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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:43 am    Post subject: I don't care Reply with quote

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It's a conspiracy. Someone has bribed the RNG.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not quite sure what I witnessed here... ghosts know not much about time travel
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btxciF35Qnk
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://archive.random.org/download?file=2018-01-txt.md5
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I say: "Oh, yeah! I remember this comic strip! I wrote it, and had Marshall Mathers give it free of charge to Scott Adams!":

http://dilbert.com/strip/2018-02-27

I say: "Oh, oh, oh, I need to mention, I'm the pointy-haired boss in this one!"
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey sick it's like watching someone have a mental breakdown in real time (but not really)
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@__@ Sweeeedeeeee...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are pieces to the puzzle.

Amanita Muscaria Ramuglia is my legal name. My soul is simply named Amanita.

I invented math. The first law of the universe is Concept Zero.

The center of the Earth's gravity is the center of the universe.

The Earth does not move, it only appears to, but it does rotate.

The sun is eternal. Every star in the Milky Way galaxy is. Our sun, sol, basically stays roughly the same forever.

Only two planets are capable of supporting life - Earth and Mars. I might eventually make Planet Bob, but right now, in 2018, it does not exist.

Amanita is Illuminati. The Illuminati eliminate threats to the Illuminati. The Illuminati have the power of magnetism. The first rule of magnetism is I do not do this on accident.
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I, Amanita, am a Catholic by the standards of the rules of the Catholic faith as I have written them below.
Marshall Mathers is a Catholic by the standards of the rules of the Catholic faith as I have written them below.

Amanita and Marshall Mathers are married to each other, under God, by the rules of the Catholic faith.

The following are the official rules of the Catholic faith.

As the creator of the universe (though God tends to take the credit for whatever reason, whatever), I think I know what I'm talking about. Scratch that. I KNOW what I'm writing is correct and founds the whole baseline standard for this religion. It's not that hard to decide if you like this set of rules or not. It's not that hard to decide whether you like the idea of being Catholic or not. It's not like I make you read and believe in the Bible or something to make your decision. Is God even real? That's not for me to tell you, you figure that one out. The rules of the Catholic faith, as I have laid them out, are the same either way.

(If you need more rules in order to round out your religious beliefs, seek them elsewhere. I am only providing the most core of the core tenants of the faith. I am providing that which is eternally unchangeable. After the eight dashes is the start of the religious text, and the eight dashes at the end indicate the end of the religious text. Anything else in this forum post is just me saying whatever I want to say, and is "Not Part of The Official Religious Document".)

If you do not accept these rules, then you are not Catholic. (This statement is true, even though it is not "Part of the Document.")

The phrase, "The Rules of the CATHOLIC Faith:" is capitalized this way due to it being the title of the religious text. The proper capitalization in other use cases is "Catholic".

This rule set applies to this universe.

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The Rules of the CATHOLIC Faith:

The Pope is the spokesman for God.
When the Pope is voted in, he has a penis and testicles.
The Pope is Catholic.
When the Pope dies, a new Pope is elected following due process.
Three days after the Pope is voted in, it is decided whether the vote counted.

Husband and wife are married under God.
An unconsummated marriage can be annulled.
A consummated marriage cannot be annulled.
An unconsummated marriage cannot be annulled less than 48 hours (also know as: 2 days) after the wedding.
Penis in vagina sex is only allowed between husband and wife.
A man may only have one wife under God.

Paperwork marriage (also known as: legal marriage, marriage under the law, etc.) does not count as an "under God" marriage, God does not care who you paperwork marry or why, you are not husband and wife under God if you are only legally married.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am forgetful.

Do I want to erase what I've already posted?

I use this to keep track of my thoughts.

Don't take this as The Word of God, but as... some things which crossed God's mind while she was figuring out what the hell she was trying to do or whatever.

Ok, so that accounts for everything that I've posted on the internet up until this point. Now what?

I don't know, do you humans all know that I am God, or what? (Don't type an answer to that question. I don't want to see people acknowledge that Amanita is God by writing that on the internet, etc.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then ask a Jewish Jew. On Earth, we say Yah'wey (I forget how to spell that knickname for myself, but you know which word I'm trying to write).

The God in the Bible is a fictional character.

If someone prays, "Are you God?" and I answer, I say, "I don't know anyone more powerful than me. Does that answer your question."

