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LoganRuns
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the Gulf Oil Spill found someone standing on hot lava.
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- Maeval attacked you and hit for 5 points of cold damage and 5 points of slashing damage. This attack drained 5 MP from you. This was enough to kill you! (2012-10-02 06:53:52).

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cliche Elf Ranger found out that he isn't the only person with Tattoo of Cosmic Gambler in the nexus Crying or Very sad

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Tattoo of the Cosmic Gambler (60 CP) - 2


WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS NEXUS CHAMPION?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fellis wrote:
Cliche Elf Ranger found out that he isn't the only person with Tattoo of Cosmic Gambler in the nexus Crying or Very sad

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Tattoo of the Cosmic Gambler (60 CP) - 2


WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS NEXUS CHAMPION?
That would be A Skyrim Escapee.

Mallich: Ruining your mysteries since 2010.

EDIT: Wait, what's your source for those stats?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mallich wrote:
EDIT: Wait, what's your source for those stats?


The fancy new "buy access to stats" option we have. I've always wondered if I was the only one who picked up Cosmic Gambler so it was 50 cents well spent.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fellis wrote:
The fancy new "buy access to stats" option we have. I've always wondered if I was the only one who picked up Cosmic Gambler so it was 50 cents well spent.
Oooh, thanks. I thought that you'd found a more up-to-date version of the skills.txt page.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read from bottom to top, 'cuz I'm lazy.

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- Ghoul, belonging to Wraith, attacked you and hit for 7 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Wraith! (2012-10-02 16:35:22).
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- Ghoul, belonging to Wraith, attacked you and hit for 7 points of slashing damage. (2012-10-02 16:34:52).
- A doctor has invited you to join a faction! You may view the invitation on the Factions screen. (2012-10-02 16:01:00).


A doctor from the RRF invited me to join their faction but before I could accept, another RRFer came in and used me for ghoul food.
We were all out in back of beyond of Purg. What are the odds?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think of it this way, Wraith simply helped you join up quicker. Well, your corpse, anyway.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will treasure your corpse forever "Larry" seriously though you have to stop shambling into things your going to do yourself damage.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not enough AP to get home...
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- You step inside Dark Alehouse. (2012-10-04 14:34:02).
- You attempt to hide. You think you are hidden. (2012-10-04 14:34:04).
- Carl Panzram said, "Hello Otter, I hope you know it''s otter hunting season, and I need a new pair of boots." (2012-10-04 15:54:56).
- Carl Panzram said, "I''ll make this as inhumane as possible." (2012-10-04 15:55:11).
- Carl Panzram said, "Let''s try the pistol." (2012-10-04 15:55:34).

- (5 times) Carl Panzram attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. (2012-10-04 15:55:53).
- Carl Panzram whispered to you, saying "Now remember, next time bring some of your friends, just killing one of you ain't enough." (2012-10-04 15:56:20).
- Carl Panzram attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 26 points of arcane damage. This attack was suffused with arcane power! This was enough to kill you! (2012-10-04 15:56:25).

A playful otter would like to point out that being killed in 6 quick shots isn't really that inhumane. To make it truly inhumane, try to make it as painfully drawn out as possible next time. Say, one attack per hour. *noddle*
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- You read the book. It is a step-to-step guide about how to correctly brew honey mead. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2012-10-04 20:23:16).


PARTY AT MY PLACE EVERYBODY
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frank the Big-Titted Female Nun has been appeasing Tlacolotl very much as of late, evidenced by her 100.9 Orthodoxy rating. She's planning on baking him a cake... FILLED WITH MURDER!!! <3
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Discovered trams cost me a mere one AP. Murdered many many angels in Mason's point because of this. They were even sitting outside!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flurgen prayed for the strength to vanquish evil-- and his prayers were answered.

- You say, "Evil WILL be punished." (2012-10-07 13:19:33).
- Typhoon shakes a fist in righteous anger, swearing vengeance upon the accursed magic user! (2012-10-07 13:19:35).
- BlackMage attacked Typhoon with a Noxious Globule spell , killing her! (2012-10-07 13:19:42).
- You feel a burst of offensive power flow through you. You will gain a +1 damage bonus to all attacks while the Offensive Power is with you. (2012-10-07 13:19:42).
- (2 times) BlackMage attacked you with a Noxious Globule spell and missed! (2012-10-07 13:19:48).
- You feel a burst of offensive power flow through you. You will gain a +1 damage bonus to all attacks while the Offensive Power is with you. (2012-10-07 13:19:48).
- BlackMage attacked you with a Noxious Globule spell and missed! (2012-10-07 13:19:49).
- BlackMage attacked you with an Axe and hit for 2 points of slashing damage. (2012-10-07 13:19:51).
- You feel your skin harden as the holy power descends upon you. While blessed with Stone Skin, you will gain a +4 soak versus all attacks. (2012-10-07 13:19:54).
- You attack BlackMage with your Fist and hit for 8 points of impact damage. You gain 8 XP. (2012-10-07 13:19:55).
- BlackMage attacked you with a Dark Heart attack, attempting to steal magic points from you. He was successful and has stolen 1 points from you! (2012-10-07 13:19:55).
- (3 times) You attack BlackMage with your Fist and hit for 8 points of impact damage. You gain 8 XP. (2012-10-07 13:19:58).
- BlackMage attacked you with a Noxious Globule spell and hit for 5 points of acid damage. (2012-10-07 13:19:59).
- You attack BlackMage with your Fist and miss. (2012-10-07 13:19:59).
- You attack BlackMage with your Fist and hit for 8 points of impact damage. You gain 8 XP. (2012-10-07 13:20:00).
- (2 times) You attack BlackMage with your Fist and miss. (2012-10-07 13:20:02).
- BlackMage attacked you with a Noxious Globule spell and hit for 5 points of acid damage. (2012-10-07 13:20:02).
- (2 times) You attack BlackMage with your Fist and hit for 8 points of impact damage. You gain 8 XP. (2012-10-07 13:20:04).
- You attack BlackMage with your Fist and hit for 8 points of impact damage. You gain 8 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 18 Experience Points! (2012-10-07 13:20:05).
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On a black-footed ferret, smith-enchanter for the EUPD:

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- The Executioner gave you a(n) A Kitten Duct Taped to, a(n) Hatchet. (2012-10-07 00:49:10).
- The Executioner whispered to you, saying "just needs a sharpening" (2012-10-07 00:49:21).
<snip miscellanea>
- (A black-footed ferret) screeches in horror as The Executioner hands him an axe to pristine - with a kitten duct taped to it! (2012-10-07 12:07:36).
- You spend some time and effort improving A Kitten Duct Taped to. You gain 10 experience points. (2012-10-07 12:08:43).
- (A black-footed ferret) attempts to remove the kitten, crying little ferret tears of sympathy for all small furred creatures horribly abused by big hairless apes (2012-10-07 12:09:19).
- (A black-footed ferret) finds the kitten has been more than duct-taped to the axe, though that is the final binding - the poor little thing seems to have been magically merged with the weapon. Still crying, he drops the weapon on the floor and runs to his nest where he lies shivering in horror. (2012-10-07 12:13:50).
- You give your A Kitten Duct Taped to, a(n) Hatchet to The Executioner. (2012-10-07 12:13:59).

A black-footed ferret believes we need to call in the SPCA to investigate the Police.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And they say that the overzealous Constable Burke is Evil! Oh, the horror! The Horror!
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