2,042
6.) Overseer 1,681
7.) Sac II 1,671
8.) Gromit 1,642
9.) Rust Belt Bill 1,586
10.) Rick C-137 1,521

Top Pet Killers (Breath)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Monday Before 2,685
2.) Nightwielder 1,378
3.) Mango 1,306
4.) Isabel Hasheen 1,212
5.) Išunn 1,150
6.) Cherry 2000 1,117
7.) Katerina Hasheen 1,051
8.) a wandering kitsune 1,048
9.) Glaceon 1,044
10.) Zywie 1,035

Top Pill Takers (Career)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Sneaky 3,000
2.) convider 2,237
3.) The Flash 1,754
4.) IvankaTrump 1,649
5.) BarronTrump 1,593
6.) Manrias le Normro 1,567
7.) Arnold 1,512
8.) Sylveon 1,480
9.) a wandering kitsune 1,459
10.) Vriska Serket 1,451

Top Target Shooters (Breath)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) Mrs Robinson 1,120
2.) AmIaGhost 1,029
3.) Rylai 1,023
4.) IvankaTrump 1,022
5.) 1-800 SPELLGEMS 1,020
6.) Wizard Of Da Hood 1,015
7.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,010
8.) Shadowbane 1,009
9.) invisime 1,008
10.) The Cursed Book Nwa L Wha 1,007

Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) Mika 1,549
4.) Pzkpfw. VIB Tiger II 1,534
5.) the return 1,523
6.) The Green Arrow 1,464
7.) Peregrine Moore 1,251
8.) Good Guy Badziew 1,247
9.) Swift the Rabbit 1,219
10.) Pufta 1,214

Top Killers (Breath)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 4,681
2.) Rothery 3,265
3.) Baalberith 2,587
4.) Sartan 2,550
5.) Malhavok 2,502
6.) Immanent_Eschaton 1,760
7.) EricTrump 1,461
8.) 1Eye1HornFlyingPurplePeopleEater 1,252
9.) Pikanchion 1,218
10.) Catvom 1,173

Top Killers (Career)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 10,149
2.) Rothery 6,109
3.) Two-Socks 4,256
4.) Baalberith 4,126
5.) Vile Brimstone 4,105
6.) Eliise 3,537
7.) Quarrel 3,013
8.) Kiano 2,689
9.) Sartan 2,582
10.) Helen Keller 2,576

Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
2.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 74,210
3.) Big Boy Bob 67,311
4.) Janni 64,358
5.) R5-D4 60,363
6.) Serena Hasheen 54,328
7.) MzKoRE 48,987
8.) Doc Heywood 47,962
9.) Brother Yngvi 44,810
10.) Zywie 41,554

Top Electricians (Breath)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Volstok 1,717
2.) Wowbagger 1,207
3.) Bob Ross 1,125
4.) Vylekh 1,085
5.) a wandering kitsune 1,084
6.) Indistinct Gibberish 1,067
7.) Grigori Rasputin 1,060
8.) tastyintestines 1,025
9.) Samizdat 1,025
10.) EricTrump 1,016

Top Electricians (Career)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Jųstein Bever 3,633
2.) Gromit 2,204
3.) Guttersnipe 1,969
4.) Rothery 1,935
5.) Assistant Professor Chaos 1,805
6.) Volstok 1,717
7.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,697
8.) Yeldarb 1,683
9.) a tree octopus 1,682
10.) Janni 1,678

Top Degenerates (Breath)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Raziel 1,888
2.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
3.) a crossdressing cannibal 1,327
4.) Emma Burke 1,168
5.) Drell 1,150
6.) Volstok 1,081
7.) BarronTrump 1,079
8.) a wandering kitsune 1,070
9.) EricTrump 1,055
10.) MelaniaTrump 1,050

Top Repairmen (Career)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) a black-footed ferret 8,316
2.) The Collector 4,598
3.) a tiny grasshopper 2,753
4.) An Animated Factory 2,685
5.) Jabril 2,586
6.) buzz deathwish 2,574
7.) GreatCatatonic 2,555
8.) Atka isnt here right now 2,132
9.) Mosqu 2,077
10.) Father Christmas 2,024

Top Damage Dealers (Breath)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Mackey 375,158
2.) Rothery 258,782
3.) Monday Before 224,321
4.) Baalberith 204,891
5.) Sartan 204,751
6.) Malhavok 202,627
7.) Mick Connors 185,801
8.) Devlin Bower 180,738
9.) Immanent_Eschaton 176,862
10.) Pharaoh 171,390

Top Damage Dealers (Career)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Mackey 774,862
2.) Rothery 447,405
3.) Baalberith 370,454
4.) Vile Brimstone 293,842
5.) Two-Socks 288,064
6.) Monday Before 269,539
7.) Catvom 256,699
8.) Zarįdiėl 254,804
9.) Kiano 251,291
10.) Eliise 225,459

Top Angel Killers (Breath)
Character
Angels Killed
1.) Mackey 666
2.) Catvom 463
3.) Quarrel 434
4.) Rothery 383
5.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 315
6.) Baalberith 298
7.) Sartan 262
8.) Malhavok 261
9.) Baator 254
10.) Immanent_Eschaton 239

Top Angel Killers (Career)
Character
Angels Killed
1.) Quarrel 2,328
2.) Mackey 1,440
3.) Vile Brimstone 1,438
4.) A shadow 1,063
5.) Tufty, the psychotic squirrel 816
6.) Kiano 759
7.) Rothery 747
8.) Catvom 656
9.) Eliise 616
10.) Helen Keller 589

Most Killed Characters (Breath)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Elska Skapraun 4,417
2.) a bag of XP 2,025
3.) An True 1,725
4.) Grigori Rasputin 1,653
5.) Devlin Bower 1,179
6.) Ricky Spanish 1,128
7.) Aaaargh 1,084
8.) a young Adolf Hitler 1,056
9.) IvanaTrump 1,054
10.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,046

Top Lockpickers (Breath)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 1,115
2.) Bob Ross 1,009
3.) Mika 1,006
4.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 1,004
5.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,004
6.) a wandering kitsune 1,004
7.) Alwareus 1,003
8.) Ebola-chan 1,003
9.) Glaceon 1,002
10.) invisime 1,001
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I made this list 3 times. Smile

Top Gourmands (Career)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,315
2.) Gromit 2,096
3.) Black Saphire 1,673
4.) The King In Yellow 1,569
5.) Chompy 1,471
6.) Bleu Saphire 1,424
7.) Meatbag the Mime 1,421
8.) Seldara 1,414
9.) Nightfire 1,362
10.) Carilgar 1,349
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