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Amusing Things Seen In Game 4: Out of Breath
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Wraith
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found in Valhalla -

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Someone has written Missing person: Short grumpy feller with a sour disposition. Answers to the name of 'Happy', in Braille, in chalk on a rock here.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mira has set up a small shelter and has been warding the nearby library. Abezethibou was inside the building when she set up the stronghold:
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- Your stronghold is under attack! (2012-10-07 05:49:54).
- Atrele destroyed a ward protecting this location! (2012-10-07 05:50:06).
- Your stronghold ward has been destroyed! (2012-10-07 05:50:06).
- Atrele said, "Hello. I just wanted to say hi. I actually have no idea why I busted down your ward, but it was there, so I figured I''d jsut say hello." (2012-10-07 05:51:20).
- Atrele said, "So... uh, hello." (2012-10-07 05:51:27).
- Atrele said, "It does seem kind of a waste though, to set this up, I mean, you lose so much guild standing..." (2012-10-07 05:52:01).
- Atrele shrugs. No idea. Anyways... since this is a shelter, and I have absolutely ZERO idea if they should be here..." (2012-10-07 05:52:35).
- Atrele attacked Abezethibou with an Haymaker , killing him! (2012-10-07 05:52:58).
- Atrele said, "So, uh, I''m going to wander off for now. Good luck out there." (2012-10-07 05:54:00).

Someone outside the stronghold, who used chalk, wrote:
Thank you Mira. You ever need someone punched just ask
Someone in the library, who used blood, wrote:
Would Mira really want evil people here? Everyone help Mira. PUNCH THE EVIL PEOPLE
Huh?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Catvom attacked you with a Kick and hit for 12 points of impact damage. This was enough to kill you! (2012-10-07 06:54:30).
- Catvom doesn''t wrestle I''m afraid. Its all too fake....Yeah he said it (2012-10-07 06:54:22).


Seen on dropkick, my pariah. How dare he insult lucha libre?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mallich wrote:
Mira has set up a small shelter and has been warding the nearby library. Abezethibou was inside the building when she set up the stronghold:
Quote:
- Your stronghold is under attack! (2012-10-07 05:49:54).
- Atrele destroyed a ward protecting this location! (2012-10-07 05:50:06).
- Your stronghold ward has been destroyed! (2012-10-07 05:50:06).
- Atrele said, "Hello. I just wanted to say hi. I actually have no idea why I busted down your ward, but it was there, so I figured I''d jsut say hello." (2012-10-07 05:51:20).
- Atrele said, "So... uh, hello." (2012-10-07 05:51:27).
- Atrele said, "It does seem kind of a waste though, to set this up, I mean, you lose so much guild standing..." (2012-10-07 05:52:01).
- Atrele shrugs. No idea. Anyways... since this is a shelter, and I have absolutely ZERO idea if they should be here..." (2012-10-07 05:52:35).
- Atrele attacked Abezethibou with an Haymaker , killing him! (2012-10-07 05:52:58).
- Atrele said, "So, uh, I''m going to wander off for now. Good luck out there." (2012-10-07 05:54:00).

Someone outside the stronghold, who used chalk, wrote:
Thank you Mira. You ever need someone punched just ask
Someone in the library, who used blood, wrote:
Would Mira really want evil people here? Everyone help Mira. PUNCH THE EVIL PEOPLE
Huh?


The writing wasn't my fault, but that was me punching down the ward. I was wondering who Mira was.

Was also thinking about making a guild of my own to cap, then I decided I was too lazy to do that.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

StarStorm wrote:
Was also thinking about making a guild of my own to cap, then I decided I was too lazy to do that.
If I recall correctly, you need to be in that faction for more than 24 hours in order to capture a flag.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, well, just as well then!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On Michael Bay:

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- Sicoh'varvi Lazokas whispered to you, saying "You know, I have a rule. I don't trouble Mortals. They're not worth the effort. " (2012-10-10 04:10:14).
- Sicoh'varvi Lazokas whispered to you, saying "For you, though, I make an exception." (2012-10-10 04:10:24).
- Sicoh'varvi Lazokas attacked you with an Agony Curse attack. He was successful and you are now suffering from the Agony Curse! You will take additional damage from the unholy pains wracking your body each time you are hurt while under the effects of this curse! (2012-10-10 04:10:28).
- (3 times) Sicoh'varvi Lazokas attacked you with a Pistol and missed! This attack was laced with virulent, burning poison! (2012-10-10 04:10:45).
- Sicoh'varvi Lazokas whispered to you, saying "Apparently you're as good at dodging poison as you are at ignoring criticism." (2012-10-10 04:11:31).
- Sicoh'varvi Lazokas attacked you with a Crown of Pain and missed! This attack was laced with virulent, burning poison! (2012-10-10 04:11:42).

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- Annie Sullivan, a Wrackwyrm, belonging to Helen Keller, attacked you and hit for 11 points of unholy damage. (2012-10-10 12:21:32).
- a seeing-eye hound, an Hellhound, belonging to Helen Keller, attacked you and missed! (2012-10-10 12:21:32).
- another seeing-eye hound, an Hellhound, belonging to Helen Keller, attacked you and missed! (2012-10-10 12:21:32).
- Helen Keller thinks that hiding from a blind woman is both unsporting and a trifle redundant. (2012-10-10 12:22:12).


To be fair, I would have stayed hidden if it weren't for that meddling mutt.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:

- Your stronghold is under attack! (2012-10-11 14:00:47).
- Kagutsuchi destroyed a ward protecting this location! (2012-10-11 14:01:35).
- Your stronghold ward has been destroyed! (2012-10-11 14:01:35).

<Combat spam>
- Kagutsuchi said, "RAAAAAAWR!" (2012-10-11 14:05:06).
- Kagutsuchi has exploded in a violent flash of hatred and hellfire, spraying heat and gore everywhere. You take 4 points of fire damage. 1 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. 0 pets and 0 characters were killed. (2012-10-11 14:05:10).
- Mnky was flying and has now landed. (2012-10-11 14:06:40).
- Mnky said, "hi" (2012-10-11 14:07:08).
- Mnky locked the door. (2012-10-11 14:07:23).
- Mnky said, "Don''t worry, we aren''t interested in that flag. Not us." (2012-10-11 14:09:40).
- Mnky said, "Not in the slighest. Think of this as a talent show." (2012-10-11 14:10:15).
<Combat spam>
- Mnky has exploded in a violent flash of hatred and hellfire, spraying heat and gore everywhere. You take 1 points of unholy damage. 1 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. 0 pets and 0 characters were killed. (2012-10-11 14:14:12).
My character has 3 HP left. Oh, Mnky, you're the worst.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
The most adorable puppy has maxxed out!


Why was my first thought, "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!"?
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Shadok
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

saulres wrote:
Quote:
The most adorable puppy has maxxed out!


Why was my first thought, "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!"?

Damnit Saul now that's all *I* can think. You truly are the worst.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not a Mnky alt Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cassandra walks into a Damned Library and sees:

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Someone has written we are watching you Cassandra in chalk on a wall here.


I jumped.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
(8 times) You attack the door with your Whip of Torment and miss. (2012-10-12 18:49:10).


Goddamn dodging doors. How can Grunk smash doors if they keep dodging like this!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tathers wrote:
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(8 times) You attack the door with your Whip of Torment and miss. (2012-10-12 18:49:10).


Goddamn dodging doors. How can Grunk smash doors if they keep dodging like this!

...How drunk is Grunk? Laughing
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