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Amusing Things Seen In Game 5: The Thrilling Sequel
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Carilgar
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Liberia Crystal waves her claws. (2019-03-08 16:26:53).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Is it time for a shootout? I like those!" (2019-03-08 16:27:15).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Oh but you''re already hurt. Let me fix you back up with my magical gun of friendship and its magical healing bullets!" (2019-03-08 16:27:38).
- Liberia Crystal said, "I bought it from this guy who swore he was cutting his own throat, that''s how I know it''s legit!" (2019-03-08 16:28:05).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Bang bang! You''re dead!" (2019-03-08 16:29:04).

- With a sickening tearing of flesh, a Writhing Tentacle bursts from the dead body of Assistant Professor Chaos. (2019-03-08 16:29:08).
- Liberia Crystal attacked Assistant Professor Chaos with a Rifle , killing him! (2019-03-08 16:29:08).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 9 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:10).
- Liberia Crystal attacked Writhing Tentacle with a Rifle , killing it! (2019-03-08 16:29:13).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 9 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:18).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 7 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:29).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Pistol and missed! (2019-03-08 16:29:31).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 7 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:33).
- (2 times) Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 8 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-08 16:29:39).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Pew pew and also you!" (2019-03-08 16:29:48).
- Liberia Crystal attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 8 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-03-08 16:29:50).
- You feel the effects of Drunk fade. (2019-03-08 16:29:50).

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wiggles wrote:
- You step inside The Winchester. (2019-04-07 21:27:15).
- You say, "I made it home finally!" (2019-04-07 21:27:52).
- You emote, " searches for something to drink to quell the haze of dying 3 more times on the way home. "Does anyone have a lemon I could drink?? It might help??"" (2019-04-07 21:29:50).
- Trendigo said, "I don't have a lemon, I'm sorry. Maybe Annie might have one behind the bar..." (2019-04-07 21:42:33).
- Trendigo gave you a Small Green Gem. (2019-04-07 21:43:00).
- Annie Baker holds up a yellow easter egg. "Lemon? Little yellow shelled fruit? This looks about right." (2019-04-07 21:44:31).
- Annie Baker gave you a Yellow Easter Egg. (2019-04-07 21:44:41).
- Annie Baker gave you a Bottle of Whiskey. (2019-04-07 21:44:49).
- You say, "Thanks!" (2019-04-07 22:30:43).
- You are now drunk. While drunk, you will receive a +1 damage bonus to melee and hand-to-hand attacks, but a -5% penalty to hit on all attacks. (2019-04-07 22:30:49).
- You drink the booze. (2019-04-07 22:30:49).
- You emote, " takes a bite of the shelled fruit." (2019-04-07 22:31:06).
- You feel the effects of Drunk fade. (2019-04-07 22:31:10).
- (2 times) You eat the Easter Egg. It is delicious! Suddenly you feel a wash of magic come over you, as though a million tiny needles were trying to burst out from the inside. You take 169 points of damage! You feel the outward force ripping your body apart! This was enough to kill you! (2019-04-07 22:31:10).

And that's the story of the time Wiggles learned not to eat the Bunny's eggs in the Bunny's month.....
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Upon waking up from his alcoholic coma, Carilgar found this:


Quote:
- mister llywelyn whispered to you, saying "hey there sir" (2019-04-13 01:55:05).
- mister llywelyn said, "ahem, greetings good sir, i come around as a food salesman round here" (2019-04-13 01:55:59).
- mister llywelyn said, "i see u look quite hungry, yea? well have i got the thing for you" (2019-04-13 01:56:20).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Can of Black Beans. (2019-04-13 01:56:27).
- mister llywelyn said, "a pristine can of tasty black beans just for you sir" (2019-04-13 01:56:39).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Can of Chili con Carne. (2019-04-13 01:56:46).
- mister llywelyn said, "some chili con carne, ooh, that really heats up your mouth!" (2019-04-13 01:57:05).
- mister llywelyn said, "now, i have got some stuff that others call "alcoholic bevarages"... but i call them a good time" (2019-04-13 01:58:00).
- mister llywelyn said, "i implore you to sample my fine collection of drinks good sir" (2019-04-13 01:58:20).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Bottle of Beer. (2019-04-13 01:58:25).
- mister llywelyn said, "the finest beer in all of laurantia" (2019-04-13 01:58:34).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Bottle of Beer. (2019-04-13 01:58:38).
- mister llywelyn said, "i''ll drink u under the table any time" (2019-04-13 01:58:52).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Bottle of Vodka. (2019-04-13 01:59:03).
- mister llywelyn said, "aha, here''s something i almost forgot all about; vodka!" (2019-04-13 01:59:20).
- mister llywelyn said, "if you have no taste for vodka, then i do not care, but this thing is really gonna surprise u" (2019-04-13 02:00:09).

- Suddenly, the lights drop off. The power has been cut! (2019-04-13 02:00:19).
- mister llywelyn said, "there, i''ve turned off the light so ppl cant see us from outside.... it''s dark outside u know" (2019-04-13 02:00:41).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Bottle of Rum. (2019-04-13 02:00:50).
- mister llywelyn said, "here''s some goode ole rum for ya mate, take it any time you like" (2019-04-13 02:01:12).
- mister llywelyn said, "somethin i always wonder about nexus clash is why u cant just flip the light switch, but instead u have to snip the generator to turn it off..." (2019-04-13 02:01:51).
- mister llywelyn said, "oh yes, i almost forgot, i am the paperboy of laurentia, so here, have a newspaper" (2019-04-13 02:02:26).
- mister llywelyn throws a newspaper at you (2019-04-13 02:02:36).
- mister llywelyn gave you a(n) Newspaper. (2019-04-13 02:02:41).
- mister llywelyn said, "there, go read about some lover wife''s scandal or somethin, i havent got two shits to give about whats in the papers these days" (2019-04-13 02:03:09).
- mister llywelyn said, "so, mr. Carilgar, was it, I wonder if you have enough sense to hide before logging off?" (2019-04-13 02:04:14).
- mister llywelyn said, "cause u were just standing here blankfaced, staring at the taco menu" (2019-04-13 02:04:48).
- mister llywelyn said, "say, i tell u what, if you ever find me, i give you express permission to attack me, because a lil guy like u needs the expereience" (2019-04-13 02:06:05).
- mister llywelyn said, "and i wont even fight back!" (2019-04-13 02:06:15).
- mister llywelyn said, "i''m afraid our time here has come to an end, but before i leave, i wanna give u a pat on the back" (2019-04-13 02:06:51)

- mister llywelyn attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2019-04-13 02:06:56).
- mister llywelyn said, "yo wtf man i was just gonna pat u on the back" (2019-04-13 02:07:09).
- mister llywelyn attacked you with a Fist and hit for 7 points of impact damage. This was a critical hit! (2019-04-13 02:07:10).
- mister llywelyn said, "there, now that''s a good, hard pat on the back. remember kid, nexus clash is all about attacking ppl who are afk" (2019-04-13 02:07:43).
- mister llywelyn said, "i bid you good night, sir, and if we ever meet again, i hope we can gather for a nice drinking session" (2019-04-13 02:08:48).
- mister llywelyn said, "because i still have some "alcoholic beverages" stored with me Wink" (2019-04-13 02:09:13).

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