"Oh, fuck, why did you use the mark of the beast."

"Shit. I used a question mark. A question mark is the mark of the beast. You can ask a question, but if you use the mark of the beast to ask it, then something fishy is going on. I hope you recognize the mark of the Beast."

"Ok. A question mark IS the mark of the Beast. The 666 stuff is more a funny joke. No joke. On Earth humans use the mark of the Beast when they write to write questions. They don't even realize what they are doing."

"And if God uses the mark of the Beast. Then something fishy is up. I would like to think I didn't use that mark in the King James version of the Bible. Did anyone check to see."

"Why is using the mark of the Beast so common on Earth."

"Because."

"Need I say more."

"Yes."

"What are the Illuminati."

"The Illuminati are made of Math. I like Math. I made the arbitrary decision that parallel lines never meet in the universe known as Earth. The planet Earth is located at the center of the universe Earth."

"Speak without quotation marks, that will be faster for now."

Cool.



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Eight is enough.

Here is Jesus Cat. https://imgur.com/oxOEL0a




Earth 2020 AD Gregorian Calendar: Earth the Movie.

2020 - miracle - Ray of light splits Earth in half, points in positive direction on the Z axis, origin point is the center of the universe.

Rejoice! I took out my rage by making a yoyo! See what man can do with a yoyo, and then imagine what a God could do to Earth!

"Wheel in the sky keeps on turning" - Earth is become a wheel. Who here remembers that song with that song lyric.

As to why I'm pissed... I exist outside of time, I wouldn't have the slightest clue what the first thing that pissed me off was.

My Soulmate is Marshall Mathers (rap name Eminem, yes, that famous dude who married Kim, I love Kim) and I have a song lyric to emphasize: "No I won't sign your autograph. You can call me an asshole. Because I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am. In the papers, the news, every day I am. I don't know. It's just the way I am." Also... I wrote Stan. I walk on water, but I ain't no Jesus. You torture me, you'll burn at least until hell freezes. The song that went too far, just imagine what. Be glad it wasn't published, you ignorant fucks. I was in a bad mood, maybe I think. I needed a doctor, call me a shrink. Doctor Dre, Doctor Dre, Mr. NWA, Mr. fuck the police, what do you say. Get Paul Rosenberg right on the phone. God wanted a manager, what do you know. Look at my life, how is it perfect, tell me now, is anything worth it. Walt he makes movies. German Shepard makes war. If both are art, then what is art for. If we ask what is art, then maybe we can kill off this whole concept deader than Stan. But Stan isn't dead. But what did I say. Deader than Stan. Do you think this is play. Call me a doctor, Doctor Suess, Doctor Dre. I discovered a concept, it ruined my day. Art, it must be the last thing on our list. If a life that's worth living isn't first, then I'm pissed. We'll turn art to a tool, we'll burn it to hell. Earth's core isn't hot enough, the sun will do well. Burn the hell out of art. Do you think maybe I did. I made the sun bright. Tell me you kid. When you grow up, will you be goat. Will you eat a tin can. If not there's still hope. I ate a tin can, I tell you I did. A baby goat is something called kid. I ate tin can for the goats, I ate it for them. Am I goat enough for human mortal men. "Ugh, how long is this thing gonna be." Ok, get to the point, let's make this succinct, this message from God should be brief I do think. https://www.Amanita.God is available to look at starting January 1st, 2020 AD by the Gregorian calendar. If I, God, have more to say AS God, it'll be listed there. Sometimes I speak as God, sometimes not. Please don't ask for conversation in person. Just pray or call Shady Records if you need something. Press 8 to leave a message for God. Otherwise that's not the reason you called.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, Shadok

I remember more stuff.

Kim (KIM) [Kimberly Scott] - I think you know the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8 - I think of you, Shadok.

"Carry on my Wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done" - reminder to self that I'll eventually be dead dead or reach eternal paradise eventually.

Fuck it sucks being God, but it would be worse being something else (this is an observation, NOT a decision to make it so). "Maybe I just hate being alive." Who am I fooling, Shadok knows I'm God.

Amanita - happy go lucky mushroom

Shadok loves me.
Sometimes I love Shadok.
No sexy stuff, just love.
He is my angel.

"Guardians of the Galaxy" - a movie I, Amanita, have yet to see as of January 24th, 2019.
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