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ALTERNATIVE HEROES: SUPER FACTION Now with 300% more fun.
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DUMBGoose
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


P A T R I O T

BUY WAR BONDS AND STAMPS TO PROTECT GEHENNERICA FROM THE HUNGELIC HORDES!

LOOK AT THIS MAD BRUTE

Holy Champion: an artist's impression.

THE BOYS AND GIRLS OF ABBADON THE 13TH STATE BELIEVE IN SMALL TOWN VICES AND ARE TAKING THE FIGHT TO THE ENEMY!

FUND THESE ALTERNATIVE HEROES AND FINANGLE AN ANGEL WITH WAR BONDS AND STAMPS!

OR JUST JOIN THEIR (small) ARMY LIKE ME!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have the greatest assortment of classes to ever live. I am not much of a collector but I would like at least 1 Lich to make so many pets to accompany our lonely tentacles.


Won't you be our lich, brave Nexal person who might be reading this?


I'm rich you know. $$$$$$$
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where my liches at???

We need some of these post-haste.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

op update to reflect awesomeness.



Pictured: Real life unicorn
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I needed to post this here :V

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0070QMUFA/?tag=093-20
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Currently seeking an EoD Rev. can you see dead people? are you haley joel osment?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW! Secret footage leaked of the Alternative Heroes faction stronghold!

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pancakes
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did you get footage of our VIP room at The Drunken Unicorn? This is private property!

*gets on her headset*

SECURITY WE HAVE A BREACH IN SECTOR 12. I REPEAT A BREACH IN SECTOR 12.

FRILLY TO CLOP.

COME IN CLOP.

.... cloppy?

D:
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Unicorn lovers, it should have been a salient point on the recruitment poster that we are also located Three Doors Down from a Foundry.
Yes, we have them on retainer! GENERAL GLITTERSPARKLE is just that rich!

Foundry's offer a rich assortment of materials to craft from, or for most of your Alchemical needs.

You can craft or repair your melee and guns in a Foundry, and if you have a Portable Toolkit, you can repair or craft slings and bows there, too! Wink

It also offers fuel for your Flame Throwers, Chainsaws and *Robot Unicorns.
So, if you are a Crafty little Unicorn lover, Alternative Heroes is the faction for you!



*Some Robot Unicorns are bigger than others.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

we're level 11, how can this be? what is this stuff

heres a funny joke




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guys give us all your healers. Every healer to us. We got liches and conduits and wizards and they are on SUICIDE WATCH and need constant supervision. This means CRAZY HEALING $$$ OPPORTUNITIES 4 U!!!!

We have tried to employ the unicorns but they make terrible doctors because of giving no shits and just drink our booze and dance the night away in the discotheque.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now looking for magical mystical supernatural enchanters to adorn our unicorn horns (corns?) with ornaments.

DOs or Conduits or both, why not both? :v

Open faction hop on in.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ayyo, our healers are mostly maxxxed out and not needing the XP, we have a lot of sorcerers. We're very active because unicorns need constant care. Good fast xp opportunities if you're starting a new character late in the game or are just a new player.

Just want a safe place to park your rump? We have not lost our stronghold for many many many many many many many months. No place safer.


Still not convinced? Feast your eyes on this shit because bitches love unicorns. Miley Cyrus straight up tongue punching a unicorn's uvula. #truelove

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jQd5OEl1W-Q#!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IS THIS YOU??????



IF SO GENERAL GLITTERSPARKLE WANTS YOU!!!! (to be our house slave)

Yo brosephs and brosephines, we need some extra healers, crafters and enchanters. If you heal, enchant and are pretty bored with little to do, come on over! We will put you to work in our happy unicorn time sweatshop and/or free clinic for tree-fiddy an hour!!!!*
We have lots of healing available as all of our healers are pretty much maxxed out to level 30 unicorn princesses or whatever.
We like new people especially, we're very helpful because thats how unicorns do.


*less tree-fiddy.
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